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Tired of this economy talk.
Lets stop talking about the economy and just be prepared that this is how things are going to stay. Killer is right, people don't save and are really stupid.
Some thoughts from Booze:
a. Why are people so happy about new cars? New cars instantly depreciate. Nothing says you are defeated and have bought in more than being proud of a $30,000 car and spending most of your available money on it. You wash it are so proud of it. Blah blah blah. 2 years it will be just an ordinary hag, like your ex that was 2 years older than you.
If you really had wealth you would be driving a maybach and treating it like what it is: just fucking transportation. Or if you are truly wealthy you would drive just an ordinary, dependable car. Men have an insatiable appetite for goods and services, that is why they are slaves.
Also people that put "BONNEVILLE" or "SOME OTHER SHIT CAR STICKER BECAUSE YOUR SHIT CAR IS LIKE EVERYONE ELSES SHIT CAR" on the back to tell it apart from every other shit car out there.
New cars also perpetuate something else: high insurance. Insurance companies are raping and pillaging every single second and no one cares. Just pay them the money because your broke ass spent so much on your rapidly depreciating car that you couldn't bear having it totalled. You couldn't absorb the loss yourself.
b. Why do people have children? Unless super wealthy, why the fuck would you want children? One ticket to not acquiring wealth is having a bunch of kids. Let's get a fucking minivan and drive those loud little fuckers around.
Better yet, why don't we time the trip to the grocery store for when Boozeboxer goes shopping. I swear to god if another little toothless fucker with a spongebob shirt on gives me shit I am going to run over him with a buggy. Then the parents take up for them like i was throwing jello shots and aborted kids at the Pope on the way to Chemo therapy. Speaking of abortion: some of these fuckers are candidates for it, like a post-abortion surgery 5 years after birth.
c. Insurance companies are pushing this seatbelt law shit. They want to take EVERY FUCKING THING WE OWN and have us living in FUCKING PODS so they can take ALL OUR FUCKING MONEY. We are just like sheep. AND NO ONE BUT ME AND SPICOLI GIVES A LIVING FUCK.
d. Animal rights people. Cuddly fucking baby seals. Give me a break. These are the same people that are drinking water out of bottles just keeping pollutants pumping in the air. It's pretty damn easy to knock fur coats when you live in balmy L.A.
I saw a coffee cup "wrapper" (this cardboard thing around a cellophane coffee cup) that was describing everything that the company was doing to save the world: If you really gave a shit would you be wasting the paper on a completely unnecessary disposable article. Give me a fucking break. THese pricks.
e. Youtube comments. Why has democracy failed? Why would a nuclear holocaust not be that bad?? Just read some youtube comments sometime. People that think they are smart. Think they are artsy. Don't want to conform. Think they are so unique and 'above it.' IF THEY WERE SO FUCKING 'ABOVE IT,' WOULD THEY BE WASTING TIME POSTING YOUTUBE COMMENTS? FUCK NO. Hemingway once said that real artists didn't have time to read the critics.
f. Dance music. I swear women ruin fucking everything, or more accurately, men bowing down to every whim of the female ruin it. Lets take a bar that would be really fun to get drunk with your friends and play some gay fucking wack dance music just so a couple of dumb skanks who burn me with their cigarettes as they come stumbling by will dance.
g. Flakes. People that say they are going to do something, and then don't. I swear 2 nights ago I was at this bar and wanted to go to another bar and play shuffleboard. I asked a friend if he wanted to go and he said, "sure let's get out of here. I don't like this bar." Then he starts talking to this ugly fake ass girl thats face wanted to make me puke. The only thing that distinguished her from the 5 girls with her was her gay ass fucking name. Then I tabbed out and said, "I'm ready to go." He then says, "I am staying here, I never said I wanted to leave." "I said YOU FUCKING FLAKE, NO WONDER I DONT LIKE YOU. NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS. NO WONDER WHEN YOU ARE DYING AND WANT A BLOOD TRANSFUSION NO ONE WILL SUPPLY YOUR FAKE ASS WITH ANY." Then he truly acted hurt. Give me a break.
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And you say I whine a lot...
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And you call me bitter.
My shout; I prefer bitter to daft any day. Whine is ok.
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You tell it Booze!
I agree with you on some of those points. I don't get the deal with new cars or cars in general. I don't drive and have no plan to. I make sure I never work too far away and if I do need transportation then I make sure it's only a short taxi ride away.
Kids. I will have been married for 4 years come this fall and still no kids. People ask me all the time "Why do you have no children?". It's as if marriage should mean automatic parenthood. Screw that. We are being sensible and saving up first. The wife wants children more than I do, but when it comes down to it I would prefer to be in a better place financially and emotionally. My sister is expecting her 3rd child this September and is always complaining about having no money. I don't see the point in that.
I actually do belive in animal rights when it comes to species in serious plight. I think mankind is heading towards a dark place in terms of how we have destroyed the environment and overfarmed the oceans of tuna etc. I hate sea food, but I don't stocks to be selfishly wiped out for good.
You Tube comments are all gay. Bruce Lee probably does a lot of that type of thing.
I too hate dance music. Dance is something I just don't see the point of. Most people just look stupid when they dance and would be better off just sitting down. The number of times I have sat at a bar and taken the piss out of drunk people who dance like idiots. :rolleyes:
The flakes thing was interesting but I have no real opinion about that. Just kill them.
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One more thing:
All this news about "Space." Like anyone gives a shit if water was on Saturn's moon or not. This coming from the same experts that can't land on the moon again. Now articles are coming out that landing on the moon is a "dead end" expedition. Well if I couldn't keep the tiles on my piece of shit ride that is what I would say too.
People are starving and all these dickheads can do is make computer images of what these different things "would theoritically" look like. Black holes, other galaxies........give me a fucking break. Do we have Speilberg and Dr. Suess running the space program.
Lets just shoot rockets into space and delay blast off because of weather. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CAN"T BLAST OFF ANYIME BECAUSE OF WIMPY EARTH WEATHER (and we aren't talking about hurricanes, just typical moon cycles earth rotation, etc) HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT INTO REAL HARDCORE SPACE WEATHER SHIT? No one even questions this.
Well I do. I know its a sham. Why don't they put that jet fuel in a plane that goes somewhere, like Rwanda. Then NASA should systematically infect themselves with various STDs, then tell them to use the budget to fix that.
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One more thing:
All this news about "Space." Like anyone gives a shit if water was on Saturn's moon or not. This coming from the same experts that can't land on the moon again. Now articles are coming out that landing on the moon is a "dead end" expedition. Well if I couldn't keep the tiles on my piece of shit ride that is what I would say too.
People are starving and all these dickheads can do is make computer images of what these different things "would theoritically" look like. Black holes, other galaxies........give me a fucking break. Do we have Speilberg and Dr. Suess running the space program.
Lets just shoot rockets into space and delay blast off because of weather. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CAN"T BLAST OFF ANYIME BECAUSE OF WIMPY EARTH WEATHER (and we aren't talking about hurricanes, just typical moon cycles earth rotation, etc) HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT INTO REAL HARDCORE SPACE WEATHER SHIT? No one even questions this.
Well I do. I know its a sham. Why don't they put that jet fuel in a plane that goes somewhere, like Rwanda. Then NASA should systematically infect themselves with various STDs, then tell them to use the budget to fix that.
That is some serious prose! ;D
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One more thing:
All this news about "Space." Like anyone gives a shit if water was on Saturn's moon or not. This coming from the same experts that can't land on the moon again. Now articles are coming out that landing on the moon is a "dead end" expedition. Well if I couldn't keep the tiles on my piece of shit ride that is what I would say too.
People are starving and all these dickheads can do is make computer images of what these different things "would theoritically" look like. Black holes, other galaxies........give me a fucking break. Do we have Speilberg and Dr. Suess running the space program.
Lets just shoot rockets into space and delay blast off because of weather. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CAN"T BLAST OFF ANYIME BECAUSE OF WIMPY EARTH WEATHER (and we aren't talking about hurricanes, just typical moon cycles earth rotation, etc) HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT INTO REAL HARDCORE SPACE WEATHER SHIT? No one even questions this.
Well I do. I know its a sham. Why don't they put that jet fuel in a plane that goes somewhere, like Rwanda. Then NASA should systematically infect themselves with various STDs, then tell them to use the budget to fix that.
That is some serious prose! ;D
Gravity does suck.
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Bargain Booze must have a special on.
p.s It's hard to save when the price of everything has gone up and continues to do so.
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You tell it Booze!
I agree with you on some of those points. I don't get the deal with new cars or cars in general. I don't drive and have no plan to. I make sure I never work too far away and if I do need transportation then I make sure it's only a short taxi ride away.
Kids. I will have been married for 4 years come this fall and still no kids. People ask me all the time "Why do you have no children?". It's as if marriage should mean automatic parenthood. Screw that. We are being sensible and saving up first. The wife wants children more than I do, but when it comes down to it I would prefer to be in a better place financially and emotionally. My sister is expecting her 3rd child this September and is always complaining about having no money. I don't see the point in that.
I actually do belive in animal rights when it comes to species in serious plight. I think mankind is heading towards a dark place in terms of how we have destroyed the environment and overfarmed the oceans of tuna etc. I hate sea food, but I don't stocks to be selfishly wiped out for good.
You Tube comments are all gay. Bruce Lee probably does a lot of that type of thing.
I too hate dance music. Dance is something I just don't see the point of. Most people just look stupid when they dance and would be better off just sitting down. The number of times I have sat at a bar and taken the piss out of drunk people who dance like idiots. :rolleyes:
The flakes thing was interesting but I have no real opinion about that. Just kill them.
You're love for me brother Miles is no better than Xadu's love for Pac. ;D;D;D
Nevertheless, thank you for constantly but surreptitiously mentioning me in your posts. I shall be forever grateful to you for the fame I'm getting now.
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miles
You tell it Booze!
I agree with you on some of those points. I don't get the deal with new cars or cars in general. I don't drive and have no plan to. I make sure I never work too far away and if I do need transportation then I make sure it's only a short taxi ride away.
Kids. I will have been married for 4 years come this fall and still no kids. People ask me all the time "Why do you have no children?". It's as if marriage should mean automatic parenthood. Screw that. We are being sensible and saving up first. The wife wants children more than I do, but when it comes down to it I would prefer to be in a better place financially and emotionally. My sister is expecting her 3rd child this September and is always complaining about having no money. I don't see the point in that.
I actually do belive in animal rights when it comes to species in serious plight. I think mankind is heading towards a dark place in terms of how we have destroyed the environment and overfarmed the oceans of tuna etc. I hate sea food, but I don't stocks to be selfishly wiped out for good.
You Tube comments are all gay. Bruce Lee probably does a lot of that type of thing.
I too hate dance music. Dance is something I just don't see the point of. Most people just look stupid when they dance and would be better off just sitting down. The number of times I have sat at a bar and taken the piss out of drunk people who dance like idiots. :rolleyes:
The flakes thing was interesting but I have no real opinion about that. Just kill them.
You're love for me brother Miles is no better than Xadu's love for Pac. ;D;D;D
Nevertheless, thank you for constantly but surreptitiously mentioning me in your posts. I shall be forever grateful to you for the fame I'm getting now.
Yes, I try to include you with most of the comments I make about gays. It has become a habit. :-X;D
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miles
You tell it Booze!
I agree with you on some of those points. I don't get the deal with new cars or cars in general. I don't drive and have no plan to. I make sure I never work too far away and if I do need transportation then I make sure it's only a short taxi ride away.
Kids. I will have been married for 4 years come this fall and still no kids. People ask me all the time "Why do you have no children?". It's as if marriage should mean automatic parenthood. Screw that. We are being sensible and saving up first. The wife wants children more than I do, but when it comes down to it I would prefer to be in a better place financially and emotionally. My sister is expecting her 3rd child this September and is always complaining about having no money. I don't see the point in that.
I actually do belive in animal rights when it comes to species in serious plight. I think mankind is heading towards a dark place in terms of how we have destroyed the environment and overfarmed the oceans of tuna etc. I hate sea food, but I don't stocks to be selfishly wiped out for good.
You Tube comments are all gay. Bruce Lee probably does a lot of that type of thing.
I too hate dance music. Dance is something I just don't see the point of. Most people just look stupid when they dance and would be better off just sitting down. The number of times I have sat at a bar and taken the piss out of drunk people who dance like idiots. :rolleyes:
The flakes thing was interesting but I have no real opinion about that. Just kill them.
You're love for me brother Miles is no better than Xadu's love for Pac. ;D;D;D
Nevertheless, thank you for constantly but surreptitiously mentioning me in your posts. I shall be forever grateful to you for the fame I'm getting now.
Yes, I try to include you with most of the comments I make about gays. It has become a habit. :-X;D
;D;D;D You just have confessed that you're my personal troll now.
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You're love for me brother Miles is no better than Xadu's love for Pac. ;D;D;D
Nevertheless, thank you for constantly but surreptitiously mentioning me in your posts. I shall be forever grateful to you for the fame I'm getting now.
Yes, I try to include you with most of the comments I make about gays. It has become a habit. :-X;D
;D;D;D You just have confessed that you're my personal troll now.
I was just calling you a fag, Bruce. ;);D
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Actually, this kind of talk should not be on this board so I think we should tone it down somewhat and just keep it in the other "let's attack miles for his avatars" thread.
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Can't you two confine your painfully obvious flirting to just one thread? Bruce even went out of his way to create a thread for just that purpose.
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Can't you two confine your painfully obvious flirting to just one thread? Bruce even went out of his way to create a thread for just that purpose.
It's like swine flu, it's a nightmare to contain. I agree, it should really be kept in the one thread. I'm sure he is hunting through my posts and getting excited about any reference he finds amongst all the other boring stuff.
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Can't you two confine your painfully obvious flirting to just one thread? Bruce even went out of his way to create a thread for just that purpose.
It's like swine flu, it's a nightmare to contain. I agree, it should really be kept in the one thread. I'm sure he is hunting through my posts and getting excited about any reference he finds amongst all the other boring stuff.
Perhaps the two of you can just go ahead and engage in the types of sordid sexual acts that you're both fantasizing about. That way it would spare the rest of the forum from reading your... correspondences, and once you two entered the post-coitus awkwardness and avoidance that almost always accompanies these kinds of things, we would no longer have to endure this very public flirtation.
Maybe Brucelee will even leave. A man can dream.
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CFH
Can't you two confine your painfully obvious flirting to just one thread? Bruce even went out of his way to create a thread for just that purpose.
It's like swine flu, it's a nightmare to contain. I agree, it should really be kept in the one thread. I'm sure he is hunting through my posts and getting excited about any reference he finds amongst all the other boring stuff.
Perhaps the two of you can just go ahead and engage in the types of sordid sexual acts that you're both fantasizing about. That way it would spare the rest of the forum from reading your... correspondences, and once you two entered the post-coitus awkwardness and avoidance that almost always accompanies these kinds of things, we would no longer have to endure this very public flirtation.
Maybe Brucelee will even leave. A man can dream.
I refuse to bugger nor be buggered by Bruce Lee. Funny writing anyway, CFH! ;D
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miles
It's like swine flu, it's a nightmare to contain. I agree, it should really be kept in the one thread. I'm sure he is hunting through my posts and getting excited about any reference he finds amongst all the other boring stuff.
Perhaps the two of you can just go ahead and engage in the types of sordid sexual acts that you're both fantasizing about. That way it would spare the rest of the forum from reading your... correspondences, and once you two entered the post-coitus awkwardness and avoidance that almost always accompanies these kinds of things, we would no longer have to endure this very public flirtation.
Maybe Brucelee will even leave. A man can dream.
I refuse to bugger nor be buggered by Bruce Lee. Funny writing anyway, CFH! ;D
:rotflmao:
That made me chuckle.
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miles
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CFH
Can't you two confine your painfully obvious flirting to just one thread? Bruce even went out of his way to create a thread for just that purpose.
It's like swine flu, it's a nightmare to contain. I agree, it should really be kept in the one thread. I'm sure he is hunting through my posts and getting excited about any reference he finds amongst all the other boring stuff.
Perhaps the two of you can just go ahead and engage in the types of sordid sexual acts that you're both fantasizing about. That way it would spare the rest of the forum from reading your... correspondences, and once you two entered the post-coitus awkwardness and avoidance that almost always accompanies these kinds of things, we would no longer have to endure this very public flirtation.
Maybe Brucelee will even leave. A man can dream.
You're just jealous miles finds me more attractive than you. ;D;D;D;D
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miles
It's like swine flu, it's a nightmare to contain. I agree, it should really be kept in the one thread. I'm sure he is hunting through my posts and getting excited about any reference he finds amongst all the other boring stuff.
Perhaps the two of you can just go ahead and engage in the types of sordid sexual acts that you're both fantasizing about. That way it would spare the rest of the forum from reading your... correspondences, and once you two entered the post-coitus awkwardness and avoidance that almost always accompanies these kinds of things, we would no longer have to endure this very public flirtation.
Maybe Brucelee will even leave. A man can dream.
You're just jealous miles finds me more attractive than you. ;D;D;D;D
Oh My God!
I'm lost for words. :vd:
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Can't you two confine your painfully obvious flirting to just one thread? Bruce even went out of his way to create a thread for just that purpose.
They have taken my thread and ruined it.
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Very nice rant booze, I am envious ;)
You missed out on Celebrities who speak out about the Environment and social issues as if they are smart just on account of the fact that they are famous...most of those people use private jets and have giant houses too so they can fuck off when they are trying to tell me that I need to "Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle"....fucking idiots
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CFH
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miles
It's like swine flu, it's a nightmare to contain. I agree, it should really be kept in the one thread. I'm sure he is hunting through my posts and getting excited about any reference he finds amongst all the other boring stuff.
Perhaps the two of you can just go ahead and engage in the types of sordid sexual acts that you're both fantasizing about. That way it would spare the rest of the forum from reading your... correspondences, and once you two entered the post-coitus awkwardness and avoidance that almost always accompanies these kinds of things, we would no longer have to endure this very public flirtation.
Maybe Brucelee will even leave. A man can dream.
You're just jealous miles finds me more attractive than you. ;D;D;D;D
Really? :-\ We took a vote and everyone is more attractive than you.
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Lyle
Very nice rant booze, I am envious ;)
You missed out on Celebrities who speak out about the Environment and social issues as if they are smart just on account of the fact that they are famous...most of those people use private jets and have giant houses too so they can fuck off when they are trying to tell me that I need to "Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle"....fucking idiots
These are very valid points. It is a common fact that celebrities (esp. actors) are not required to be of any intelligence. So why would they get involved in something scientific in the first place?
I like how they can buy one "hybrid" car and suddenly become Captain Planet.
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These are very valid points. It is a common fact that celebrities (esp. actors) are not required to be of any intelligence. So why would they get involved in something scientific in the first place?
I like how they can buy one "hybrid" car and suddenly become Captain Planet.
Also equally as idiotic are those assholes who are quitting "drugs" but are never seen without a cigarette and/or coffee....GOD DAMN IT QUIT USING ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES OR JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!!!
And the Japanese with their God damn robots that act like women, yes Japan we ALL know where that is going, the US is making unmanned aircraft and Japan is making RoboWhores and soon the Robot Apocalypse is going to come crashing down brought on by evil swishing and kiss blowing effeminant Robots....it's going to be like Terminator meets RuPaul.
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b. Why do people have children? Unless super wealthy, why the fuck would you want children? One ticket to not acquiring wealth is having a bunch of kids. Let's get a fucking minivan and drive those loud little fuckers around.
Better yet, why don't we time the trip to the grocery store for when Boozeboxer goes shopping. I swear to god if another little toothless fucker with a spongebob shirt on gives me shit I am going to run over him with a buggy. Then the parents take up for them like i was throwing jello shots and aborted kids at the Pope on the way to Chemo therapy. Speaking of abortion: some of these fuckers are candidates for it, like a post-abortion surgery 5 years after birth.
I agree, it's HARD to get wealthy if you have kids (even if you're collecting child support, you might get by, but you won't get rich from it). I know several people I went to school with who are now parents, whether it was accidental from just one night of fun, or intentional, I don't know. And while I'm happy for them, I DO NOT envy them one bit.
While I have nothing against children, I don't know that I'll ever have what it takes to be a dad. I just don't have that kind of loving patience and charisma that so many other adults have. If I ever date a girl who is one of those people who can't get pregnant, it'd be like winning the lottery!!!!!
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