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OK so i been here 5 weeks have nearly shot 10 litres of Jizz and have been near on a rapist lol
Other than that i'm alive n kicking..loving the sun..working Mon-Fri and my club night PASSION launches at a cool little venue on the 28th Aug.
I'll put up some pics a few days after..and yeah the Maltese girls are VERY hospitable.............;D
Please don't tell me your DJ name is "Si Shaw" ? :LOLATYOU:
If I'm ever in Malta (Which I won't be) I'll be sure to hit your club :lolhaha:
Cool man didn't know you running your own club, sweet, good luck with it buddy
Good Luck mate, the girl has a body of a goddess.
How you doing mate? You finished your job over in London? Sounds like your having a good time your making me jeaslous mate ;D.Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
was wondering where you had got to of late
sounds like things are going ok mate ;):)
Yeah all good people...the day job is pure commision and some weeks good some shit which is why i'm doing this!;)
Which Girl you on about Master? lol
And yeah Skel it's all good ...getting my hair done by Scott Dixons ex on Fri as it goes.
Lefty what can i say that doesn't rhyme with zealous runt..........:)
Get a life little boy for fuck sakes.
Nice on Smash - lucky koont :cool:
No plans to come home any time soon then?
cool as fuck mate i knew you would be ok out there ;)
enjoy every minute mate ... you only live once ;)
The girl on the flyer, I bet they all look like that. They do in porn films anyway. ;D
:LOLATYOU:Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
I got a life thank you very much. And I can bet its damn better than your biitch ass stuck in Malta. I make good cash, always clubbing with the homies and hot girls and drive a good car all paid off. All at 18 years old. And this fool is bragging about a club he's running. Try harder Smashup. Fukking fraud.
"Getting my hair done by Scott Dixons ex". This what you brag about ? Getting your fukking hair done ? :lolhaha: Come on now. Your true colours are finally coming out.
Cool, I'm glad things have improved since you posted this :)Quote:
Originally Posted by leftylee:LOLATYOU:Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
I got a life thank you very much. And I can bet its damn better than your biitch ass stuck in Malta. I make good cash, always clubbing with the homies and hot girls and drive a good car all paid off. All at 18 years old. And this fool is bragging about a club he's running. Try harder Smashup. Fukking fraud.
"Getting my hair done by Scott Dixons ex". This what you brag about ? Getting your fukking hair done ? :lolhaha: Come on now. Your true colours are finally coming out.
http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...t-my-life.html
Once you turn 18 you can get into clubs without being thrown out.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboCool, I'm glad things have improved since you posted this :)Quote:
Originally Posted by leftylee:LOLATYOU:Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
I got a life thank you very much. And I can bet its damn better than your biitch ass stuck in Malta. I make good cash, always clubbing with the homies and hot girls and drive a good car all paid off. All at 18 years old. And this fool is bragging about a club he's running. Try harder Smashup. Fukking fraud.
"Getting my hair done by Scott Dixons ex". This what you brag about ? Getting your fukking hair done ? :lolhaha: Come on now. Your true colours are finally coming out.
http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...t-my-life.html
Everybody has there bad experiences with girls. I aint no different. Right now im going through a good spell though.
Lefty, you're ranting at the wrong guy.
If Ron Jeremy wanted advice on how to get more beaver, he'd only be able to ring a handful of fellow gash hounds:
Steve Tyler
Charlie Sheen
Magic Johnson
John Leslie
Smashup
Bernie Eccleston
Honestly, give yourself an uppercut.
I worry that he stalks my posts ;D
looool funny thread.
o well, sounds like a good time in Malta Smash. Enjoy.
Lefty, lol, you too buddy. Glad to hear you currently macking the chics. More drunken ramblings and typing liek tihs ans saxin thme biatcthes up ... posts plz. :)
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Originally Posted by Steelie
Quiet like this one fella;) Hense the smug look;D
Very tidy mate :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by smashupQuote:
Originally Posted by Steelie
Quiet like this one fella;) Hense the smug look;D
I'm having to "Club Toilet" some of em hahahaha
Not made enough cash yet to get my own appartment which is one reason i'm doing these parties fella..
About 5 mins "After" she's up on a table dancing and i clocked her wiping whatever it was running down the inside of her leg away lol.;D;D
I'll stick some party pics up as soon as i can fella!
How you doing anyway son? enjoying the weather hahaha:-X
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Originally Posted by smashup
:-X
Quality mate - I'm proper jealous!!Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
All OK over here - same old shit
Godd luck with opening nite tomorrow!!
That girl is hot. And don't think I'm giving your biitch ass a positive comment. I'm commenting the girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by smashupQuote:
Originally Posted by Steelie
Quiet like this one fella;) Hense the smug look;D
Smash you soppy fucka!!!
Didn't know you were off to Malta.
Oh! shit Smash good for you fella.
Run a muck over there and go balls out fella.
Do me a favor while your out there do the following.
Get yourself a couple of girls Malta, a bag of cocaine and some cakes.
Do a couple of lines out of the crack of their arse and then shove cake up their cunt. Once you shove the cake up their cunt FUCK the cake out of them...
Let me know how it goes fella.
I got mad love for 'ya Smash. :cool:
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Originally Posted by leftyleeThat girl is hot. And don't think I'm giving your biitch ass a positive comment. I'm commenting the girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by smashupQuote:
Originally Posted by Steelie
Quiet like this one fella;) Hense the smug look;D
Nothing against you at all Lefty but WHY do you talk like your from the Roughest part of LA..? :confused:
Your a scouser from the UK..?
And Mic I've pretty much done all that bar the Cake fella:-X
Big Love back fella :cool:
When have I used American dialect ? Do you even know what dialect means :vd: After you google it and find out let me know.Quote:
Originally Posted by smashupQuote:
Originally Posted by leftyleeThat girl is hot. And don't think I'm giving your biitch ass a positive comment. I'm commenting the girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
Nothing against you at all Lefty but WHY do you talk like your from the Roughest part of LA..? :confused:
Your a scouser from the UK..?
And Mic I've pretty much done all that bar the Cake fella:-X
Big Love back fella :cool:
People in the UK use the word "Ass" all the time rather than "Arse". So tell me how I'm sounding like an American ?
I'm using my own idiolect. And don't even bother to teach me how to talk. At least I don't refer to people as "Fella" every other word. The most colloquial way to refer to somebody and sounding like an ass doing it. I bet in your "Club" you say to people "Wanna bottle of stella, fella". Wouldn't surprise me :rolleyes:
I got nothing against you Smash. But some of the stuff you come out with is beyond retarded.
Well I've never heard an English bloke call his mates 'Homies' (thought that was American gang talk :confused:) or refer to people as 'Bitch ass', so I must be a retard too :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by leftyleeWhen have I used American dialect ? Do you even know what dialect means :vd: After you google it and find out let me know.Quote:
Originally Posted by smashupQuote:
Originally Posted by leftylee
Nothing against you at all Lefty but WHY do you talk like your from the Roughest part of LA..? :confused:
Your a scouser from the UK..?
And Mic I've pretty much done all that bar the Cake fella:-X
Big Love back fella :cool:
People in the UK use the word "Ass" all the time rather than "Arse". So tell me how I'm sounding like an American ?
I'm using my own idiolect. And don't even bother to teach me how to talk. At least I don't refer to people as "Fella" every other word. The most colloquial way to refer to somebody and sounding like an ass doing it. I bet in your "Club" you say to people "Wanna bottle of stella, fella". Wouldn't surprise me :rolleyes:
I got nothing against you Smash. But some of the stuff you come out with is beyond retarded.
Whats the problem with Smash Lefty?? From the day I joined here hes been a top bloke.
Come to Liverpool. The word "Homie" is used here. Not a lot, but some say it. I don't use it to my friends. Only use it when talking about them. When I speak to a homie in person its "Mate" or "Man" if I don't refer to them by there nickname.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HWell I've never heard an English bloke call his mates 'Homies' (thought that was American gang talk :confused:) or refer to people as 'Bitch ass', so I must be a retard too :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by leftyleeWhen have I used American dialect ? Do you even know what dialect means :vd: After you google it and find out let me know.Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
People in the UK use the word "Ass" all the time rather than "Arse". So tell me how I'm sounding like an American ?
I'm using my own idiolect. And don't even bother to teach me how to talk. At least I don't refer to people as "Fella" every other word. The most colloquial way to refer to somebody and sounding like an ass doing it. I bet in your "Club" you say to people "Wanna bottle of stella, fella". Wouldn't surprise me :rolleyes:
I got nothing against you Smash. But some of the stuff you come out with is beyond retarded.
As for "Bitch ass" I admit that is more an American word obviousley. But I like to use it so I do. People put anything in front of the word "Ass". I like to put biitch in front of it.
Anything else you want to interrogate me on let me know. And not once have I called Smashup a retard. We just don't get on. It's evidently clear about that.
Cheers, appreciate that.Quote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
Smash will say "What's his problem with me" but I don't like the way he speaks to other people on here at times. And one or two other things about him. So I get involved. I actually don't hate him. We just don't get on that well. One day that could change, who knows. I used to get on bad with VD. But we're cool now and I've even hung out with him in person.
One of Smash's problems is he seems to take shiit serious. On the other hand I don't, I don't take anything to heart what he says about me nor what anybody else says. It's an internet boxing forum after all.
Probably where you picked up some La street lingo from then,some people have never liked the sound of it, I think its all fun, makes life interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by leftyleeCheers, appreciate that.Quote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
Smash will say "What's his problem with me" but I don't like the way he speaks to other people on here at times. And one or two other things about him. So I get involved. I actually don't hate him. We just don't get on that well. One day that could change, who knows. I used to get on bad with VD. But we're cool now and I've even hung out with him in person.
One of Smash's problems is he seems to take shiit serious. On the other hand I don't, I don't take anything to heart what he says about me nor what anybody else says. It's an internet boxing forum after all.
So how did that visit go anyway what did youse two get up to?
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Originally Posted by smashupQuote:
Originally Posted by Steelie
Quiet like this one fella;) Hense the smug look;D
What fun, But you look lop sided.
I recon you should try for two at once after all you run the show, you got two arms, and two is much better than one.My bet is you'll get away with it easily.
Lunch and a visit to Sergio Mora's gym.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreProbably where you picked up some La street lingo from then,some people have never liked the sound of it, I think its all fun, makes life interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by leftyleeCheers, appreciate that.Quote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
Smash will say "What's his problem with me" but I don't like the way he speaks to other people on here at times. And one or two other things about him. So I get involved. I actually don't hate him. We just don't get on that well. One day that could change, who knows. I used to get on bad with VD. But we're cool now and I've even hung out with him in person.
One of Smash's problems is he seems to take shiit serious. On the other hand I don't, I don't take anything to heart what he says about me nor what anybody else says. It's an internet boxing forum after all.
So how did that visit go anyway what did youse two get up to?
Surely VD had some pornstars lined up for you to fuck?