Zelenoff give up boxing, diss EAst Side Boxing and goes all MMA

Priceless, I dream of a rematch with kid thunder with TM as the promoter/matchmaker for the event : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE_vHYwTPmA

/drool

Fighting Andrew Hartley will be the highlight of his 'career'.

he should of stuck with it and tried to get fights in arkansas... stacey goodson and his 'stable' arse so weak that it's pretty much the only place in the US where he could get a fight...

to give any one who doesn't know an idea of how bad this kid is- he lives in LA and I guarantee you that he will never get a fight there... not in all of LA, let alone CALIFORNIA.

If he does it will be so some young upstart can start his career on a first round KO.

As for MMA... more likely he'll get some fight there... but even that probably won't happen. If it does, he'll get choked out with in seconds.

Again probably by some gym rat who's been learning in the gym for a few years PROPERLY who can just take the piss out of the gaunt, skinny fucker.

I saw a video of him kicking a bag... I jab harder than one of his kicks. sort it out charlie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95e17OMzzOQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaUbdIDowJQ

didnt he already tell us he was switching to MMA last year??

I genuinely feel sorry for the kid. He hasnt the mental capacity to realise that hundreds if not thousands of people on boxing forums are laughing at him rather than actually taking him with a pinch of salt as he seems to be deluding himself into believing

Hope someone gets to him in time and helps him before its too late. Otherwise i fear the guy could become as big an internet parody as the star wars kid!!

I would have loved so much if Violent Demise would have visited him, that would be some serious funny juice and perhaps seeing Charlie scared live hehe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95e17OMzzOQ;D

so awesome.

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didnt he already tell us he was switching to MMA last year??

I genuinely feel sorry for the kid. He hasnt the mental capacity to realise that hundreds if not thousands of people on boxing forums are laughing at him rather than actually taking him with a pinch of salt as he seems to be deluding himself into believing

Hope someone gets to him in time and helps him before its too late. Otherwise i fear the guy could become as big an internet parody as the star wars kid!!

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I'm inclined to believe Fenster's theory that Zellenoff is in fact some kind of comic genius.

I should send his video's to MTV, he surely is a candidate for Bully Beatdown. That would probably be the best one ever made if they got him to do it.

Im liking Charlie more and more, he is 'living the life' at 1000mph. He was a pro boxer, retired, he's going to become a MMAtist, then retire, then have an illfated boxing comeback, get beat up, become a junky, get clean, have another comeback, then get shot, be born again and become a preacher, all in the space of 3 years........ genius.

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I should send his video's to MTV, he surely is a candidate for Bully Beatdown. That would probably be the best one ever made if they got him to do it.

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Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

He's also a skateboarder/basketball player/rapper/gangster

I wonder if he watches cartoon netowrk and has pictures of John Cena and other cliched 'cool' stuff that 13 year old boys like?

Yeah talk shit to his face homie!

You see the way he fucked up that kiddybag? Fierce.

Althought to be fair he did almost gass out ;D

Well I do have to confess, I've never beaten up a punch bag in such a manner.

That Zelenoff chap is a right old bell end!

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lol, without doubt

America is the only country in the world where anything is possible. Its quite feasible for someone like zelenoff to enter a talentless industry such as the rap scene and make millions from it.

If he were british/australian he`d probably be in an institution right now. If he was ghanian/arabic he`d of been stoned to death long time ago. But in america.................anythings possible

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lol, without doubt

America is the only country in the world where anything is possible. Its quite feasible for someone like zelenoff to enter a talentless industry such as the rap scene and make millions from it.

If he were british/australian he`d probably be in an institution right now. If he was ghanian/arabic he`d of been stoned to death long time ago. But in america.................anythings possible

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There is no doubt that the guy is a certifiable nut job. Is he like that 24/7? I don't know how anyone could tolerate him. He must be a virgin.

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lol, without doubt

America is the only country in the world where anything is possible. Its quite feasible for someone like zelenoff to enter a talentless industry such as the rap scene and make millions from it.

If he were british/australian he`d probably be in an institution right now. If he was ghanian/arabic he`d of been stoned to death long time ago. But in america.................anythings possible

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There is no doubt that the guy is a certifiable nut job. Is he like that 24/7? I don't know how anyone could tolerate him. He must be a virgin.

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As I understood it, he has no job... so I guess that his dad is a rich man paying everything for him and to probably deny the fact that his son is a clinical case of schysophrenic that doesn't want to be treated.

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I should send his video's to MTV, he surely is a candidate for Bully Beatdown. That would probably be the best one ever made if they got him to do it.

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Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

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Seriously? You really think that he could actually win? :vd:


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Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

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Seriously? You really think that he could actually win? :vd:


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Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

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Good to see he's prepared for 30 lb. quadraplegic opponent.

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Good to see he's prepared for 30 lb. quadraplegic opponent.

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"Ground and pound mothafukkas!"

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Good to see he's prepared for 30 lb. quadraplegic opponent.

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"Ground and pound mothafukkas!"

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How can anyone watch that video and not think the guy is a pisstaking comedy genius? Hilarious ;D

Bahahaha - just watched it - that is genius - Jax eat your heart out son

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Diane, do you really want to give Charlie an opportunity to make any money ?

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Seriously? You really think that he could actually win? :vd:


;D

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Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

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I know the rules, I watch the show all the time.

I say he submits 5 times within 2 minutes, and then gets knocked out in the 2nd round. ;D

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He's also a skateboarder/basketball player/rapper/gangster

I wonder if he watches cartoon netowrk and has pictures of John Cena and other cliched 'cool' stuff that 13 year old boys like?

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lol, without doubt

America is the only country in the world where anything is possible. Its quite feasible for someone like zelenoff to enter a talentless industry such as the rap scene and make millions from it.

If he were british/australian he`d probably be in an institution right now. If he was ghanian/arabic he`d of been stoned to death long time ago. But in america.................anythings possible

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Ah, the usual cultural understanding from you Mr Garnett. Ghana is one of the most advanced countries in Africa, there is no way anyone gets stoned to death there.

Oh & let's face it ain't like Britain isn't arguably better than anywhere eles for complete talentless morons to advance well & become huge stars. Remember the late Ms Jade Goody or Jordan. Hell, Boris Johnson became Mayor of London, that would be unthinkable in even the most simplistic of banana republics. Actually, come to think of it, how have you not got your own TV show?? ;D;D;D

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Seriously? You really think that he could actually win? :vd:


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Win? Sure no. However, the rules for bully beatdown are:

3 minutes to submit the other one as often as you can, starts with 5000 and you lose 1000 every time you're submitted.

Then a fighting round:

3 minutes to knock down or to the ref to stop the fight, if the guy is knocked down, he lost 5000, if he survives, he wins 5000.


Charlie would be knocked out for sure. But maybe he would be submitted only 3 or 4 times in 3 minutes, which means he would do a fair 1000 euros indeed...

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I know the rules, I watch the show all the time.

I say he submits 5 times within 2 minutes, and then gets knocked out in the 2nd round. ;D

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I would just be scared that he got submitted 4 times and make 1000 dollars... and then make a video saying: "1000 niggas, I made 1000 dollars in one minute, can you beat it? NObody could believe I could not be submitted 5 times by a professional but I did bunch of lil faggots, just to show you I have heart". :)

I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydM
Dan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia :vd:


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

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I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydM
Dan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia :vd:


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

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I swear him & Zelenoff have the same bedroom. They must be part of a comedy double act. I have to say if I ever go LA, I will definitely visit the Monstor's gym (in the ghetto of Melrose :rolleyes:) for some sparring ;D

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I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydMDan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia :vd:


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

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With a contract, with gloves and a referee, you're protected my friend and you have all my love, support and blessing to go straight away... it would be formidable.

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I found an MMA opponent for him....someone PLEASE make it happen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gaIVASuydMDan Quinn....although he does love his Stevia :vd:


I would like to fight Zelenoff, but I would fear criminal action against me.

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I swear him & Zelenoff have the same bedroom. They must be part of a comedy double act. I have to say if I ever go LA, I will definitely visit the Monstor's gym (in the ghetto of Melrose :rolleyes:) for some sparring ;D

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Moral of that story: concussions can turn you into a friggin fuck nut but damn funny comedian.

Charlie Z is starting to look a bit guant. I need to invite him over for some gravy and mayonnaise pancake stackers.

I see a t-shirt. I see a Crabtree jersey. I see a winter hoodie. I see a sweatband. What I don't see are snow covered hills. He must have left a window open.