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Who are your favourite comedians and who the comedians you think are not funny at all and just piss you off!!
My favourites are:
Bill Bailey
Frankie Boyle
Eddie Izzard
Michael Mcintyre
Ross Noble
Russell Howard
Comics I cant fucking stand :
Bald cunt off Mock the Week dont even know his name!!
Lenny Henry
Dawn French
Most women comics ( no offence ;D )
Russell Brand WANKER!!
I got loads more but what about you guys??
Emo phillips,robin williams,Gallagher,that Chao chick,Dat nyugn (?) with the stupid voices.All need punching.We had a show over here a couple of seasons ago about Comedians competing for a set up,cash.They had an unknown (to me) guy with multiple scleroses and he absolutely killed me.No pity party and funny as helz....also Mitch hedburg Rip...one of the funniest low key dudes Ive ever seen.
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Robin Williams is awful.
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This guy has to be one of the worst comics ever to live
Damn, I owe you some more rep Skel, the absolute #1 for me has to be Ross Noble, I'm gonna try get tickets to one of his shows down here next week.
Anyone my favourites would be (in order)
1.Ross Noble (the best stand-up bar none, you could go to every night of his run & you'd get a different show each night)
2.Reginald D. Hunter
3.Paul Merton
4.Chris Rock
5.Richard Pryor
6.Jack Dee
7.Paul Chaudhry
8.Frankie Boyle
9.Russell Brand (I know, I know, he's an annoying cunt, but his standup crack me up)
10. Bob Monkhouse (yeah I know that's an odd one for a 23 year old from inner-city London, but the guy told greater one-liners than pretty much anybody)
Ones I fuckin hate
That bald cunt off Mock the Week also known as Andy Parsons (tips hat to Skel)
Alan Carr (absolute wanker)
Graham Norton (see above)
Julian Clary (oh shit, just realized this makes me look a homophobe :-\)
Joe Pasquale
Katt Williams (no you're not funny or cultured, you're just a prick dressed like a preppie)
Bill Cosby (not really his stand-up, but his general comedy is so fuckin bland)
Jim Davidson (Bernard Manning without the subtlety or wit. That says it all really)
The absolute #1 most hated 'comedian' though has to be Nick Cannon. He is the biggest cunt in the history of the planet IMO. In fact I was about to post a load of stuff here of why he's a cunt, but maybe I'll take my time & give the gigantic arsehole his own thread.
Hahaha owe you some rep back mate, how did I forget Pryor!! Jack Dee Paul Meron great shouts.Quote:
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Your shit list is also very very good cant disagree with any of them.
Special mention to Alan Carr DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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About as funny as cancer.
Dane Cook really pisses me off, can't stand him.
Same for Denis Leary...
Carlos Mencia is a thieving prick.
Awesome comedians include...
Dylan Moran.
The late Mitch Hedberg...
And of course, the legend, Bill Hicks. :cool:
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****wonders why he appears on bbc****
***discovers turban on head****
i thought lenny henry was a poor ethnic comic...but this guy takes the piss
Omid djalili is actually the only succesful bbc combination of foreign and actually funny
Bill Hicks is my all time p4p number one.
Reginald d hunter is also really funny.
Tommy Tieranen (not spelt like that!) is fucking hilarious, but haven't seen much of him for ages.
As for Russel Brand his standup is really funny at times, when he reads out articles written about him in the papers and rips them apart.
I can't stand Stephen K Amos, i really hate him. I can't stand him. I'm getting angry thinking about him.
Also, i don't like Frankie Boyle, i see he is popular with you guys but i just think all he does is saying shocking things for shocks sake. It needs to be funny at the same time. Not just the most outrageous sentence you can think of.
Oh yea Charlie Brooker's old screenwipe show was one of the funniest things i've seen. But that 'you have been watching' was utter shit.
Frank Skinner is my favourite stand up
Rob Newman & David Badiel were awesome
Billy Connoly was great in the 80s
I really like Frank Skinner too.Quote:
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Peter Cook is my favourite comedian of all. I also like lots of others including John Cleese, Ben Elton, Rik Mayal, Adrian Edmonson, Steve Coogan, Paul Merton...there are probably loads of others but my mind is a bit stuck.
i only have a few but..
my favs: Eddie Griffin, Jamie Foxx, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappele, George Lopez ( just a lil bit )
ones i hate: the only one has to be Carlos mencia. i cant stand is stupid ass, he just straight suck thats it.
For me its Kid Thunder , i mean you got to love him as a comedian , his whole act is class , but he also annoys me when he tries to be a boxer.
a few of Those I'll like eternally (I think)
Louis DeFunes
Richard Pryor
Dan Akroyd
Bill Murray
Rick Moranis
Steve Buscemi
The crazy guy who makes Hans Landa in Inglorious bastards
Johnny Depp (I just love the touch of madness he puts into most of his roles)
John Godman
Jack Nicholson
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Those I can't and will never be able to stand:
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Steven Segal
Sandra Bullock (nice body but acts as good as a wet mop)
Toby fuckin' Macguire, worst spiderman ever!
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Hahaha i was thinking then for a second must of missed Sandra Bullocks stand up routine on dvd :p.
The one and only Chubby Brown.I've seen him live twice within a year now and he's funny as fook!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Fw_VW76VY
And i hate fooking Russell Brand,he's not even funny at all.He's a prick:mad:
Well.... sorry for that, in french, comedian and actor have can be both called "comédiens" or "acteurs" somehow, the difference is not much done and I just felt for my mother tongue...Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkinComedians ???Quote:
Originally Posted by Nameless
Sorry for that saddo residents.
Bill Hicks
Ross Noble
Jack Dee
Harry Hill
Dylan Moran
R.D Hunter
Frankie Boyle
Alan Carr
Jimmy Carr
Most of who you guys said.
Dislike Dennis Leary for obvious reasons.
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Originally Posted by yvonne
seen him twice at blackpool and once in london and he really is funny as f*ck
If you cant differentiate between a joke and being serious chubby aint your cup of tea = but if you can the funny fat f*cker is a laugh a second
Personal hates...
Frank Skinner
Lenny Henry
Alan Carr
Justin Lee Collins
Vic Reeves
Bob Mortimer
Jo Brand
Ricky Gervais
Victoria Wood
Loves....
Roy Chubby Brown
Bernard Manning
Mike Reed
Lee Hurst
Jonny Vegas
Richard Pryor
Lee Mack
Jimmy Carr
Sean Lock
Jason Manford
in the + file Mark Thomas
I dislike Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, and Janenene Garafolo
Kid Thunder doesn't really do 'Stand up' ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al
;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGBKid Thunder doesn't really do 'Stand up' ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al
I love Kens charm and delivery
jokes so so but hey this is grand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEMsX8tqVuY&NR=1
I've never seen a woman doing stand up that was actually funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
George Lopez and Chris Rock are couple of racist fucks, but nobody calls it racist when it's about white people--we're just "getting what we deserve."
why has no one said carrot top or gilbert godfrey?
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Originally Posted by hfahrenheitI've never seen a woman doing stand up that was actually funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
George Lopez and Chris Rock are couple of racist fucks, but nobody calls it racist when it's about white people--we're just "getting what we deserve."
why has no one said carrot top or gilbert godfrey?
Fine. Carrot top is shit.
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Originally Posted by hfahrenheitI've never seen a woman doing stand up that was actually funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
George Lopez and Chris Rock are couple of racist fucks, but nobody calls it racist when it's about white people--we're just "getting what we deserve."
why has no one said carrot top or gilbert godfrey?
Anyway saw my favourite comedian, Ross Noble, in London tonight. Was absolutely brilliant, was sat on the front row & got to chat to him during the show when he mentioned he tried boxing. Definitely the best comedian for getting the audience involved & its refreshing to see a comedian who isn't working to a routine. Just thought I'd share that.
i'll have to check him out. i think my current fav is Jim Gaffigan, although bill burr is pretty funny too.Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkinhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../DE/violin.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by hfahrenheitI've never seen a woman doing stand up that was actually funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
George Lopez and Chris Rock are couple of racist fucks, but nobody calls it racist when it's about white people--we're just "getting what we deserve."
why has no one said carrot top or gilbert godfrey?
Anyway saw my favourite comedian, Ross Noble, in London tonight. Was absolutely brilliant, was sat on the front row & got to chat to him during the show when he mentioned he tried boxing. Definitely the best comedian for getting the audience involved & its refreshing to see a comedian who isn't working to a routine. Just thought I'd share that.
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Originally Posted by hfahrenheiti'll have to check him out. i think my current fav is Jim Gaffigan, although bill burr is pretty funny too.Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkinhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../DE/violin.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by hfahrenheit
Anyway saw my favourite comedian, Ross Noble, in London tonight. Was absolutely brilliant, was sat on the front row & got to chat to him during the show when he mentioned he tried boxing. Definitely the best comedian for getting the audience involved & its refreshing to see a comedian who isn't working to a routine. Just thought I'd share that.
not that long haired streak of piss
about as funny as a tumour
Lisa Lampanelli and Margret Chow both sicken me. I also dislike Sarah Silverman.
I am a fan of....
Ricky Gervais
Larry David
Zach Galifianakis
Steve Martin
Woody Allen
Last time we did a thread like this someone introduced me to Danny Bhoy. He is now a favorite of mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeyjb...x=0&playnext=1
Says the Bernard Manning fan :rolleyes:Quote:
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Originally Posted by hfahrenheiti'll have to check him out. i think my current fav is Jim Gaffigan, although bill burr is pretty funny too.Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkin
not that long haired streak of piss
about as funny as a tumour
Ross Noble is very funny imo.