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Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV | TMZ.com
Looks like Tiger been puttting it about.
What made me laugh about it, all the coverage it got on Sky Sports news every ten minutes as if Woods was in a life and death car accident fucking idiots!!
Is it wrong that I find the whole situatiob hilarious...
Read over that article and allow it to paste a vivid picture in your mind... :D
Ya its wrong because if it was his wife getting the tailer made driver in the face people would be freaking and asking for his head on a plate.
On that note, i guess it is fairly obvious now that Tigers driving accurancy is and never was the best on the pro golf circuit. :-X
I kind of dislike Tiger Woods, basically because of those annoying Gilette ads, so I find this kind of funny. But YB is right, if he'd been trying to put a golf club through his wife's head, we'd all be losing our minds over it rather than laughing at it.
Not at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
I find the name 'Tiger' hilarious, this just adds to it.
Quote: He was on medicated drugs for pain thats why he seemed Somewhat out of it at the scene
??? Bulshit.
Is this man on coke? Do they test for anything in golf?
I could fukiin whoop ass on coke playing golf myself, and Im hopless.
Tiger has really gotten himself in to hot water.....and for what? a couple of "sleepovers" with some skanky ass hoochie mamas who are now looking for a big payday?
If I was Tiger, unless his wife is a total bitch then I wouldn't stray too far from home.
Missed the perfect opportunity for a bit of pun-fun there.Quote:
Originally Posted by skel1983
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Doesn't seem to bother too many men what their wife is like when it comes it sticking it in any hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
Yeah that is true. Plus he's Tiger Woods. He can nail practically anybody he wants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyDoesn't seem to bother too many men what their wife is like when it comes it sticking it in any hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
No wonder Tigar Woods has a smile while he was getting holes in ones in the big games,especially as he was shagging the arse off that Porn star "Holly Sampson"I seen the pictures of her in today's paper and i would'nt mind taking her in the rough,LOL
Please tell me all you Porn wanking fans out there on here of,is she any good in the Porn Video's?
I bet she always gets a hole in one in her filthy videos;D
hope his wife takes all his money ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by yvonne
She can have at least half... considering Tiger worths around a billion, it's not that bad. Imagine the dungeon you could build for yourself with that;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyhope his wife takes all his money ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by yvonne
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Originally Posted by yvonne
No shit I didn't hear he was bangin a porn star, good for him lol. His wife was hot though
yeah nothing like risking bringing home some STI to your wife. I'd be thrilled and Tiger would be picking a 9 iron out of his face:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wadeb_21Quote:
Originally Posted by yvonne
No shit I didn't hear he was bangin a porn star, good for him lol. His wife was hot though
Tiger Woods seems like a bit of an idiot. He has a perfectly fine looking wife and a bunch of kids, and here he is gallivanting with these peculiar looking women! And a porn star?
I see nothing cool in that kind of carry on. The silly toss pot.
Who the hell gives a shit about a sportstars personal life
If it was a movie or tv star..fair enough, theres millions where they came from. But the more you force tiger into the gutter the more you ruin a sports legacy.
Couldnt care a less if tiger was sticking one up his buggys exhaust pipe...
Porn stars are clean and wholesome. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyyeah nothing like risking bringing home some STI to your wife. I'd be thrilled and Tiger would be picking a 9 iron out of his face:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wadeb_21Quote:
Originally Posted by yvonne
No shit I didn't hear he was bangin a porn star, good for him lol. His wife was hot though
trust you!;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Preme
any of those look like tiger?:-\
if he were single then yeah, the fact that he isn't and has something of a clean brand image whilst he's been banging seven shades of whore does make it news.Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
why do people think they will never get found out? People are SO stupid.
What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
They both have been clubbed by Norwegians... ;D
Why did Jack Nicklaus call Elin?
To get some tips on how to beat Tiger...
What was Elin doing out at 2 in the morning?
She was out clubbing...
Why people care what these guys do in thier personal lives is beyond me. Tiger is a famous golf player not marraige counseler. He can fuck a brothal of chinese whores and what fucking difference does it make if you can't beat him at golf ?? And wait it's horrible for tiger to cheat yet the media is damn near making stars out of these little skanks who were fucking right along with him....but he's the bad one, why did he rape them, did they not reckonize dude and know he was married ? The wife beats his ass but if tiger even pushed that bitch he'd be in jail. All these people talking shit about tiger and 90% of them are cheating on their wives right damn now. Always funny to see people so excited to see others fail.....instead of just doing what they do and get famous and cash of your own. Sad..I say it's good golf just plugs up the tv anyway.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops after three hos.