Official Random Thread II

Only rule here is, if you enter this thread anytime, you have to post something.. Anything random on your mind, substantial or otherwise.. Just whatever is on your mind.

If you see anyone reading here but then no post from them, call them on it and i'll think of a suitable punishment


Right now i'm thinking i'm pissed off because when my couple of cars broke down, so did my determination to quit smoking, and in 2 to 3 weeks have now had about 25 packs.. F'n disgusting things... There should be fireworks and daily blow jobs by your chosen celebrity for every day that you are not having a cigarette... But the only thing that changes is you aren't having cigarettes.. JOY! :rolleyes:

Although i'm sure on my cancer bed I won't be so smug about the benifits of quiting.

daerht modnar laiciffo

I'm thinking Andre is trying to show off.
I'm thinking I've got rice with chick pea/veg curry for lunch when I'd much rather have chips because I'm starving!! :(

dekcuf teg,

I couldnt think of what else to write.

I'm thinking this thread reminds me of this one - http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...om-thread.html

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Originally Posted by Andre

daerht modnar laiciffo

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I think you may be having a stroke! My name is Rhys and i'm trained in first aid! Can you smile or lift your arms?

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Originally Posted by Fenster

I'm thinking this thread reminds me of this one - http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...om-thread.html

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I wondered where I got the idea from...

If you cant work it out, youre as thick as Missys makeup :-X

Well, I'm here so I might as well post something....

I'm just deciding whether to shave now or leave it till the morning. I don't like shaving and time is always limited in the mornings though, it's a tricky one. I think I will listen to The Clash. That is all. I'm going now. Bye bye, I might pop in again sometime.

:smilie_whisper: I'd sooner shave than have to listen to the Clash.

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Originally Posted by Andre

:smilie_whisper: I'd sooner shave than have to listen to the Clash.

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I think the first three Clash albums are superb, but will concede that it did get a bit patchy towards the end. 'Cut the crap' was an album in which the crap was perhaps ironically left uncut. It should have been called 'This is really shit'.

Yep, I'm going to indulge by listening to the Clash whilst shaving at the same time. I'm an outlaw, living on the edge. Bye bye again, later all.

The early Clash is fine.
This chick pea/veg curry tastes ok but I'd still have preferred chips:lickish:

why do birds suddenly appear?

who wears short shorts??

why does adam sandler still get work??

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Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

who wears short shorts??

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEJU4N_Y6OM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HzWbKWJik4

Meh

What the fuck was wrong with the other Official Random Thread. Why the fuck do we need a pt. 2? It's not like anyone actually reads the fucking bullshit written in here anyways. Fuck you Diz, your thread sucks balls.


Edit: Ohhhhhhh, I'm the first fucking post on page fucking two. What a motherfucking honor.


That random enough for you? :)

im sleepy

sometimes when i get a real bad itch in my balls and have to wait to scratch it cuz peeps are maybe around or sumthin, when I finally do give it a scratch it feels so good it makes my eyelid twitch. yup.

ever had the hotel cleaning lady get really suspicious come the 4th day you 'no want cleany'.Starts looking all sad and eyeing you and your woman when you forgt to put the little sign on the door.Just time it right and when shes next door doing 'cleany' you walk by and drop the stuff in need of fumigation in the chute and kindly take a few new off her cart ?? Is that wrong?

It's fucken cold in LA... It's been cold.
Well LA cold that is in the low 50's mid 40's.

Damn! I can shit through the eye of needle right now.
I got diarrhea...

Dark purple shirt, matching tie with grey vest and matching pants.

MADRID! WON BABY!!!

Gotta look at the UEFA CL schedule for tomorrow.

Fucken 9ers...

HA HA HA HA HA Chelsea lost...

Oh shit just remembered...

How about CR9s free kick vs. Olympique?

How about Owens hat trick vs. Wolfsburg?

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Originally Posted by CFH

What the fuck was wrong with the other Official Random Thread. Why the fuck do we need a pt. 2? It's not like anyone actually reads the fucking bullshit written in here anyways. Fuck you Diz, your thread sucks balls.


Edit: Ohhhhhhh, I'm the first fucking post on page fucking two. What a motherfucking honor.


That random enough for you? :)

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I'm sure that was random.. You've been planning a tirade against me for months now, and this was your shot..

It was originally what I thought was an original idea to have a official random thread, but then it was pointed out to me we had an exact same one, so in my embarrassment I made it random number II..


Anyway, My LCD tv that I got 8 months ago is f'ing up and I can't find my receipt... It's working, but it takes 20 seconds before the picture appears, and about 10 seconds of black in between channel changes..

Anyone ever had a big electrical thing that they've had to send for repairs under warranty?

Ahh no, nothing large.

I wonder if vibrators get sent back on warranty imagine the guys on the desk takin them apart ewwww ewwww ewwww.

Surfed flinders today ,3 chicks in the water, nothing like paddling along right behind them on the way out each time.

You broke your own rule Diz ,I saw you in here reading m last post and you left, whats your punishment going to be?

I think you should now be a non smoker.a punishment with long term benefits.

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Originally Posted by Andre

Ahh no, nothing large.

I wonder if vibrators get sent back on warranty imagine the guys on the desk takin them apart ewwww ewwww ewwww.

Surfed flinders today ,3 chicks in the water, nothing like paddling along right behind them on the way out each time.

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re: vibes, I know one place that has a 30 day money back guarantee. ;D

I have leftover chickpea/veg curry again for lunch. I could murder a bacon, egg, cheese buttie, white bread & brown sauce:lickish::-X

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs :-\
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is :confused:

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Originally Posted by Jimboogie

My piss sometimes smells like sugar puffs :-\
I just googled it and apparently it's a thing.

Just need to know what that thing is :confused:

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Damn brother...reading that and having uncle Mayweather glaring at me at the same time makes me queezy ;D


oh and some dogs are just too fooking fat,though not always a reflection of owner

I hate fuckin painting stuff.

Famous Amos cookies are THE fucken best...

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Originally Posted by Andre

I hate fuckin painting stuff.

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Painting is the only DIY I can do.

Blue diamond sea salt Almonds are fooking highly addictive!!!!Like popping one in and standing them on end,then biting down so it fragments into shards.Good shit

I bought the Villa on Farmville. :)

It's raining today. I like to look out of the window and watch it fall.

I feel like pigging out on some really greasy fast food. I might well indulge myself on that whim.

Since I have been out of work for two months and am still looking I have been able to up my training to 6 days a week from the 3 I was doing. Dropping a few pounds and using the weights i was on at 25, pity I won't have any moeny for food soon , but I will die in good shape ;D

PS I would like to thank those responsible for my redundacny for a shity XMas . C nuts

This new rule is something....every watch I wear I break ??? The face gets scratched or the band breaks...like its just not meant to be.

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Originally Posted by Spicoli

This new rule is something....every watch I wear I break ??? The face gets scratched or the band breaks...like its just not meant to be.

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Love watches, I have to wear one everyday. It's one of the those things I can't leave the house without.

The women count for Tiger Woods is at 13... Holy shit balls.

Nancy Grace annoys the shit out of me...

Lauren Sanchez fucked her face up with all that surgery...

Gonna go make myself a PB&J sandwich.
Gotta love making a PB&J sandwich on wheat bread with lot's of Crunchy/Chunky PB and lot's of Strawberry Jelly.
A huge cold, but I mean REALLY cold glass of milk.

I posted on Facebook I was Tigers number 11 and that he was shite, I am so fed up with people posting things like " I ate a Bagel today" " I got a high score on the Sims" WTF , who cares :rolleyes:

You bastard.

Actually this is a bit more like what I originally intended with mine so its probably better, I should have laid down ground rules.

Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan. That just seems absolutely bizarre but apparently its true.

Billy Corgan-Simpson is truly bizarre until you think what a fucking hypocrite that bald bastard is.

Some guy outside a pub just told me about some other guy commiting suicide by jumping in the river last night. I didn't give a fuck, but pretended it was tragic.