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After having a lovely hot shower this morning using my Lynx gel ( Red Dragonfriut extract & Brazillian Hotmud ), and then walking the 2 miles to work, got to say the stuff works a treat had women in the office commenting how nice one smells, ;D
So my question to you is How do you smell right now ???
P.S I also use my nose
Sex Panther
Doesn't that stuff smell like wood or crude oil?
What stuff would that be bud ? Sex Panther or Lynx ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zilla
As far as im aware Lynx have yet to bring out a fragrance by the name of Burntwood & Crude Oil, although i will check tonight when i go to the supermarket ;)
I smeal mainly ;)
At this moment in time i'm a cross between a Brass's fanny after a 12 hour shift and and a fat cunt waiting in a que at mcdonalds.
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Originally Posted by skel1983
Gonna be totally lost on our American friends ;D
a thread where one man is asking other men what they smell like? Not gay AT ALL. :)
I smell minge all up in hurrr now.
I smell like fresh daisies, because I am a very clean kind of guy. I wear a scentless deodorant and apply a little CK1 every now and then. I have used the same fragrance for well over a decade now. I see no reason to change.
I smell like expensive rum and cheap Christmas cheer.
go on then I'll play.
chocolate, fresh coffee, vanilla and a hint of rose.
Good enough to eat that Missy, do ya taste the same too :lickish: :o :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
of course;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanGood enough to eat that Missy, do ya taste the same too :lickish: :o :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
....and Fish ;)Quote:
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Originally Posted by BIG H....and Fish ;)Quote:
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brie ;D :-X
van de kamp :confused:Quote:
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Originally Posted by BIG H....and Fish ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
brie ;D :-X
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not quite where I was going with that comment but nevermind. Someone else might pick up on it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG Hvan de kamp :confused:Quote:
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brie ;D :-X
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I did get it doofus ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missynot quite where I was going with that comment but nevermind. Someone else might pick up on it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG Hvan de kamp :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
;D
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Originally Posted by BIG HI did get it doofus ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missynot quite where I was going with that comment but nevermind. Someone else might pick up on it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Talking about smell I was at the Doctors today, I went there because Im Farting and cant smell it. I gave Him a sample Fart and He immediently got this long syringe out. I said hope youre not thinking of putting that up my arse, His reply No up your Nose ;D
I get Jasmine shower gel from the over priced body shop.
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how're you enjoying your new Jimmy Summerville cd and Baileys? ;DQuote:
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Josh & Missy, you've both just cracked me up there ;D hahahahaha ;D
That's because we are all onto your closet gayness.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
At home chlorine and bromide. :bath:
At work resin. :work33:
Going out vanilla, pure body shop oil; Or Queen of the Nile Egyptian oil yeah I know :gay5: I dont care :gay5:I'm avoiding aluminum and holding back the tide of Alzheimers.
Oils heat up and sting like a bitch under your
arms for a while but kill everything.
At play :boat: salt
At 450pm :cwm35: :sheep:
stale vodka and shame.
What's your job exactly Andre?Quote:
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He's an incredibly high-priced male escort. Don't ask how I know.Quote:
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Originally Posted by CFHHe's an incredibly high-priced male escort. Don't ask how I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessWhat's your job exactly Andre?Quote:
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We'll take away all your masonic squares ,rulers and sh!t if you give any more secrets away! :sheep:Same goes for your regalia sheep costume.
WOW some funny shit going on here ;D
The lad who sits on my team at work must have eaten a dead rat last night cos he fcuking stinks today - nowt worse than being with someone in the office that bloody stinks :-\
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