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~ Saddos 2009 Boxing Award Winners ~
Alright I apologize for the small delay here.
I got held up at customes... Don't really want to talk about how the Aussie's gave me a Cavity Search twice. :-X
Hello all I'm CutMeMick and I will be hosting The Saddos 2009 Boxing Awards.
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As you can see I've been drinking already and lot's of it.
The awards as they are done every year have been voted on by you the people here at Saddos this is your award show where you get to vote and potentially choose who wins.
I'd like to invite everyone to please find your seats so we can kick off the ceremony.
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Also a few things...
- SilverBack as every past year is working the door. Really doubt you want to fuck with him. He'll fucken launch you by your tie back to whatever country you flew in from. As back security we have the usuals JTRock and if needed VD.
- SuperHeavyCunt let's not drink straight out of the liquor fountains, please.
- VD the waitresses are not strippers. So don't do what you did last year. The President of Human relations at the Eiffel Tower is deliborating with his people if they'll ever let us host our awards again at their facility.
- Spicoli let's keep the in between HOOORAHHS! and Jibba Jabbas to a minimum. Most of us here don't understand a lick of what your saying especially when your drunk off your ass.
- YoungBlood theirs a special fountain of Chocolate Milk just for you.
- KillerSheep appreciate the "Arizona Gold Mine" you brought :wackomz4:
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I'm here to present this years Saddo Fighter of The Year Award.
With a total of 40 votes this years winner is.....
Manny Pacquiao
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Up next we have this years Saddo Fight of the Year Award.
With a total of 23 votes this years fight goes to...
Juan M. Marquez vs. Juan Diaz
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We now move on to announcing this years Saddo Round of the Year Award.
With a total of 13 votes this years winner is...
Victor Ortiz vs. Marcos R. Maidana Rd. 1
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At this I'd like to announce this years Saddo KO of the Year Award.
With a total of 23 votes this years winner is...
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I will now annouce this years Saddo Upset of the Year Award.
With a total of 12 votes this years winner is...
Andre Ward defeats Mikkel Kessler
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I'm here to present this years Saddo Comeback Fighter of the Year Award.
With a total of 14 votes this years winner is...
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I'm here to present this years Saddo Event of the Year Award.
With a total of 11 votes this years winner is...
Manny Pacquiao vs. Miguel Cotto
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I'm here to present this years Saddo Worst Fight of the Year Award.
With a total of 11 votes this years winner or are they losers???
David Haye vs. Nikolay Valuev
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I'm here now to present this years Saddo Prospect of the Year Award.
With a total of 5 votes this years winner is...
(A total of 21 prospects we're nominated)
Daniel Jacobs
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The last award of the night is for this years Saddo Robbery of the Year Award.
With a total of 18 votes this years winner is...
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Alright that's the ceremony...
Hope everyone enjoyed it.
Now we can move on to the 2nd Floor for the Entertainment.
We have a VIP area reserved ONLY for the highest of the high people here at Saddos.
VIP Area
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The 2nd Floor
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Alright where's Diane?
I want to dance, drink and have some fun..
Let's do it Diane I'm ready I want to forget all about 2009 and kick off 2010 the right way.
Wonder how long before we're allover eachother on the dance floor Diane??? 1st verse of the 1st song? ;D
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I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year???
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year???
Everyone's in the bathroom doing the blow that Missy smuggled in (I won't say where she hid it), things will liven up soon.
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CFH
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CutMeMick
I guess not much going on the 2nd floor this year???
Everyone's in the bathroom doing the blow that Missy smuggled in (I won't say where she hid it), things will liven up soon.
Sweet...
I wanna do a line off the crack of her ass. :cool:
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
Alright where's Diane?
I want to dance, drink and have some fun..
Let's do it Diane I'm ready I want to forget all about 2009 and kick off 2010 the right way.
Wonder how long before we're allover eachother on the dance floor Diane??? 1st verse of the 1st song? ;D
Oops, sorry I was in the ladies room, but unfortunately not in the same one as Missy. :-\ I had to make sure that the twins were secure in my little black dress, since it's a bit low cut, and I don't want them making an accidental appearance. Well at least not yet. :mwink:
You did a great job of hosting the awards, and ohhhhhhh baby, you are looking mighty fine tonight as well.
I know you want to put 2009 behind you, and I'm just the girl to make you forget all about it, and give you a great start to 2010.
So come on, let's go and get our groove on out on the dance floor, because I want to see what kind of moves you have, and I'm sure it won't take long for things to get very touchy feely. :woot22:
I have to tell you though, as I was walking around, I saw a lot of things going on.....
First Violent D grabbed me as I was walking by, and sat me on his lap, and then with a whisper in my ear, he asked if I was wearing anything under my dress. My answer was....... :-X
You can forget about getting a coherent sentence from Spicoli. He already was drinking straight from the bottle, sitting alone, and babbling to himself. :alcoholic:
For some reason Legion was laying on his back, and bench pressing Bilbo. :headscratch:
As usual, POB couldn't resist getting behind the bar to serve up some drinks, just like he does at Saddo's Gentlemens Club. But I think it has more to do with the cute girl bartender that is working it. :gorgeous:
I saw CFH and Jaz standing by the bar debating about racism, while cracking on each other at the same time. :poke:
As I walked into the hallway to go to the ladies room, there was Brucelee and Miles still calling each other gay. Then when I walked out, they were making out. :o
Of course I saw Killersheep an amat sharing some herbage, and laughing in a corner. :wackomz4:
There was even one hypocritical pompous prick that was arguing with security, saying that he should be the only one allowed in the VIP section, because he's better than everyone else. :rolleyes:
Missy must still be in the bathroom, because I haven't seen her all night. :dontknow:
Andre is spreading the word of peace and love. :hippy:
Big H is pissed because he can't find a big booty woman around the joint. :mad:
Fenster is passed out already. FACT. :cwm33:
JT and ElTerribleMorales were cutting down some of the newbie Pac fans. :LOLATYOU:
And Hattonthehammer has been thrown out already, go figure. :kick:
I wonder what else will happen tonight. :scratchchin:
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Oops, sorry I was in the ladies room, but unfortunately not in the same one as Missy.
Poor Missy...
Wow I never knew so much blow could fit up someones Gary Glitter.
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Originally Posted by
Diane
I had to make sure that the twins were secure in my little black dress, since it's a bit low cut, and I don't want them making an accidental appearance. Well at least not yet. :mwink:
Nice... I gotta say I love the dress.
It compliments your curves well.
My goodness is hot in here or is it just me?
Someone go turn up the AC. :cold:
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Originally Posted by
Diane
You did a great job of hosting the awards, and ohhhhhhh baby, you are looking mighty fine tonight as well.
I know you want to put 2009 behind you, and I'm just the girl to make you forget all about it, and give you a great start to 2010.
So come on, let's go and get our groove on out on the dance floor, because I want to see what kind of moves you have, and I'm sure it won't take long for things to get very touchy feely.
Thank you look fucken fiiiiiine, yourself.
Yes I do, the fuck with 2009. Help me make 2010 a great year. I knew you'd be the right person for this...
We're not even on the dance floor and we're already staring eachother down. Oh my...:yes:
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Originally Posted by
Diane
I have to tell you though, as I was walking around, I saw a lot of things going on.....
First Violent D grabbed me as I was walking by, and sat me on his lap, and then with a whisper in my ear, he asked if I was wearing anything under my dress. My answer was.......
Well babe that's your thing.
I'm not here to tell you what to do, you go with the flow and let it be what it'll be. :cool:
I too have to confess something. katfight showed up by surprise and she was hitting me saying how much she's missed me and how she's thought about me since she left. She came onto me but I turned her down.
I want tonight to be all about you and me. ;)
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Originally Posted by
Diane
You can forget about getting a coherent sentence from Spicoli. He already was drinking straight from the bottle, sitting alone, and babbling to himself.
Well it took him about 5 minutes to settle down after every award winner was announced... I think next year god willing, we need to bring a Spicoli translator.
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Originally Posted by
Diane
For some reason Legion was laying on his back, and bench pressing Bilbo. :headscratch:
LMAO... Oh shit I can't stop laughing.
I can truly picture this cause I know what both look like... :lolhaha:
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Originally Posted by
Diane
As usual, POB couldn't resist getting behind the bar to serve up some drinks, just like he does at Saddo's Gentlemens Club. But I think it has more to do with the cute girl bartender that is working it.
Fuck yeah that's my BostonBoy...
Do that shit baby. Get up in there and do your thang.
We swing by later and get a drink.
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Originally Posted by
Diane
I saw CFH and Jaz standing by the bar debating about racism, while cracking on each other at the same time. :poke:
I think those 2 will bond by the end of the night and come to an agreement.
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Originally Posted by
Diane
As I walked into the hallway to go to the ladies room, there was Brucelee and Miles still calling each other gay. Then when I walked out, they were making out. :o
What? Miles? Up the pooper? Nooooooooo?
Bruce well not really surprised...
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Of course I saw Killersheep an amat sharing some herbage, and laughing in a corner. :wackomz4:
Was with them earlier as I waited for you...
I'm on cloud 9 right now baby.
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Originally Posted by
Diane
There was even one hypocritical pompous prick that was arguing with security, saying that he should be the only one allowed in the VIP section, because he's better than everyone else. :rolleyes:
Gee let me take a WILD guess at who that was?
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Andre is spreading the word of peace and love. :hippy:
He almost brought me to tears earlier... ;D
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Big H is pissed because he can't find a big booty woman around the joint. :mad:
He's def. not looking right I can tell you now.
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Fenster is passed out already. FACT. :cwm33:
He's a wanka. FACT.
I thought he'd party more then this...
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Originally Posted by
Diane
JT and ElTerribleMorales were cutting down some of the newbie Pac fans. :LOLATYOU:
It's about time...
There's a few still floating around though.
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Originally Posted by
Diane
And Hattonthehammer has been thrown out already, go figure. :kick:
Wonder what took so long? ???
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
We now move on to announcing this years Saddo Round of the Year Award.
With a total of 13 votes this years winner is...
Victor Ortiz vs. Marcos R. Maidana Rd. 1
Round 1 only? Shiet, the entire fight was off the chain. I want to see a rematch. Every shot these boys were throwing were all power bombs :lickish:
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Uninvitingly crashes the party and after having a few drinks sits down to await the awards.....
After a few stories with the regulars about how i been on this site since 2004 or 05 under the name outspoken and how i been reading regularly and hardly posting, still receive "who the f**k is that" faces.
A few corny jokes and beers later after announcing Manny Pacquiao for the Fighter of the year award. I rush to to the stage and steal the Mic from Pacquiao only to say " Im sorry, Pac, I'ma let you finish, But Antonio Margarito was the best cheater ever, best cheater ever " only to be bombarded by security guards and thrown the fudge out... - even though i was only there for 1 award, all in all.. it was a great night! ;D
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I'm a bit late to the party, but managed to overhear Micks conversation with Diane. I do not take it up the pooper, the person being intimate with Bruce Lee must have been another person who bears a passing resemblance to me. Bruce Lee is Asian so he thinks probably thinks any white man looks like miles. The guy was probably some guy named Niles and Bruce in his drunkenness misheard and decided it was miles and gave him a great big Frenchie.
But anyway, great job on the awards Mick. I am marching to the second floor bar with a mask on my face because I don't want to be noticed too much by Bruce. He won't recognise me disguised as a pumpkin!
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purtyboy
Uninvitingly crashes the party and after having a few drinks sits down to await the awards.....
After a few stories with the regulars about how i been on this site since 2004 or 05 under the name outspoken and how i been reading regularly and hardly posting, still receive "who the f**k is that" faces.
A few corny jokes and beers later after announcing Manny Pacquiao for the Fighter of the year award. I rush to to the stage and steal the Mic from Pacquiao only to say " Im sorry, Pac, I'ma let you finish, But Antonio Margarito was the best cheater ever, best cheater ever " only to be bombarded by security guards and thrown the fudge out... - even though i was only there for 1 award, all in all.. it was a great night! ;D
:lol:
Brilliant... Well played ouy. :appl:
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Originally Posted by
miles
I'm a bit late to the party, but managed to overhear Micks conversation with Diane. I do not take it up the pooper, the person being intimate with Bruce Lee must have been another person who bears a passing resemblance to me. Bruce Lee is Asian so he thinks probably thinks any white man looks like miles. The guy was probably some guy named Niles and Bruce in his drunkenness misheard and decided it was miles and gave him a great big Frenchie.
But anyway, great job on the awards Mick. I am marching to the second floor bar with a mask on my face because I don't want to be noticed too much by Bruce. He won't recognise me disguised as a pumpkin!
:lolhaha:
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*while all the guests were starting to talk with each others, A guy with a black bomber filled with patches and a pair of 12 holes steel cap Dr Martens Boots was stuck at the door with a monster man dressed in white with dark Christian Dior's shades*
D = doorman
N = Nameless
B- SOrry Sir but you're not allowed in, this is a private evening
N- Well, I've been invited
B - Sorry no punk allowed inside, your clothes do not fit
N - Well I've heard that dress codes weren't necessary so I came as I dress normally
B - I am not stupid, step aside to let the other guesses come in
N - Look on your guest list, my name's there, I am invited I promise
B- "what's your name I asked? I am losing patience there"
N- " I am Namemess"
B- Sorry but no name no entrance
N- well... I am nameless, ask saddo peoples
B- please Mister, go away, you're not invited in there
N- Yeah I promise I am, Master invited me, I am nameless, check on your sheet!
B- You're starting to play with my nerves, if you'Re nameless, you can't be on my list, I have only names over there.
N-Look, my name is nameless, that's my name, or my nickname, or the self given nickname I auto-gave myself.
B- ....... *staring at me with angry eyes and clenched teeth*
N-Look.... GO in the "N" section, then followed by an "A".
B-... AHHHHhhhhhhh I seeeee, ok you can come in but next time dress more conveniently.
**Finally getting in**
So everybody's in the bathroom for strange reasons, good for me, I don't need to make my little needs yet, nobody waiting at the bar and all the couches are for me if I want. First, let's kick that off with a double Talisker with a single ice, sounds appropriate. First of all, let's try to find Jaz in all that crowd. I do not start with the toilet, it's way too full and Steelie might be there and I can't get any stupid risks even if my steel cap are supposed to be good protection in that kind of case.
*walks around trying to figure out who is who*
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Oops, sorry I was in the ladies room, but unfortunately not in the same one as Missy.
Poor Missy...
Wow I never knew so much blow could fit up someones Gary Glitter.
Oh there's Missy. God do you think that we should go over there and stop her? I don't think she realizes that she's sitting on Kid Thunder's lap, and making out with him. :vd:
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
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Originally Posted by
Diane
I had to make sure that the twins were secure in my little black dress, since it's a bit low cut, and I don't want them making an accidental appearance. Well at least not yet. :mwink:
Nice... I gotta say I love the dress.
It compliments your curves well.
My goodness is hot in here or is it just me?
Someone go turn up the AC. :cold:
Why thank you, and it's only going to get hotter. :flame:
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
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Originally Posted by
Diane
You did a great job of hosting the awards, and ohhhhhhh baby, you are looking mighty fine tonight as well.
I know you want to put 2009 behind you, and I'm just the girl to make you forget all about it, and give you a great start to 2010.
So come on, let's go and get our groove on out on the dance floor, because I want to see what kind of moves you have, and I'm sure it won't take long for things to get very touchy feely.
Thank you look fucken fiiiiiine, yourself.
Yes I do, the fuck with 2009. Help me make 2010 a great year. I knew you'd be the right person for this...
We're not even on the dance floor and we're already staring eachother down. Oh my...
Yes, I am the right woman for the job, and I've been looking you up and down all night. :lickish:
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
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Originally Posted by
Diane
For some reason Legion was laying on his back, and bench pressing Bilbo.
LMAO... Oh shit I can't stop laughing.
I can truly picture this cause I know what both look like... :lolhaha:
Funniest moment of the night so far. :yes:
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
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Originally Posted by
Diane
As I walked into the hallway to go to the ladies room, there was Brucelee and Miles still calling each other gay. Then when I walked out, they were making out.
What? Miles? Up the pooper? Nooooooooo?
Bruce well not really surprised...
Miles can deny it all he wants, I know what I saw. :gluur:
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Of course I saw Killersheep an amat sharing some herbage, and laughing in a corner.
Was with them earlier as I waited for you...
I'm on cloud 9 right now baby.
No, you'll know what cloud 9 really is later. :ver18:
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
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Originally Posted by
Diane
Andre is spreading the word of peace and love.
He almost brought me to tears earlier... ;D
He'll get you everytime. :eek:
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Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
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Originally Posted by
Diane
I have to tell you though, as I was walking around, I saw a lot of things going on.....
First Violent D grabbed me as I was walking by, and sat me on his lap, and then with a whisper in my ear, he asked if I was wearing anything under my dress. My answer was.......
Well babe that's your thing.
I'm not here to tell you what to do, you go with the flow and let it be what it'll be. :cool:
I too have to confess something. katfight showed up by surprise and she was hitting me saying how much she's missed me and how she's thought about me since she left. She came onto me but I turned her down.
I want tonight to be all about you and me. ;)
I didn't stay there on his lap now did I? Nope, he grabbed me, sat me down on his lap, asked the question, and all I did was whisper in his ear "I'll never tell", gave him a hug, and kiss on the cheek, and then went on my way. But I'll tell you the answer, of course I am. Besides you know that finding out what's underneath is all part of the fun. And if you like the dress, trust me, wait until you see what I'm wearing underneath it. :peepingtom:
I knew this was our night from the start. When you walked out onto the stage looking so hot, then you took off your shades, and started looking around the room, cracking jokes about the different people you see. Then when you glanced over at me, and I smiled at you, it was so adorable how you forgot what you were saying, and had to refocus yourself to finish your monologue.
Trust me, it's just you and me tonight, and that's all that matters, so will you take my hand already, and take me out on the dance floor, because I don't think I can contain myself for much longer. :lickish: ;D :-*
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Great night had by all, strange seeing diane honestly thought someone had smuggled valuev in as a special guest until she introduced herself ;D;D;D
Nice to see brucelee and miles expressing manly gratitude for eachother so flamboyantly. How the hell did missy ever make her way out of the toilets is a question id love to know
Would like to pay homage to the person who managed to quite gently place me in an outside trailer when the evenings events came to an end. Good to know ive got my back covered
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hattonthehammer
Great night had by all, strange seeing diane honestly thought someone had smuggled valuev in as a special guest until she introduced herself ;D;D;D
Nice to see brucelee and miles expressing manly gratitude for eachother so flamboyantly. How the hell did missy ever make her way out of the toilets is a question id love to know
Would like to pay homage to the person who managed to quite gently place me in an outside trailer when the evenings events came to an end. Good to know ive got my back covered
http://www.tvscoop.tv/frank__shameless.jpg
You're much welcome, when you started to want to kiss guys just to show that you'Re game and that you're not afraid of your sexuality, I thought that it was time to get you a safe place to sleep, especially knowing that the day after you would attempt to kill yourself for that. You've been a bit hard to convince but you were so drunk that I've had no problem to drag you out, throw you on a bed and going back to the party for a last beer with the others before going back home myself.
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You All On Crack Or What?
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Kel
You All On Crack Or What?
You didnt get an invite?? i had a small fillipino child deliver my VIP invitation to my door. It was also hand wooven from gorilla skin
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Damn, I missed the whole show... I thought it'd be on Youtube but when I clicked on the link, all I got was some dancing dude in a jump suit and a crash helmet ???
