One of my mates has 'staged' a suicide for when his flat mate gets home

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That's going too far imo.

the sick humour in me finds this funny... although i know i shouldn't.

I'm just gutted I'm not gonna get to see his reaction. :(

So wrong, but so right. ;D

haha brilliant mate

make sure to find out what happened and post it on here ;D;D;D

well... perhaps that I am just an unfunny man and that I am growing up sour but I find it quite wrong on many levels....if ever somebody does that to me and comes laughing afterward with a line like "that's just a joke man" I think i punch him in the guts till he shits in his pants. Also, imagine that for some reason, his Mom comes in to bring him something or for a reason X.... :S The stage does definitely look real but I think there is a level where jokes aren't that fun anymore... just my two cents.

I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

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That's going too far imo.

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mate that is quality, im sat here laughing my ass off.DAM, why didnt i think of that, ive played some pranks in my time but that eclipses anything i have done, make sure u let us no what happens. can u imagine if the guy who walked in died of a heart attack thinking his mate had hung himself, oh the irony

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I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

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There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

Its fuking hilarious because its something they`ll all be able to have a good laugh at afterwards

May i suggest on the day of his arrival you guys leave out some rotting meat or something just to give it that dead guy smell ;D;D;D

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I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

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There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

Its fuking hilarious because its something they`ll all be able to have a good laugh at afterwards

May i suggest on the day of his arrival you guys leave out some rotting meat or something just to give it that dead guy smell ;D;D;D

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I shouldn't laugh, but I dd, and it was loud as.... Hahaha

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I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

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There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

Its fuking hilarious because its something they`ll all be able to have a good laugh at afterwards

May i suggest on the day of his arrival you guys leave out some rotting meat or something just to give it that dead guy smell ;D;D;D

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lol

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I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

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The day I put a warning about a picture of a pillow dressed up in clothes is the day I never post on internet forums again.

Get a grip ffs. ;D

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There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

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;D

Spoke to my mate this morning. Apparently he was hiding in the room at the end of the hall and heard his mate come in, then come up the stairs - then hears a " **** (hidden for private reason), ****! What the f...." then hears my mate cracking up in the room and his flat mate went rushing in there.

Apparently he pushed him over and actually swung for him. He was shaking, too. He still isn't seeing the funny side but he isn't as irate as he was last night.

I dunno about the warning thread but it is defo not a joke I would do or that I would be pleased to got caught with.


I did find HTH idea with the dead steak funny though it's not a joke to do:)

I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants. ;D

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I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants. ;D

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You know, I am pretty much open minded to playing tricks, every time I get caught it's a good laugh with no grudges. But faking somebody's dead to me is a bit across the line, maybe I am not seriously funny enough but death and health are 2 of the few things that I think we should not make fun about (and by health, I mean joke like pretending you're terminally ill for example).

Can I just add that I do not condone this joke, nor do I find it particulary funny - but in terms of orginality, it is pretty damn orginal. ;D

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Can I just add that I do not condone this joke, nor do I find it particulary funny - but in terms of orginality, it is pretty damn orginal. ;D

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mate it is fukking quality

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I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants. ;D

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You know, I am pretty much open minded to playing tricks, every time I get caught it's a good laugh with no grudges. But faking somebody's dead to me is a bit across the line, maybe I am not seriously funny enough but death and health are 2 of the few things that I think we should not make fun about (and by health, I mean joke like pretending you're terminally ill for example).

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Nah, I'm just kidding with you a bit there. I don't actually practice any jokes on anybody, but could see the funny side in this one. If it was done on me I would be pissed off for all of 30 seconds and then see the funny side. A joke is just that, this one isn't particularly smart nor witty, but it is well set up and does have that shock value.

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I like it, but then I do have a very morbid and twisted sense of humour. I love things where you can just shock people and watch their faces while they are in the process of being shocked. Cracks me up. But don't do it around Nameless! Mind you I would also find it funny to see someone punched so hard in the stomach that they actually shit their pants. ;D

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You know, I am pretty much open minded to playing tricks, every time I get caught it's a good laugh with no grudges. But faking somebody's dead to me is a bit across the line, maybe I am not seriously funny enough but death and health are 2 of the few things that I think we should not make fun about (and by health, I mean joke like pretending you're terminally ill for example).

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Nah, I'm just kidding with you a bit there. I don't actually practice any jokes on anybody, but could see the funny side in this one. If it was done on me I would be pissed off for all of 30 seconds and then see the funny side. A joke is just that, this one isn't particularly smart nor witty, but it is well set up and does have that shock value.

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hehe, no worries, I didn't take it bad at all, I am not too susceptible;) I admit that I wouldn't find it funny though, I forgive the other person but I would definitely fail in seeing the fun in there. I would get close to a stroke though and a few seconds away from a sudden death probably.

hmm I think it's one of those jokes where it would be funny happening to someone else..but then again my favourite film is Harold and Maude...plenty of 'death' in that film.

That's pretty funny. Creative.

That's fucking ace, the ladder position, the dummy....first rate prank I laughed my head off

It is very sick but funny. The kind of joke I'd love to play but wouldn't really.

I would like the prankster to get paid back though.

Best possible outcome would be if the flat mate saw the dead body then immediately phoned the deceased's girlfriend and say's 'Babe this is great, the cunt has hung himself we can finally be together properly now! I won't have to kill him after all!, well anyway I'm just going to leave him hanging here for tonight and I'll come round and fuck you now. I'll get some champagne on the way so we can celebrate! Love you, see you soon xx'

That's how I'd ideally like this prank to end.

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I agree there should maybe be a warning on this thread, its quite a graphic picture even though its not real it may bring to surface events in peoples lives that they would rather not deal with again.

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The day I put a warning about a picture of a pillow dressed up in clothes is the day I never post on internet forums again.

Get a grip ffs. ;D

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Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer

There are people who have had loved ones jump under trains does that mean we can never show a train on here again without a warning picture

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;D

Spoke to my mate this morning. Apparently he was hiding in the room at the end of the hall and heard his mate come in, then come up the stairs - then hears a " **** (hidden for private reason), ****! What the f...." then hears my mate cracking up in the room and his flat mate went rushing in there.

Apparently he pushed him over and actually swung for him. He was shaking, too. He still isn't seeing the funny side but he isn't as irate as he was last night .

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Sick very sick.

You've gotta have some balls to pull that off - fair do's!

Any suggestions on here for payback? It's got to be bad to surpass that... :confused: