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10 Types of Women All Men Should Bang

by AckLaxBro | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 at 1:03pm | 25 comments - 18797 reads 
Let me start this article off by saying, I know, you should bang all women: as many as possible, as often as possible. However, there are certain women that fit into certain stereotypes that there’s just something about them that really adds to the appeal of getting them in the sack. This could be a job title, age, etc. Whatever the reason, make sure you don’t pass up these chicks if you ever get the chance to stick it to 'em — especially if you're following Waffles' advice and staying single this summer. In no particular order, here are 10 types of girls that you should want to sleep with.
 


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1. Your Buddy's Sister 

Everyone has that friend with the hot sister. She could be older, she could be younger, but she sure as hell is hot. I do recommend sleeping with her; I do not, however, recommend letting your friend know about it. Some things are better left in the bed and unsaid. 
 



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2. Your Ex’s Sister 

Similar to the friend’s sister, but still different. From experience, I can tell you that there is no better way to get back at an ex than by banging her sister. It will piss her off so much more than if you just slept around with all her friends, which will make sex with her sister that much better. 


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3. A Really Slutty Girl 

As guys, we get most of our images of sex from porn. The problem is, most girls aren’t willing to try ATM (come to think of it, most aren’t willing to even try the A in ATM), or other freaky things like that. If there’s one girl willing to let you try something you saw in that YouPorn video you were watching last night, though, it’s your classic slut. Odds are she also knows a few neat tricks of her own in bed that your penis will be better off having experienced a time or two. Keep in my mind that since she is a slut, she’s slayed a lot of guys before you, and you’ll want to make sure you wrap it before you tap it. Safety first. 
 


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4. A MILF
When I say MILF, I don’t mean the teenage/early twenties mom who is single, broke, and desperate for attention from someone other than her two-year-old baby. Find the cougar, the hot older mom whose child is old enough to take care of himself. Better yet, find one of your friends’ moms and give her a ride on your tool. 
 

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5. A Woman in Position of Power 

This woman could be a few things: boss, teacher, cop, your RA, the list goes on. In most cases she’ll be older than you and be in a position of authority over you. No one wants to have to listen to a woman all day (unless she’s asking what kind of bread you want in your sandwich) so switching roles in the bedroom will make for much needed relief. Let her work under you for a change. 
 


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6. Your Female Roommate 

This may seem to only apply to guys with female roommates, but actually it applies to all of us. Here’s how: every guy out there would love to have a female roommate: Why? Well, besides the fact that they cook and clean, you can also have sex with them. If you have the roommate, you want to bang her. If you don’t have the roommate, you want the roommate so you can bang her. It’s a pretty self-explanatory concept. 
 


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7. The Annoying Girl 

We’ve all met her. You’re in class together, she won’t shut up, and her voice is kind of annoying on top of it. However, she is sort of cute and that is a pretty tight body she has. Not only do you want a go with this annoying one, but you want to really take it to her. The hot, sweaty kind of sex that she won’t be able to walk the next day because you were going hard deep the whole time to keep her from talking and to teach her a lesson.
 


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8. Daddy’s Girl 

She’s rich, loves her overprotective dad, drives a Beamer, et cetera. Just think of the satisfaction to be had of taking daddy’s little “princess” to bed and letting her S your D and blowing a load on her face or down her throat. This is another example of the girl you just want to do dirty things to and bang her into tomorrow. 


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9. The Thick Girl 


Although you may not want to admit it, secretly you do. I’m not talking about a whale or anything like that, but your more average-sized girl with a cute face and a giant rack. You know you want to see those DD’s bouncing around while you bang her and see if she really does give better head. 
 


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10. The Gymnast
This girl can contort her body into crazy positions, and she does it in public wearing only a spandex leotard. How is that not supposed to arouse a guy and make him wonder exactly how she’ll look naked in that position and what other kinds of kinky positions she can get into in the bedroom?

If you’ve got other types of girls that are a real treat in the sack, leave them in the comments below. I realize this list could be much longer.

Keep your tips wet.

Hmm my girl diet consists of mostly 7's and 9's.

I need to try out some of the other's for sure.

1-5, 7, and 9.

I would also put hard core lesbian on there.

Im pretty sure I did that chick sitting in the middle there with her dress up.

I should do my own top 10 of dream girl types.

1. The underage girl
2. The transexual
3. The midget
4. The GILF
5. The Siamese twins
6. The girl with 6 arms
7. The good looking cousin
8. The half sister
9. The mentally certified girl
10. The homeless crackhead girl who shouts at pigeons.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I should do my own top 10 of dream girl types.

1. The underage girl
2. The transexual
3. The midget
4. The GILF
5. The Siamese twins
6. The girl with 6 arms
7. The good looking cousin
8. The half sister
9. The mentally certified girl
10. The homeless crackhead girl who shouts at pigeons.

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If you got on some wizz and some viagra as well you could try to do as many as you could in a day.

Then you could call the play like an American football move. 6, 8 , 3 ,10,7.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I should do my own top 10 of dream girl types.

1. The underage girl
2. The transexual
3. The midget
4. The GILF
5. The Siamese twins
6. The girl with 6 arms
7. The good looking cousin
8. The half sister
9. The mentally certified girl
10. The homeless crackhead girl who shouts at pigeons.

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If you got on some wizz and some viagra as well you could try to do as many as you could in a day.

Then you could call the play like an American football move. 6, 8 , 3 ,10,7.

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Or better yet, try and find the perfect woman who fits all those requirments and marry.

If I ever find out I'm actually related to pair of underage, midget siamese twin ladyboys with a crystal meth addiction and mental health problems then God has finally answered my prayers!

Let's Do This!

C-Lo has done:

1) Buddy's Sister - He was my best friend in high school and much of college. His sister was 2 years younger, had a sweet rack and HUGE ass! They were Cuban and I had never done anything with a Cuban before.

2) Ex's Sister - This is my bragging story. I dated one sister for about a year. She was really prude and made me wait SO LONG for anything sexual. After we broke up, he sister hung out with me and my friends. She told me the only reason I dated her sister was cause she met me first. You can use your imagination from here. FYI, they were twins...

3) Really Slutty Girl - C'mon, everyone had to have done a slutty girl. There was one girl that went through a good amount of my friends. It's was our "girl in common."

4) MILF - She actually took advantage of me in a walk in closet. I was 16 and she was in her early 30s. It was before a family wedding and she was from the other family. She had a son, near my age...

5) The Thick Girl - I had a couple when I tried to cope with heartbreaks.

I've done 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9 & 10...

How about:
The Bisexual
The Step Cousin
The Neighbors Daughter
The Neighbor who's married with 2 kids
The Co-worker
The Local store clerk or manager
The Fast Food girl
The Waitress
The Stripper
The Bank Teller
The Receptionist from your Doctors office

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

I've done 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9 & 10...

How about:
The Bisexual
The Step Cousin
The Neighbors Daughter
The Neighbor who's married with 2 kids
The Co-worker
The Local store clerk or manager
The Fast Food girl
The Waitress
The Stripper
The Bank Teller
The Receptionist from your Doctors office

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All I can get is annoying girls and fatties.

The only way I can start crossing things off a list is if I add pets and farm animals. :-X

you're all a fascinating study. That's all I'm saying. :detective:

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3-ya
4-ya
5-nein
6-ya (well kind of)
7-nein
8-nein
9-ya
10-nein


This thread has proper ruined my morning

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Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer

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4-ya
5-nein
6-ya (well kind of)
7-nein
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9-ya
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This thread has proper ruined my morning

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Can you develop a bit on more as why it is "kind of" and not a yes or a no?..

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Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer

1-nein
2-nein
3-ya
4-ya
5-nein
6-ya (well kind of)
7-nein
8-nein
9-ya
10-nein


This thread has proper ruined my morning

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Can you develop a bit on more as why it is "kind of" and not a yes or a no?..

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I'm guessing the roomate was a fella? :-\

Where's the FATTY - got to drill a fatty at some stage (Bilbo knows ;))

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Where's the FATTY - got to drill a fatty at some stage (Bilbo knows ;))

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Number 9: The Thick Girl

They say 'not a whale' which is where I disagree. The kinds of girls I like hang out in pods and have to be weighed in water.

3, 7 and 9.

Fukking different types of 3 makes up for not doing more on the list.

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Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer

1-nein
2-nein
3-ya
4-ya
5-nein
6-ya (well kind of)
7-nein
8-nein
9-ya
10-nein


This thread has proper ruined my morning

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Can you develop a bit on more as why it is "kind of" and not a yes or a no?..

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Wasnt my roommate but a female friend of mines who i often frequented at due to the fact she always stocked up her fridge with booze on a friday ;D;D;D

Thick girls are only stupid enough to go with me.

Theres one missing form the list which should be taboo but unfortunatly (or fotunately whatever way you wanna look at it) ive been guilty of it, and thats 'Your mates daughter'. Now before im accused of perversion, this mate is just over 10yrs older than me and she was bout 6yrs younger and we were both in our 20s so it was legit, but a bit of a c**t the next day when reality hit home. Also she was the niece of 2 other mates and we all have a pint together so i was a bit worried it would get out.
Ive had a few on that list but the majority would be No12, which is omitted from the list, and that is drunken stranger sex. Madness when i look back on it now as im 2.4kids plus mortgage guy now

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Theres one missing form the list which should be taboo but unfortunatly (or fotunately whatever way you wanna look at it) ive been guilty of it, and thats 'Your mates daughter'. Now before im accused of perversion, this mate is just over 10yrs older than me and she was bout 6yrs younger and we were both in our 20s so it was legit, but a bit of a c**t the next day when reality hit home. Also she was the niece of 2 other mates and we all have a pint together so i was a bit worried it would get out.
Ive had a few on that list but the majority would be No12, which is omitted from the list, and that is drunken stranger sex. Madness when i look back on it now as im 2.4kids plus mortgage guy now

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We`ve all been there mate

That horrible moment when you wake up to a pounding headache and the realisation that your not in a bedroom youve ever been in before and theres someone next to you that resembles sister george :jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop:

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Originally Posted by johnmaff36

Theres one missing form the list which should be taboo but unfortunatly (or fotunately whatever way you wanna look at it) ive been guilty of it, and thats 'Your mates daughter'. Now before im accused of perversion, this mate is just over 10yrs older than me and she was bout 6yrs younger and we were both in our 20s so it was legit, but a bit of a c**t the next day when reality hit home. Also she was the niece of 2 other mates and we all have a pint together so i was a bit worried it would get out.
Ive had a few on that list but the majority would be No12, which is omitted from the list, and that is drunken stranger sex. Madness when i look back on it now as im 2.4kids plus mortgage guy now

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We`ve all been there mate

That horrible moment when you wake up to a pounding headache and the realisation that your not in a bedroom youve ever been in before and theres someone next to you that resembles sister george :jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop:

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Tell me about it. I woke up with a gargoyle before and sneaked out of the gaff with my shoes in my hands at about 5am, shaking my head at the standard to which id dropped to. It was freezing and i went to phone a taxi and realised i hadnt enough to get home. Had to put her on the shake to get some dosh for the taxi. It was funny thinking back because as i was waiting for her to rummage through her purse, we both knew fine well that i was trying to be a sneaky b*****d by doing a dissappearing act

I've done 3, 4 and 7 and I'm not proud about it. There are better women in the world than that.

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I've done 3, 4 and 7 and I'm not proud about it. There are better women in the world than that.

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Same as me, plus the fatties (thick girl).

Actually not sure if I've done a Milf or not to be honest. I mean I've slept with plenty of girls who have had kids but if they are not older than you do they constitute a milf?

I very rarely sleep with girls my own age and never older so all the girls I have slept with, none of them seem milfish, even though some have had multiple kids, been divorced, still married etc.

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I've done 3, 4 and 7 and I'm not proud about it. There are better women in the world than that.

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Same as me, plus the fatties (thick girl).

Actually not sure if I've done a Milf or not to be honest. I mean I've slept with plenty of girls who have had kids but if they are not older than you do they constitute a milf?

I very rarely sleep with girls my own age and never older so all the girls I have slept with, none of them seem milfish, even though some have had multiple kids, been divorced, still married etc.

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reason number 643825 to suggest bilbo is a bit...





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I've done 3, 4 and 7 and I'm not proud about it. There are better women in the world than that.

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Same as me, plus the fatties (thick girl).

Actually not sure if I've done a Milf or not to be honest. I mean I've slept with plenty of girls who have had kids but if they are not older than you do they constitute a milf?

I very rarely sleep with girls my own age and never older so all the girls I have slept with, none of them seem milfish, even though some have had multiple kids, been divorced, still married etc.

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reason number 643825 to suggest bilbo is a bit...





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ha nah but Im 36 now, all the girls Ive been with lately have been mid/late twenties.

That's all.

I never get that lucky....

They should add The Bridesmaid :-X

Never accomplished that one but I went to a wedding today and it was a whole college volleyball team, or the 5 hottest college volleyball players on the team at least in tight blue dresses, it would definitely inspire me to check that one off haha

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Where's the FATTY - got to drill a fatty at some stage (Bilbo knows ;))

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Number 9: The Thick Girl

They say 'not a whale' which is where I disagree. The kinds of girls I like hang out in pods and have to be weighed in water.

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Some of them are so big they have other women orbiting them.