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I got this thread idea after reading Paddy's Lion and Gorilla thread. So basically you have to name a poster from this site and suggest an animal for them to fight against. Other posters have to then guess the outcome. Feel free to suggest a poster or an outcome at any pont.
For the first bout I am proposing Hatton the hammer VERSUS the Koala bear
Who wins this and how?
Hattonhammer after the Koala bear kills himself.
For me it's an intriguing contest with many variables at play. There is HTH's obvious weight and size advantage to consider, but on the flip side the Koala bear really has all the advantages intellectually. I think that it is quite possible that the Koala would lull HTH into a false sense of calm by holding up a Union Jack flag in one hand and a union Jack in the other saying "I think Hatton was beating Floyd after 6 rounds too, cutie!". HTH would get a big grin on his face before being kicked aggressively in the balls.
TKO round 1 to the Koala bear.
HTH Fukks the bear before killing it an eating it :cool:
Lol, I think it would be a war from the get go, hth would come out all guns blazing,windmilling like a mutherfukker, only for the koala bear to come back firing rapidly with 4 and 5 punch combos, even first round.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
The bell rings for the 2nd round the koala bear starts to circle, taking his time and picking his shots, but on comes hth with those windmills again, not thinking about what he's doing, he's just wants this koalas blood, hth backs the koala up on the ropes firing non stop, then bang,from nowhere the koala bear finds a beautiful right uppercut followed by a left hook, hth looks dazed, I knew his lack of defence would be his undoing,the koala moves in for the kill and fires of a blistering barrage of punches, the ref steps in to save hth from further punishment.
The koala bear wins by 2nd tko. Where does hammer go from here, it will be a long hard road back to the top, I think people will call for his retirement after this.
There would only be Kid Thunder after this.Quote:
Originally Posted by paddy448Lol, I think it would be a war from the get go, hth would come out all guns blazing,windmilling like a mutherfukker, only for the koala bear to come back firing rapidly with 4 and 5 punch combos, even first round.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
The bell rings for the 2nd round the koala bear starts to circle, taking his time and picking his shots, but on comes hth with those windmills again, not thinking about what he's doing, he's just wants this koalas blood, hth backs the koala up on the ropes firing non stop, then bang,from nowhere the koala bear finds a beautiful right uppercut followed by a left hook, hth looks dazed, I knew his lack of defence would be his undoing,the koala moves in for the kill and fires of a blistering barrage of punches, the ref steps in to save hth from further punishment.
The koala bear wins by 2nd tko. Where does hammer go from here, it will be a long hard road back to the top, I think people will call for his retirement after this.
HTH would probably try to cunt it up the arsehole (whatever that means)
after he got knocked out he'd probably say he brought it on himself, what with his preparation being subpar due to all the late nights spent fucking skanks and being awesome.
Okay next,
Bilbo against a T Rex,
After all these freaks were meant to co-exist!
Bilbo (who would argue that black is white) will convince the T-Rex that it is infact a puppy and then he will ring it's neck
Bilbo tells the T rex that it is actually a 1000 year old dragon - this overloads it's tiny little brain, killing it. Bilbo celebrates before realising that the T was just trying to do him a favour in killing him... He promptly goes off in search of the T Rex's babies to um... 'raise' now that their parent is no longer around.
This is great, Hatton the Hammer loses according to all to a little Koala Bear whilst by unanimous consent I can a defeat a Tyranasaur.
I must be in contention for Saddo poster p4p :)
bilbo accuses the t-rex of not thinking about the feelings of the other less inferior dinosaurs out there and has rex thrown out via a disqualification. Bilbo later claims he was only fighting the dino in an attempt to chat up its underage daughter after the fight ;D;D;D
Haha, it's a strange world. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Bilbo points the T-Rex all happy with a large smile and says: "YOU SEE!!! I told you that humans and dinosaurs co-existed and that we were not the fruit of an evolution that happened many millions years after they disappeared" only to be eaten alive by an hungry Rex a couple of seconds after.
I have thrown a full beach towel over the head of Koala that was caught up in one of our fish nets that was stored under a tree down at Walkerville.
He ripped it clean in half in one motion and snarled at us.
No one beats a koala; try Baby panda.
How about Miles verses a group of suicidal Lemmings.
(Would be similar to normal life being the only Englishman fighting single handed the noise levels of Sth Korea).
I'd like to see Bilbo Vs. A Honey Badger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlvZ6anM81U
KillerSheep Vs. A Bighorn Sheep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULRtdk-3Yh4
Boxing Gorilla vs Snakey.
Haha, subversive! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
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Originally Posted by Andre
Miles convinces the suggestable lemmings that going to war for the sake of freedom really isnt worth it and they should stop working together
;D;D;D
Round 1- Boxing Gorilla- "Whos your ancestor !!!, say my name!!!!" :jabbing:SnakeyQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Round 2- Boxing Gorilla:boxingmatch:Snakey "Welcome to evolution bitch!!!"