sorry fr being so possed tonight, ufvc on cant wati for this
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sorry fr being so possed tonight, ufvc on cant wati for this
UFC is in Vancouver tonight. I hope to be living there within the next year or so.
cool fucking love u josh, seriyly have so much respect for iu, sottu abotu being such a dcik with tyh jewish stuff latelyty, iy just really bother me.
anywayu tomoorrow i will becool
love u too miles, laing is a complete douche but namesless is ok just top calling me mr baggins
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
You're probably a bit too old for him. Zing!
This UFC card looks a bit shit on paper. I'll probably try to find a stream though.
I figured the tactful thing to do was just ignore it :p. He's right though, I am pretty fucking awesome. I'm Canadian after all.Quote:
Originally Posted by OumaFan:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
This UFC card looks a bit shit on paper. I'll probably try to find a stream though.
I think the UFC main event looks like utter shit, but I have no idea who's on the rest of the card. The city is going nuts over it though, tickets sold out within hours. MMA is fucking huge in Canada, I don't know if he was just kissing ass and bullshitting, but Dana White apparently was talking about having an all-Canadian Ultimate Fighter or somthing like that. Seems absurd to me, no matter how popular the sport is here, so I think he must be bullshitting there.
I think like two seasons ago they did the Brits vs US on the Ultimate Fighter. I could see them doing that with Canadians instead of Brits.
damn im still reallyl pissed but aredysee thi s will be mebarrasing to morrow
statring to sobrew up now. Already this thread is seeming like a bad idea:-\
Hahaha one's true feelings towards other people (posters) are revealed under the influence of lots of alcohol...
Much contempt for yanks, but there is a lot of love for Canadians...
What time did you start drinking Bilbo? ;D
I'm lucky, I've had a night to sleep the worst of it off. But what a shit game, we honestly looked quite sprightly for the first five minutes and then it all turned really patchy. Lot's of names in the team, but they just didn't seem to know how to gel with one another. I was acting downright weird about the keeper last night. I was rabbiting on about the ball, but the truth is that he should never play another game for England after that. What a blunder. Still, we have something to build on. And I guess we didn't lose. :-\
Oh well, you can laugh at us Australians tomorrow, ;).
(We are playing Germany after all). A 40/60 against shot, thats what I think we have.
With good reason, we're fucking awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dizaster
I think I've probably said this before, but in my experience no two peoples get along as well as Canadians and Australians.
hahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
that's great.
At least thats one british spillage the yanks wont complain about
Maybe I was just drunk for that second half and was going on about the goalkeeper too much, but apparently we dominated most of the second half. I haven't got the foggiest though.
Fuck me I feel violently ill this morning, I don't recall being quite so pissed in a long time. Just checking the damage done, 3 girls texted, one whom I told I loved, two other girls I met yesterday fb requested, accomponied by creepy as all hell drunken, sozzled messages. :-X
I shall be laying low for a couple of days.
If a guy sent you this message would you find it endearing or would you just think he was a twat?
cant believe u left, very pissed now, can hardly stn d up but u were the best lookint girl i saw all night.,
why did u have to leave lol.
anyways if u addd me that qwill be cool., I am litaturte normally just too drunk to type propely right nowm anyway u are lovely, forgive my broken english
haha
I'm going to weep. Then be sick.
;D Quality Bilbo, I'm the world's worst drunk texter so can totally relate. When I first start seeing somebody I actually delete their number when out drinking with my mates to prevent the inevitable drunken scary texts I'd send. Also when I broke up with my ex I somehow actually memorised her number by mistake, so even though I deleted her number I'd still send fucked up texts when drunk...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
At least you'll know if that girl found your post endearing if she accepts the friend request. If she doesn't then I reckon it's time to weep and vomit.. ;)
So far it still says 'awaiting friend confirmation' so she hasn't rejected me at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conrad;D Quality Bilbo, I'm the world's worst drunk texter so can totally relate. When I first start seeing somebody I actually delete their number when out drinking with my mates to prevent the inevitable drunken scary texts I'd send. Also when I broke up with my ex I somehow actually memorised her number by mistake, so even though I deleted her number I'd still send fucked up texts when drunk...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
At least you'll know if that girl found your post endearing if she accepts the friend request. If she doesn't then I reckon it's time to weep and vomit.. ;)
Now I'm sober I want to send her another message to apologise for the last one, and also explain how I managed to find her on facebook having never met her before and only knowing her first name. ;D
If she has any kind of sense at all she will reject my kind offer and notify the creeper police :p
This is brilliant! Terrible for our protagonist Bilbo but fantastic for the rest of us who have walked in them shoes before. Its cringeworthy, embarrassing and ya feel like a c**t plus you know thats its funny as f**k to everyone else except yourself. You also know that there is absolutely nothing you can do to make it right short of inventing a time-machine, so all theres left to do is the old damage limitation and TXT her admitting your alcoholic stupor, maybe invent a false excuse for your condition thats sounds plausible i.e. best mate had a new baby, therefore making your alcoholism seem less raging. And then comes the Coup-de-grace, you offer to take her out to make up for your 'idiocy'. This should result hopefully in a 'Gee, your kinda kooky. Lets go out and have anal sex' or more than likely the latter, 'Please do not use this number again or i shall phone the police!'Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboSo far it still says 'awaiting friend confirmation' so she hasn't rejected me at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conrad;D Quality Bilbo, I'm the world's worst drunk texter so can totally relate. When I first start seeing somebody I actually delete their number when out drinking with my mates to prevent the inevitable drunken scary texts I'd send. Also when I broke up with my ex I somehow actually memorised her number by mistake, so even though I deleted her number I'd still send fucked up texts when drunk...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
At least you'll know if that girl found your post endearing if she accepts the friend request. If she doesn't then I reckon it's time to weep and vomit.. ;)
Now I'm sober I want to send her another message to apologise for the last one, and also explain how I managed to find her on facebook having never met her before and only knowing her first name. ;D
If she has any kind of sense at all she will reject my kind offer and notify the creeper police :p
hahahaha classic drunk texts, wrecking potential hookups since mobile phones were invented.
If you have an iphone here is great app for you App Shopper: drunkdialNO! (Utilities)
You're doing quite funny things when you're drunk Mr Baggins, last time you also almost wrote a violent message trashing some peoples here before leaving forever and now you're creeping poor innocent girls :D I hope they were over 18, at least ;)
I missed this! I wanted Bilbo to tell me he loved me...............:(
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hahaha Bilbo did you tell a girl on facebook you loved her?
I thought you were an Ice cold Pick Up Artist?
I must have missed that episode ;)
Ahh Bilbo i have done this many a time but my messages were a fair bit worse....im laying off the drink for a bit but maybe next weekend ill have a couple and make a thread with some drunken abuse! We could make this a weekly thing!;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
The message I put is on this thread. It was a bit lame I confess but it did it the trick, she added me and has messaged me back.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
She's hot too, has a boyfriend but obviously I care nothing for such trivial details. :)
Yeah, would good is a facebook relationship status against rohypnol? ;D ;)