What threads can people think of that would go down like a lead balloon?
Examples like give us you name, account and pin number and mother maiden name or Japan deserves the earthquake because of pearl harbour.
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What threads can people think of that would go down like a lead balloon?
Examples like give us you name, account and pin number and mother maiden name or Japan deserves the earthquake because of pearl harbour.
From the looks of things, this one. :)
Should I lock it now you got the answer? ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
;D
I'm gonna stay out of this one
this is a good thread ruined by all who have not participated.
Something about women then no one in this forum would go near it ;D
A thread on the reproductive cycle of the common house snail and the benefits of slime trails.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Yes although I am sure Miles may have an opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostA thread on the reproductive cycle of the common house snail and the benefits of slime trails.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Especially if it is a Christian French snail, wanting to move to England and become a English speaking Jewish snail. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYes although I am sure Miles may have an opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostA thread on the reproductive cycle of the common house snail and the benefits of slime trails.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
What is going on around here? I haven't said a word about snails in my life and here you all are saying that I have opinions on the reproductive life of snails.
I do have opinions about snails, but very few opinions about their reproductive patterns. The main view I have is that they are very ugly and grotesque creatures. It used to really annoy me as a child to be hurrying my way to school and then suddenly hear the crack of the shell underneath my feet. What is it about rainy weather that makes these creatures think they are immortal? It's raining, let's ambush the footpaths! And then it's a million crushed shells up and down the country....simultaneously. Honestly, they are really stupid and incredibly slow. I haven't a clue how such things breed or why they aren't extinct. We should ship them all over to France and be done with them once and for all. The horrid little buggers.
That bumming thread was shocking !
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Originally Posted by Mattyhitman
that was mine
im proud of it
there was also the one are you gay if
or would you let another man suck your willy
which i would have been equally as proud of
how did you answer?
Something like this :kick:Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman
that was mine
im proud of it
there was also the one are you gay if
or would you let another man suck your willy
which i would have been equally as proud of
how did you answer?
Maybe this is a good place to dry run the Japanese Jokes thread I've been thinking about? ;D
"My Busy Day at the Barn (w/pics)" by Bilbo
:-X
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Originally Posted by miles
Actually snails are fascinating creatures able to heal mind and body. I suggest you read the rather wonderful book 'The sound of a wild snail eating' by Elisabeth Tova Bailey.
This was a wonderful short book about a bedridden woman undergoing some mystery illness who had only a snail, brought in by accident by a friend bring a pot plant, for company.
If you'd have followed my advice and bought a kindle I could have emailed it you...
I don't know what it is about Miles' line
"What is it about rainy weather that makes these creatures think they are immortal?"
Cracked me the fuck up!;D
I was gonna say Bilbo probably has this on lockdown.Quote:
Originally Posted by CFH
You read a book about snails? That is strange. Actually, I was only having a rant, so don't take it all at face value. I am quite sure snails have their little niche which they occupy with much pride and efficiency, but they are still ugly, slow and annoying little bastards. I guess I wouldn't mind them if they would just keep off the footpaths. They need little snail signs like we have warning us not to cross the railway lines. Where do they think they are going anyway? I just have a natural revulsion for slimy little creatures like that. Slugs are awful too. They are just so hideous.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Actually snails are fascinating creatures able to heal mind and body. I suggest you read the rather wonderful book 'The sound of a wild snail eating' by Elisabeth Tova Bailey.
This was a wonderful short book about a bedridden woman undergoing some mystery illness who had only a snail, brought in by accident by a friend bring a pot plant, for company.
If you'd have followed my advice and bought a kindle I could have emailed it you...
Pan fry with butter and garlic, topped with chives. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by milesYou read a book about snails? That is strange. Actually, I was only having a rant, so don't take it all at face value. I am quite sure snails have their little niche which they occupy with much pride and efficiency, but they are still ugly, slow and annoying little bastards. I guess I wouldn't mind them if they would just keep off the footpaths. They need little snail signs like we have warning us not to cross the railway lines. Where do they think they are going anyway? I just have a natural revulsion for slimy little creatures like that. Slugs are awful too. They are just so hideous.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Actually snails are fascinating creatures able to heal mind and body. I suggest you read the rather wonderful book 'The sound of a wild snail eating' by Elisabeth Tova Bailey.
This was a wonderful short book about a bedridden woman undergoing some mystery illness who had only a snail, brought in by accident by a friend bring a pot plant, for company.
If you'd have followed my advice and bought a kindle I could have emailed it you...
But do you feel bad when you crush them? I do. I had to stamp on a frog once. Only last year. It was crippled in a door. I burst into tears as soon as I did it. I'm pretty tough you see.Quote:
Originally Posted by milesYou read a book about snails? That is strange. Actually, I was only having a rant, so don't take it all at face value. I am quite sure snails have their little niche which they occupy with much pride and efficiency, but they are still ugly, slow and annoying little bastards. I guess I wouldn't mind them if they would just keep off the footpaths. They need little snail signs like we have warning us not to cross the railway lines. Where do they think they are going anyway? I just have a natural revulsion for slimy little creatures like that. Slugs are awful too. They are just so hideous.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Actually snails are fascinating creatures able to heal mind and body. I suggest you read the rather wonderful book 'The sound of a wild snail eating' by Elisabeth Tova Bailey.
This was a wonderful short book about a bedridden woman undergoing some mystery illness who had only a snail, brought in by accident by a friend bring a pot plant, for company.
If you'd have followed my advice and bought a kindle I could have emailed it you...
Some poster once started a thread about the next boxer to die, totally inappropriate, luckily the mods took it down.
No one has brought up miles' "Hot Drinks" thread?
"Who would win in a fight between ....." and then its two utterly nonsensical things, like a crocodile or a camel or something idiotic.
"I am a monstor for my weight" type threads (though they do become quite legendary)
Idiots who dont know much about anything, post they half baked views and then are not open to a debate or disagreement. They just want people to reinforce their stupid perception.
I'm sure they are more, but i dont usually open any threads that don't interest me (isn't that the point of having a forum)??
I think the worst thread would be a one where some sicko just intermittently posts the vilest, most obscene things they can find, that have no relevance to a 'boxing' forum. That would be annoying and upsetting.
;D who could that be, either you or prem?Quote:
Originally Posted by X
There are plenty of ones which would very quickly get banned, such as:
I'm not racist, but....(almost anything can go here).
A link to a youtube video with 9/11 footage over a certain R Kelly song about flying.
Any thread featuring the name Anthony Small, the man is the ultimate interest killer, both in his fighting career and afterwards.
Audley Harrison's Foxtrot.
In terms of sheer boredom, I've always wanted to table a discussion thread about my thesis on the treatment of Mussolini by the british press in the prelude to the second world war. Any takers?
I'd actually be pretty interested in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
I'm not entirely sure the professor supervising me was actually interested in it!Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI'd actually be pretty interested in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
So long as the forum is around,(Any forum) I will never be that bored. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunI'm not entirely sure the professor supervising me was actually interested in it!Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI'd actually be pretty interested in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Mussolini was demonised as being a fat racist fascist when we know that label only truly belongs to Bernard Manning.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunI'm not entirely sure the professor supervising me was actually interested in it!Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI'd actually be pretty interested in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
I think if we let this thread descend into a Mussolini discussion then it could become the worst thread possible, however if we turn it into a Manning fan thread, that could be a close second.
What's your favourite mother in law joke?
Mark TKO loves Bernard, he will have plenty something like "take my mother in law, No, Please really take my mother in law"
Some of Brock's recent threads over the last couple of months surely must be the best.
If English was written ...
Aliens have attacked my left ...
Israel to attack Iran....
Military Industrial Complex....
I know what you mean he is definitely on a mission. What kind of mission is anybodies guess. Actually rewind a minute ..............................................did you just say,..... "some of Brock's recent threads over the last couple of months surely must be the best. " !!!!:o ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
how about myWeird sh*t
thread that died a death
I meant best of the worst. :)
I feel terrible that this made me laugh momentarily :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Oh please. The one about the "Alıens have attacked my..." surely outweıghs ın generosıty any post of yours sınce last St. Patrıcks Day at least. Then agaın a few weeks earlıer around Presıdents Day you really outdıd yourself Master.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I've been lurking for a while, and I'm almost positive that all of us are absolutely nuts. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustOh please. The one about the "Alıens have attacked my..." surely outweıghs ın generosıty any post of yours sınce last St. Patrıcks Day at least. Then agaın a few weeks earlıer around Presıdents Day you really outdıd yourself Master.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
too true. but Phenox ıs rıght on the money so to speak. and Ron Prıce too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiacI've been lurking for a while, and I'm almost positive that all of us are absolutely nuts. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustOh please. The one about the "Alıens have attacked my..." surely outweıghs ın generosıty any post of yours sınce last St. Patrıcks Day at least. Then agaın a few weeks earlıer around Presıdents Day you really outdıd yourself Master.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master