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Dustin Hoffman as rainman Vs Howlin Mad Murdoch from the A Team
Reckon this would be a cracking scrap. Not sure who wins though. Think Dustin might stick in a few crafty headbutts
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Dustin Hoffman as rainman Vs Howlin Mad Murdoch from the A Team
Reckon this would be a cracking scrap. Not sure who wins though. Think Dustin might stick in a few crafty headbutts
I would like to see Manny Pacquiao against Jaws. It would basically pit catfish against Shark and hopefully result in barefaced carnage. I would also like to see Mike Tyson brutally knock out Netanhayu and Obama at one of their 'how to repress the arabs' meetings.
Godzilla Vs the t-Rex from Jurassic park. The winner gets to bit the head off Sam Neal
And I must emphasise that there was no typo in my post, I really did mean Jaws and not Jews. I have never heard of a Jewish shark, but I would put nothing past Mossad and the evidence they might plant.
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The Jewish sharks were pretty active in Egypt in prior to the Arab Spring.
Shark 'sent to Egypt by Mossad' - Telegraph
By the way, this fight with Manny, does it take place in the ocean or on land?
I guess as it's a Manny fight it would have to be a catchweight. So let's say it takes place in a swimming pool in Las Vegas.
Given that a shark lives in a salt water ocean, not a heated pool with chlorine I actually think Manny can take him.
He'd have to stay in the shallow end, and hope the shark just stayed in the deep end, got ill and died.
Kind of like happened with Oscar De La Hoya..
Mossad are actually pretty awesome.
Apparently they use vultures as well
Vulture held as Mossad spy by Saudi Arabia | The Australian
Actually the Jews have used a range of animal weaponry over the years including jellyfish, rats, squirrels and sheep.
All is revealed here
Real Americans Defend Israel: The Top 13 Zionist Animal Conspiracy Theories
To be fair; if chief Brodie can give jaws a spanking, then it's a manny win. Perhaps we could even things up a bit be sticking 3 yellow barrels in mannys back and see what happens then. If after 3 rounds there is no decision, then Richard Dreyfus should be lowered into the pool in a cage and allowed to jab at them both with that stick thing. (he does have things on board that will kill it). Thats assuming he doesn't drop the fucking thing. He's not exactly got a 100% record
Gus Johnson vs Jaws...and a T rex
All the grid iron training wouldn't save flash Gordon from Buck Rogers effortless 70's chic in my opinion. Plus as a backup, twiki could put the boot in, if required.
'1989' Alf Stewart (from Home & Away) versus '1986' Pete Beale (from Eastenders)
This would have decided who was the hardest soap star in the world during the 80s.
Sadly myself and my uni housemates in early 90s would often debate who was worthy of that crown and always came down to these two to settle it. Could never decide unanimously who would be victorious. This would settle it.
For the record I favoured Alf winning by TKO in Rounds 2-3.
I had dirty den p4p
1954 Godzila at the peak of his powers and Saturday Night Live legend Bill Brasky!
Good call on sharks BTW, I have no idea why I didn't make the Shylock style Jewish connection.
Indiana Jones Vs Butterbean is another of my all time dream matchups.
Beefy Hamed / Butterbean.
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Mark Fowler.
He was unpunchable, nobody would risk getting splashes of aids on them.
Dot Cotton versus Freddie Roach
Richard Dawkins versus The Pope
Stephen Hawking versus Stevie Wonder
George Best versus the bottle
Manny Pac versus a doctor with a needle
Killer cucumber versus Tarzan
Bernie Madhoff against sir Fred Goodwin. What a scrap that would be. Prison rules apply.
Buffer Vs Lennon jr. Who would win the ppv tv war?
am suddenly realising why Miles has such a high post count.....
The Monkees. Vs the arctic monkeys
Leanne rimes Vs busta rhymes
Flamin Alpha Male Alf Bloody Stewart is one bad arse motherfuckerQuote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
I couldn't resist. :pQuote:
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miles versus Bilbo in a handbags at dawn duel
Alf Stewart is hardcore. He would snap Crocodile Dundee in half.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnakeyFlamin Alpha Male Alf Bloody Stewart is one bad arse motherfuckerQuote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
Defo
Alf had a granite jaw, beastly forearms and a furious temper that would have had an 88 Tyson quivering.
Most men would be beaten at the staredown - even Stevie Wonder
will ferrel vs zack gilaffinakis
Bill Murray versus Steve Martin. One liners to be delivered to the corner team between rounds. Murray kicks his bottom big time.
Me versus Arsne Wenger. Just a dream, mind you I'd probably lose but if I could just land one good shot....
I am thouroughly disappointed at ALL of you... :(
Haven't any of you ever seen Stand by Me? :mad:
There is only one real ultimate fight :cool:
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VS.
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.../Superman1.jpg
Jennifer Lopez v Beyonce in bikini's and oil.
Even Stevie Wonder - Classic ;DQuote:
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Miles - You and Bilbo would resort to using ya dildo's ya have in ya handbags, it would then get nasty :gayfight2:
Id like to see some of the dictators get it on, Sadam v Gadaffi v Bin Laden v Castro in a royal rumble type of affair, maybe make it a TLC's match.
What do you reckon would be the outcome of a scrap between CP30 and RSD2?
Jabba the Hut could take on Butterbean, in a super duper mega heavyweight clash
Chevy Chase Vs Dan Ackroyd
Tony Soprano V's Paulie from Goodfella's. With Joe Pesci as guest referee ;D
Sam fox v's linda luscardi, would be the greatest bout of all time imo :lickish:
Liam Neeson (in taken) vs Bruce Willis (in die hard 1)
The Hulk vs Doomsday
The Punisher VS Hitman
Jessica Gomes VS Kate Upton in a cock sucking contest