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Ah, its Kelly Brook on the beach season. Thats two weeks worth of daily stories for the Sun then.
holy shit TWO bikinis. That's newsworthy right there!
Mmm num. Ol' Kelly alone inspired me right thru 7th grade, single handedly :-X
She is perfect
pretty and dim as a box ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
Impressive tits as ever , but she has been sawn in half so many times that her clout is like a clown pocket,Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Why do you have to spoil my dream, she is clever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missypretty and dim as a box ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
I wonder if Miles reckons she's fat? ???
That is perfect, if Miles says she is fat then he must be gay.
She is curvy and there is nothing wrong with being curvy. I have altered my views on the curvature of women. But I don't find Kelly Brook attractive in the slightest. She has a pointy western nose and white skin.
:vd: must... not... bite...
Haha, I'm really not trying to be controversial with my comments on white women. It is no secret that I am far more attracted to asian types and I know that beauty is subjective. Half of the white people I met on my recent travels looked physically deformed and quite diseased. Just not attractive at all. Some were pretty, but far less so in comparison to the natives. You can't choose who you are attracted to. I just don't find Kelly Brook attractive.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
She's hot!
.........but she is also as thick as an elephants foreskin.
Perfect combo innit :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by FTMatty
I prefer the winning combination of good looks and low self-esteem.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HPerfect combo innit :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by FTMatty
Yeh, liking that too. Add vunerable, needy, desperate - perfect :lickish:Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanI prefer the winning combination of good looks and low self-esteem.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HPerfect combo innit :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by FTMatty
and gotta like having their tea towel holder rimmed ;)
To fat for my liking, great tits though
Who are you Miles?Quote:
Originally Posted by Preme
Seriously, people have issues with THAT?
I don't care if she's so dumb I have to bring diagrams that say "Insert Plug A into Slot B!"
I don't care if she's so limited scrambled eggs are beyond her.
I am happy to spend time practicing flash cards with her and making breakfast afterward.
What a woman!
Nah, she will be fat and hairy like an Italian Mama in a few years.
Plus that blue bikini clearly shows she has shaved her bikini like and most of her minge, so the bulge you can see is her ravaged and saggy pussy billowing out after all the ploughing its had from different dicks, dildos and possible assorted household objects.
Bigger picture guys, who'd do Stings Mrs/Alien?
how many dicks is too many?Quote:
Originally Posted by X
One in each hand, one in the gob, one in the front door and one in the back. Any more than that is showing off I reckon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyhow many dicks is too many?Quote:
Originally Posted by X
that's some balancing act!
Not really suitable for kids parties :-\
She i very pretty but if we are being hyper critical she's starting to display a little celluite, her thighs are getting a bit fat up top and her legs are rather under developed and muscle deficient.
It's ironic but I'd be prepared to wager that Kiera Knightly has more muscle mass than Kelly Brook, certainly her legs are much more toned and shapely.
I'd still have a go, but I'd be thinking of Kiera.
Is that according to your body fat scales?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
I would have one tit in my mouth, fondle the other, other hand on her firm round ass as she is riding me. God I need me some sex.
That's why you don't deserve a go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
So true, Bilbo you must be nuts, only you would think of having sex with a boy whilst doing the most busty UK of our times.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGBThat's why you don't deserve a go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Pinder over Brook! Didn't Brook miscarriage recently? - damaged goods now, and getting fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSo true, Bilbo you must be nuts, only you would think of having sex with a boy whilst doing the most busty UK of our times.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGBThat's why you don't deserve a go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
I would fuck her every known way and event a few when she looked like this though...
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Not exactly sure what the hell these are about, some Vampire porn maybe? but hell she has her rat out in them...
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Wow Preme, you are the man.
She is the woman. :cool:
I look after you mateQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
gotta love photoshop!Quote:
Originally Posted by Preme
No, I could never do her. She has one of those horrid western faces and that face really is quite horrid. She looks ridiculous even in her prime. I am aware that I am in the minority with my views, but she is really not attractive to me at all.
Miles, curious to know what 'face' you do like?
I know my views on attraction are quite against all my usual standards, but I am just not attracted to white people. I like soft noses and darker skin. I like dark hair, but I like cherubic asian faces to go with it. There is something wrong with me. I like a lot of faces, but when it comes to blue eyes and blond hair I just want to vomit. Kelly Brook? She is nothing special at all. I've spent far too long overseas. Even back in the UK, I was repulsed by all the fat weird people. Kelly Brook seems to be approaching that. She is nothing special at all. Just a chav that they want to take pictures of. I look better than her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
He really is a cuntQuote:
Originally Posted by milesI know my views on attraction are quite against all my usual standards, but I am just not attracted to white people. I like soft noses and darker skin. I like dark hair, but I like cherubic asian faces to go with it. There is something wrong with me. I like a lot of faces, but when it comes to blue eyes and blond hair I just want to vomit. Kelly Brook? She is nothing special at all. I've spent far too long overseas. Even back in the UK, I was repulsed by all the fat weird people. Kelly Brook seems to be approaching that. She is nothing special at all. Just a chav that they want to take pictures of. I look better than her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy