Mariah Carey vs Jennie Garth

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07-19-2011, 02:37 PM
GOAT

Mariah Carey vs Jennie Garth

Mariah vs Jennie. Who'd you take for an ONS? :bananastyle:

Mariah
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Jennie
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07-19-2011, 03:47 PM
Jimanuel Boogustus

Re: Mariah Carey vs Jennie Garth

I don't care how fat and walrus like Mariah becomes, she is top of my list :cool:
07-19-2011, 03:53 PM
Gandalf

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I think they both really suck. I would much rather shag Bilbo than these two munters.
07-19-2011, 04:10 PM
GOAT

Re: Mariah Carey vs Jennie Garth

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

I don't care how fat and walrus like Mariah becomes, she is top of my list :cool:

I doubt Nick Cannon co-signing this. Just look at his face. Nick got much to carry with Carey,lol. On the other hand he doesn't need to hit the dumbells anymore. ;D

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07-19-2011, 08:13 PM
Dark Lord Al

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Not sure who either girl is , but they both look like they have seen some hammer.
07-19-2011, 08:14 PM
BIG H

Re: Mariah Carey vs Jennie Garth

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

I don't care how fat and walrus like Mariah becomes, she is top of my list :cool:

Kind of how I feel about Britney :cool:
07-20-2011, 01:25 AM
El Kabong

Not only is Mariah Carey fat, annoying, and stupid....she makes up for it by being crazy.

I'm not against thicker girls but Mariah Carey is a triple threat
07-20-2011, 09:10 PM
Master

Re: Mariah Carey vs Jennie Garth

Mariah has a great voice and assets, she is not marriage material but certainly mistress material.
07-21-2011, 01:58 AM
GOAT

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

Not only is Mariah Carey fat, annoying, and stupid....she makes up for it by being crazy.

I'm not against thicker girls but Mariah Carey is a triple threat

Not to mention her qualities as a sperm-thief. :-X
07-21-2011, 08:01 AM
BIG H

Re: Mariah Carey vs Jennie Garth

I don't get the comparison...Jennie Garth, stared in 1 programme 20 years ago versus Mariah Carey - most successful female vocalist of al time. Why pick Jennie Gath of all people ;D

For the record, I'd leave them both looking like they'd been run over by a mayonaisse lorry.
07-21-2011, 07:51 PM
GOAT

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Originally Posted by BIG H

I don't get the comparison...Jennie Garth, stared in 1 programme 20 years ago versus Mariah Carey - most successful female vocalist of al time.

I assume you live in LaLa-land, and your name is Alice...?! :rolleyes:
07-21-2011, 08:47 PM
BIG H

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Originally Posted by GOAT

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Originally Posted by BIG H

I don't get the comparison...Jennie Garth, stared in 1 programme 20 years ago versus Mariah Carey - most successful female vocalist of al time.

I assume you live in LaLa-land, and your name is Alice...?! :rolleyes:

I am pretty fucking sure assume you are a 24 Karat prick ;)
07-21-2011, 09:31 PM
GOAT

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Originally Posted by BIG H

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Originally Posted by GOAT

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Originally Posted by BIG H

I don't get the comparison...Jennie Garth, stared in 1 programme 20 years ago versus Mariah Carey - most successful female vocalist of al time.

I assume you live in LaLa-land, and your name is Alice...?!

I am pretty fucking sure assume you are a 24 Karat prick ;)

I shall call it 'Goldmember'.

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07-22-2011, 01:25 AM
El Kabong

What's all this about Mariah's "great voice" and how she's "the best female vocalist of all time"?!?! #1 Her singing is annoying especially the high crap she's known for #2 She's nowhere NEAR the best female vocalist of all time and #3 She's dumb as fuck...sorry to break out of the chauvinistic male stereotype but any girl I'm attracted to had better be mighty fucking hot if she's going to be that stupid.

I've got nothing against Jenny Garth so I guess I'd choose her.

You need to make one for the "Babes of Late Night Movies": Shannon Tweed, Kari Wuher, Joan Severance, Julie Strain, etc.
07-22-2011, 03:23 PM
BIG H

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

What's all this about Mariah's "great voice" and how she's "the best female vocalist of all time"?!?! #1 Her singing is annoying especially the high crap she's known for #2 She's nowhere NEAR the best female vocalist of all time and #3 She's dumb as fuck...sorry to break out of the chauvinistic male stereotype but any girl I'm attracted to had better be mighty fucking hot if she's going to be that stupid.

I've got nothing against Jenny Garth so I guess I'd choose her.

You need to make one for the "Babes of Late Night Movies": Shannon Tweed, Kari Wuher, Joan Severance, Julie Strain, etc.

I said 'most successful of all time' which she is ;)
07-22-2011, 06:28 PM
El Kabong

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Originally Posted by BIG H

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Originally Posted by El Kabong

What's all this about Mariah's "great voice" and how she's "the best female vocalist of all time"?!?! #1 Her singing is annoying especially the high crap she's known for #2 She's nowhere NEAR the best female vocalist of all time and #3 She's dumb as fuck...sorry to break out of the chauvinistic male stereotype but any girl I'm attracted to had better be mighty fucking hot if she's going to be that stupid.

I've got nothing against Jenny Garth so I guess I'd choose her.

You need to make one for the "Babes of Late Night Movies": Shannon Tweed, Kari Wuher, Joan Severance, Julie Strain, etc.

I said 'most successful of all time' which she is ;)

Not in my book baby
07-22-2011, 08:26 PM
Master

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Big H is right she does have beautiful vocals, maybe not the greatest ever, but certainly up there, particular the early years.
07-22-2011, 11:29 PM
Jimanuel Boogustus

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Big H is right she does have beautiful vocals, maybe not the greatest ever, but certainly up there, particular the early years.

Alot of people don't realise she actually had a really bad Jamie Oliver style lisp at the start of her career :)
07-23-2011, 04:33 PM
GOAT

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All that talk about Mariah's voice. Who really gives a danm?! And the better question is: was it really Mariah that sang all that songs? Just think about the scandal with Milli Vanilli. Disgusting.

Btw, Witney Houston could easily hold Mariah's jock-strap.
07-23-2011, 06:46 PM
Jimanuel Boogustus

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Originally Posted by GOAT

All that talk about Mariah's voice. Who really gives a danm?! And the better question is: was it really Mariah that sang all that songs? Just think about the scandal with Milli Vanilli. Disgusting.

Btw, Witney Houston could easily hold Mariah's jock-strap.

Not no she can't. Crack Whore can't even hit notes any more.

;D
07-23-2011, 06:52 PM
Gandalf

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Who cares if you can hit a note? Can you write a song? That is the more important question to me. And none of these divas can do that.

Bob Dylan can't sing for toffee, but he knows how to write and that is all that matters to me. Stupid divas with their awful ways, just play the music and forget about how long your nails are!
07-23-2011, 07:34 PM
Master

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Miles you really need to get some sex.
07-23-2011, 07:49 PM
Gandalf

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Miles you really need to get some sex.

I've had too much today. I did it twice, the wife seems to have been stimulated by my traffic accident and new scars.
07-23-2011, 08:04 PM
Master

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Originally Posted by miles

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Miles you really need to get some sex.

I've had too much today. I did it twice, the wife seems to have been stimulated by my traffic accident and new scars.

Have you seen the film Crash? :)

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