Not sure how this one will play.
You can suggest your own category where you think you're outstanding e.g
Sport. 100 press-ups non-stop.
Money. £15000 P.A
Cock size. :p
Can be BS otherwise where's the fun in that?;D
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Not sure how this one will play.
You can suggest your own category where you think you're outstanding e.g
Sport. 100 press-ups non-stop.
Money. £15000 P.A
Cock size. :p
Can be BS otherwise where's the fun in that?;D
coolQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
Ok I reckon I could match you in the press ups, I earn more than you do, but you've no doubt got the bigger cock.
Is that the way it works?
not quite.
YOU select a category in which you shine or suck.
Next poster gives their stats and adds a category.
It's too late for me to think this whole thing through. It's been a long day:cool:
Masturbation. 3 x day minimum, double figures if I have the right material. Over 10,000 lifetime wanks so far and increasing daily.
For someone thats home all day I think thats pretty standard going to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
pretty much better then most people at most things but think near the top of the list has to be my humility. So let's go with that.
GeekQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
so H is claiming Geek as his special power. Next?Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HGeekQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
Clearly a typoQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyso H is claiming Geek as his special power. Next?Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HGeekQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
He meant to say bumming guys.
6.5 x 5.3/4 Stuff that in your bonnet Missy ;D
I once drove 25 hrs non stop. Just long enough to gas up then off again
I have probably threatened to leave about 4 times. 3 of the times I don't even remember because I was off my face. The first time was because I was sad clicked repeatedly. Unfortunately for some of you, I don't seem to be able to stay away.
Nobody is going to beat my leaving record.
You have had more come backs than Sugar Ray Leonard.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
WOW done 20 hours north of England to east Germany via the tunnel plenty of times and would always start falling asleep at the wheel at the end... i would not be here to type this if a done 25 hrs thats for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
I've broken more laws.
;D I've got a better offer - and a tape measure:-XQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Check your Pm's.......JKQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy;D I've got a better offer - and a tape measure:-XQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
:smilie_whisper: Ya might need to rotate view clockwise and reduce zoom ;D
lol
It boggles my mind that you can drive from England to Germany in 20 hours; everything seems so close together over there. I must be awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaddoWOW done 20 hours north of England to east Germany via the tunnel plenty of times and would always start falling asleep at the wheel at the end... i would not be here to type this if a done 25 hrs thats for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
I don't even know if I could get from Vancouver to Calgary in that time.
I'll challenge that claim :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
:vd: Leave it to a Canadian to screw that upQuote:
Originally Posted by CFHI'll challenge that claim :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
The correct way to do this (pay close attention Canucks) is say "Andre, I declare shenanigans. Do you accept the shenanigans?"
I once gave someone a second chance.
I do 1000 crunches 3 days week.
how long does that take?Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
edited to add - I read that wrong :) I thought it said 3x a day lol
I can drink a 4 pint funnel of beer in seven seconds. And not vomit immediately afterwards.
If you can do 1000 crucnhes they are doing you no good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
I have been bummed twice. Anyone top that?
Mate I shit you not if you come to Darwin and enter the World drinking championships you will win it. You will get in the Guinness book of records.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Check it out. My mate won about 15 years ago drinking a Darwin stubby in just over a minute beating the German champion. You'd have that down in seconds (If you spun the liquid in the bottle that is ;)) Goes down without chugging then).
Come on down ...Rhun :cool:
I do about 6 different type of ab workouts for each part of my abs, i don't just do normal crunches. I do hanging leg raises, bicycle crunches, weight plate crunches, dumbbell side bends, ETC. And it all adds up to about 1000.Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanIf you can do 1000 crucnhes they are doing you no good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
I have been bummed twice. Anyone top that?
No way that would be far too time consuming LOL, it takes me about an hour and a bit i go at a moderate pace.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyhow long does that take?Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
edited to add - I read that wrong :) I thought it said 3x a day lol
Oh ok. In that case I will let you off. Good man.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICBI do about 6 different type of ab workouts for each part of my abs, i don't just do normal crunches. I do hanging leg raises, bicycle crunches, weight plate crunches, dumbbell side bends, ETC. And it all adds up to about 1000.Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanIf you can do 1000 crucnhes they are doing you no good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
I have been bummed twice. Anyone top that?
Can I call you Izzel Bizzle Cizzle?
When i was younger all i would do is just normal crunches, and i thought that would magically get me a sixpack. But i looked up on it and changed my routine all together, plus i added alot more cardio and i got there in the end and got a sixpack.Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanOh ok. In that case I will let you off. Good man.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICBI do about 6 different type of ab workouts for each part of my abs, i don't just do normal crunches. I do hanging leg raises, bicycle crunches, weight plate crunches, dumbbell side bends, ETC. And it all adds up to about 1000.Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanIf you can do 1000 crucnhes they are doing you no good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
I have been bummed twice. Anyone top that?
Can I call you Izzel Bizzle Cizzle?
Im no master of the universe but it gave me alot more confidence, and its nice just to be in good shape it makes you feel better about yourself.
Absolutely. I couldn't agree more. The only difference between me and you is that I DO feel that I'm master of the universe. But thats just me. It's a rare breed. Miles and me mostly. But in all seriousness its good you work your abs in multiple ways. I still want to call you Izzel Bizzle Cizzle.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICBWhen i was younger all i would do is just normal crunches, and i thought that would magically get me a sixpack. But i looked up on it and changed my routine all together, plus i added alot more cardio and i got there in the end and got a sixpack.Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanOh ok. In that case I will let you off. Good man.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICBI do about 6 different type of ab workouts for each part of my abs, i don't just do normal crunches. I do hanging leg raises, bicycle crunches, weight plate crunches, dumbbell side bends, ETC. And it all adds up to about 1000.Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanIf you can do 1000 crucnhes they are doing you no good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
I have been bummed twice. Anyone top that?
Can I call you Izzel Bizzle Cizzle?
Im no master of the universe but it gave me alot more confidence, and its nice just to be in good shape it makes you feel better about yourself.
I was only second fastest in my rugby club, so I seriously doubt that I'd win any world records! It's the pressure from the funnel that makes it go down so quickly, so most people that don't choke or cough and can open the gullet can do it fairly fast. Not like a yard of ale, which is really difficult and takes forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreMate I shit you not if you come to Darwin and enter the World drinking championships you will win it. You will get in the Guinness book of records.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Check it out. My mate won about 15 years ago drinking a Darwin stubby in just over a minute beating the German champion. You'd have that down in seconds (If you spun the liquid in the bottle that is ;)) Goes down without chugging then).
Come on down ...Rhun :cool:
Might fancy the challenge of the darwin stubby just over four pints i think, can you use a straw to help the flow, or is that against the rules?
I do a pint of beer in 2.8 seconds. It saves me from getting my bum/stomach slapped a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunI was only second fastest in my rugby club, so I seriously doubt that I'd win any world records! It's the pressure from the funnel that makes it go down so quickly, so most people that don't choke or cough and can open the gullet can do it fairly fast. Not like a yard of ale, which is really difficult and takes forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreMate I shit you not if you come to Darwin and enter the World drinking championships you will win it. You will get in the Guinness book of records.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Check it out. My mate won about 15 years ago drinking a Darwin stubby in just over a minute beating the German champion. You'd have that down in seconds (If you spun the liquid in the bottle that is ;)) Goes down without chugging then).
Come on down ...Rhun :cool:
Might fancy the challenge of the darwin stubby just over four pints i think, can you use a straw to help the flow, or is that against the rules?
In one month I had sex 48 times... Not necessairly everyday.
Have you met Steelie?:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanIf you can do 1000 crucnhes they are doing you no good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
I have been bummed twice. Anyone top that?
and I can't believe no one picked up on that..you're all far too busy having a homo-erotic flex off over each others abs. Nothing bent about that at all.
I think the majority of people will have been bummed more than they can do sit ups. Personally, both of mine are even, at 0 each.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyHave you met Steelie?:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by ryanmanIf you can do 1000 crucnhes they are doing you no good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICB
I have been bummed twice. Anyone top that?
and I can't believe no one picked up on that..you're all far too busy having a homo-erotic flex off over each others abs. Nothing bent about that at all.
Master has probably been bummed more
This is a good idea - we should commission this game
Commission a game where you bum Mark TKO in every hole in his body.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
my thread has taken a turn for the worst :-\
I'm gonna call out youngblood... As far as I know his Amature career eclipses mine... which would make trumping him in that category all the more sweeter... ;D
Fasted KO in a competitive bout, 9 seconds/one punch (I've factored the punches in too... simply to try and beat you in either less time or less punches thrown! Doubling my chances! :P)
:-XQuote:
Originally Posted by ICB
Start doing harder exercises then!