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What Guiness world record would you like to set?
I am pretty impressed with Peter Cooks attempt to make the world's longest snot trail. However, I think he goes a bit mad at the end by repeatedly kicking his wife in the cunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiTxl...eature=related
I would probably be in there with the world's oldest active mobile phone. It is a seventeenth century classic. I can't really do anything with it, but I can get a good 2 days from it fresh off being fully charged up. It can even send messages, pretty funky device. Though quite ancient.
So if you could set any world record what would it be and why?
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...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated
;D
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I would like to set the record for being the fussiest eater on the planet. Nobody can compare to me in terms of diet limitation. I hate about 96% of all edible food items. That is my record.
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The most amount of time with Britney's cleft on my face :cool:
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Anything regarding sport or physical fitness.
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World record for tolerance.
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Re: What Guiness world record would you like to set?
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El Kabong
:scratchchin:
...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated
;D
When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...
I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying??? Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.
Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.
I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.
That would work better for you I think.
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Bilbo
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Originally Posted by
El Kabong
:scratchchin:
...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated
;D
When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...
I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying??? Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.
Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.
I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.
That would work better for you I think.
Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. I;ll kill miles if needed. bye for now. Kiss kiss.
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ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Bilbo
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Originally Posted by
El Kabong
:scratchchin:
...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated
;D
When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...
I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying??? Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.
Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.
I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.
That would work better for you I think.
Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. I;ll kill miles if needed. bye for now. Kiss kiss.
I think I might be be about to make an entry on Miles's 'Has anyone become obsessed with you?' thread.
I'll bear in mind the assassination offer though. Nice to have something to fall back on in case his anonymous benefactor starts showering him with clicks again.
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Bilbo
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Originally Posted by
ryanman
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Originally Posted by
Bilbo
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Originally Posted by
El Kabong
:scratchchin:
...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated
;D
When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...
I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying??? Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.
Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.
I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.
That would work better for you I think.
Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. I;ll kill miles if needed. bye for now. Kiss kiss.
I think I might be be about to make an entry on Miles's 'Has anyone become obsessed with you?' thread.
I'll bear in mind the assassination offer though. Nice to have something to fall back on in case his anonymous benefactor starts showering him with clicks again.
Thnaks Bulbo. Ficuk. I meant Bilbo but im not going back to change it now. Did that sentence ok thoushg. I will cool lcik you. with my work ethich you should catch him by 2022.
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Re: What Guiness world record would you like to set?
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Dark Lord Al
World record for tolerance.
And a boot up the clacker of the first person who disputes it.
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ryanman
Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. stuffering stuffs and hickity boo etc......Kiss kiss.
;D
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Youngblood
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ryanman
Bilbo. I'm dunk. Out of real life dfriends., So I love you. always do. stuffering stuffs and hickity boo etc......Kiss kiss.
;D
Hello Yizzle Bizzzle. Hello.
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I would like the record for youngest supreme court justice.
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Originally Posted by
Bilbo
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Originally Posted by
El Kabong
:scratchchin:
...I'll go with, I'd like to set the Guinness World Record for number of Super Models impregnated
;D
When you think this one through its actually pretty weird...
I mean, you want to fuck hot women and be recognised for it, that's a lofty goal, I accept that, but why limit yourself firstly, to just supermodels? There aren't actually that many genuine supermodels, and most are very skinny, even by my standards. SEcondly why would you want each one to give you a child? Do you have any idea of the maintainence you would be paying??? Right now old washed up Helena Christianson is claiming some ridiculous monthly child maintainence from her estranged (now remarriwd) lover. She wants him to pay for nannies, all of her beauty treatments and products etc running into 10's of thousands a month. Sure you get to fucki these girls, but the kids will just suck all your income and bleed you dry.
Nobody is more money scheming and shallow than a super model.
I'd lesson it to 'have sex with' and expand the base to include 'all fit, famous women'.
That would work better for you I think.
#1 I've always wanted a big family #2 you can't get blood from a stone/turnip however that goes.
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Cum 100x in 1 night.
You think Pac would really spend a night with you?
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I don't know about Guinness world records but I'm already in training to break Wayne's saddoboxing.com world record for strangest goodbye thread. It may be years from now but it will be great.
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OumaFan
I don't know about Guinness world records but I'm already in training to break Wayne's saddoboxing.com world record for strangest goodbye thread. It may be years from now but it will be great.
First off who the fuck is Wayne? And secondly where is this thread you speak of?
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I've no idea who Wayne is and feel threatened by him.
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Still where's the goodbye thread that is better than my own? :mad:
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I don't have any recollection of yours.
I am aiming much higher, to say the least.
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miles
Still where's the goodbye thread that is better than my own? :mad:
Miles: the only poster to be equally offended by sad clicks and cool clicks and threaten to leave for both :vd:
...I still don't remember Wayne and I tried to check his post and now all it says is "ll"
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He was killface. He changed his name to Wayne for his goodbye post.
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OumaFan
I'm surprised I missed that thread, but a number of things are funny about it....
1. Bilbo's frivolous conspiracy theories about who Wayne actually was and how he had seemingly achieved so much without Bilbo ever noticing him...
2. Miles (in the other thread) instant like of Wayne because Bilbo didn't know who he was (but now miles is scared of him) and most importantly
3. Whenever 'Wayne' is brought up the immediate reply is "Who the fuck is Wayne"
That's funny to me
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OumaFan
He was killface. He changed his name to Wayne for his goodbye post.
We need the goodbye post reposted! All we have are accounts of about how strange it was.
Mods, get modulating!!!
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there's a link to it there in the who the fuck is wayne thread.
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OumaFan
there's a link to it there in the who the fuck is wayne thread.
Yes but as I mentioned "Wayne" (whoever the fuck that is) has edited that post to where it reads "ll" and so we'll never see the original post unless somebody does something....if there is anything to do.
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Or he could have just meant "here's to you too." :confused:
Part of the greatness is how vague and bizarre it is.
I don't know how to see what people wrote in their posts before they edited. And frankly I'm not sure people would want us to be checking out what they edited :-\
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....One of life's mysteries like Stonehenge, the heads at Easter Island, and Bilbo
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Wonder what the record is for watching porn non-stop?
