Macaulay Culkin is 31 years old today - fucking hell I feel old !

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Fuck me sideways.

I am officially old now. I cannot believe he is 31.

I also cannot believe his entire working life lasted between the ages 8-10 and that was it. :rolleyes:

If Michael Jackson was alive he would be gutted Culkin was a grown man.

Same age as me, impending middle age then the eventual rot that sets through until inevitable death.

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

If Michael Jackson was alive he would be gutted Culkin was a grown man.

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He was never the same after Jackson left his bullet looking like a japanese flag!

I have never watched the Home Alone films.

This is your funniest joke yet! :cool:

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

This is your funniest joke yet! :cool:

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Unfortunately i do not think he was joking.

You know what shocked me? Kinda daft really but Home Alone was on the other day and I genuinely was shocked how infantile the older brother looks now!

That and how i can now relate more to the two crooks than I can the kids.

Next it'll be the creepy old wellington boots man :/

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

You know what shocked me? Kinda daft really but Home Alone was on the other day and I genuinely was shocked how infantile the older brother looks now!

That and how i can now relate more to the two crooks than I can the kids.

Next it'll be the creepy old wellington boots man :/

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Andre???

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

You know what shocked me? Kinda daft really but Home Alone was on the other day and I genuinely was shocked how infantile the older brother looks now!

That and how i can now relate more to the two crooks than I can the kids.

Next it'll be the creepy old wellington boots man :/

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Andre???

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;D I think I'm already on that road bro...

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If Michael Jackson was alive he would be gutted Culkin was a grown man.

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Which is probably why Mark TKO is so disappointed.

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You young people are so funny. ;D

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You young people are so funny. ;D

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Who was the person that made you realise you were old, Bob Hope?

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You young people are so funny. ;D

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Who was the person that made you realise you were old, Bob Hope?

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Who said I was that old?

Not the grandchildren or the great grandchildren. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Ghost

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You young people are so funny. ;D

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Who was the person that made you realise you were old, Bob Hope?

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He stopped fancying younger girls round about the time Elizabeth Taylor died ;D