What do you call a man with an elastic band for a toe........?
Roberto :-X
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What do you call a man with an elastic band for a toe........?
Roberto :-X
Cool new shit joke thread...;D
Not got any at present but i did feint face first into my Curry last week when i heard REM had Split
That's me in the Korma
that really hurts..............sometimesQuote:
Originally Posted by smashup
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
What !?!? :bat: thats one of the best jokes I have ever told :tom:Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
Mattyhitman neg repped me and called me a loser earlier. Great thread too, mate! :rolleyes:
You would never catch me starting threads like this nor instigating neg rep.
Wanker.
What ya talking about ya fool, I wouldnt know how, or ever want to neg rep someone, get a life :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Explain this to me please!
Did I say wanker? I meant typical Englishman. And now I am raging....
But I do apologise.
It was another guy with the name Matt. There are too many of you.
I got you mixed up, I will go for his jugular.
No, sorry about that. I am just saying things that I think are funny and I get these people calling me a loser and being mean to me. And then I have Bilbo waiting on the sidelines awaiting his perfomance and so when I get criticism I sometimes overreact. I actually care, probably my biggest character weakness.
LOL, apology accepted ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I was wandering why i got a rep with a red marker next to it from you, asking if i liked mma?!, thought it was rather random :-\
Mattboxingfan it will be no doubt, he can be quite obnoxious !
I feel really bad about this actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanLOL, apology accepted ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I was wandering why i got a rep with a red marker next to it from you, asking if i liked mma?!, thought it was rather random :-\
Mattboxingfan it will be no doubt, he can be quite obnoxious !
I want to be reasonable with everyone, but that fucker out of the blue neg repped me and called me a loser and I had no idea why. I mean at least Ruthless Rocco could justify himself. Or Bilbo too. But I'm sure these guys know the lines I am pulling. For someone to really dislike me that much. Oh well.
I will get him back. The cunt.
What does Wolverine dress up as on Christmas day?
Santa Claws.
(I made that up myself) :)
Q : What does Master dress up as 365 days a year ?
A : A prick
That s one of your better jokes, which shows how crap your other jokes are. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
These jokes really belong in the Hidden Boards ........... good thinking. ;D
I guess I am just retired. I have no regrets.
I was just involved in a locked thread, it wasn't that bad. Just that a Mod, became god. I don't care.
I will always be me.
I read that thread. It was simply about respecting the dead nothing else, no arm flexing nothing but old fashioned 'respect the dead until they are in the ground' then open your own thread and fire away ,but dont pen anything while the funeral or the obituaries are still in print; Its just the Gentlemanly thing to abide by, nothing else.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Once hes in the ground or turned to smoke X will be sure to come in with a worm in the apple joke :-X whoops..