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Another reality show hit's our screens, and another one the missus like's to watch :(
Having been forced to endure this on Sunday night and again on monday, im actually coming around to it, if only for the eye candy Jessica-Jane brings to the show :lickish:
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anyone else watching this thats wants to admit to it ;D
Fatima to win
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Thats a scary likeness !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
People that watch reality shows tend to have low iqs, it's been scientifically proven.
what's an iqs like ?Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
My wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbred a few years ago. She went mental!
She was screaming, throwing stuff around the room.
"it's not what it looks like" I pleaded
"what the fuck is it then?" she screamed
I replied, "a women"
Jessica Jane has also done playboy in the past and countless men's mags. Well worth a look.
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
;D
She was a nasty woman on last nights episode, not suprising she got chose to do the next trial.
fake tits.
but her cocks real.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
We still talking about Fatima?
Really? I would imagine that it is likely true, but what research have you taken this from? Just curious as I think it sounds interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Anyway, as a self confessed genius and tortured poet I most definitely do not watch reality TV shows. In fact I have an aversion to most television.
Most of it is fluff.
:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesReally? .Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Well, I would assume that people who watch reality shows are most likely to be sofa dwelling, overweight, numbskulls who read Heat magazine. I could be wrong, but knowing the demographics of the UK I am most likely correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesReally? .Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Now all I am asking for is a little bit of scientific evidence as my assumptions could very well be very correct.
As a self proclaimed intellect Miles you should be aware that assumption is the mutha of all fcukups, it simply make an ass out of u and me ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by milesWell, I would assume that people who watch reality shows are most likely to be sofa dwelling, overweight, numbskulls who read Heat magazine. I could be wrong, but knowing the demographics of the UK I am most likely correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesReally? .Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Now all I am asking for is a little bit of scientific evidence as my assumptions could very well be very correct.
I am only an intellect of the areas that I profess to know. There is much that is blank for me and so assumptions are the only way to make light of incredibly murky areas such as reality TV.Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanAs a self proclaimed intellect Miles you should be aware that assumption is the mutha of all fcukups, it simply make an ass out of u and me ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by milesWell, I would assume that people who watch reality shows are most likely to be sofa dwelling, overweight, numbskulls who read Heat magazine. I could be wrong, but knowing the demographics of the UK I am most likely correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesReally? .Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Now all I am asking for is a little bit of scientific evidence as my assumptions could very well be very correct.
I don't mind saying silly things sometimes anyway, but I don't see what I have said that is silly here. Research has been done into the relationship between texting and attention spans, so it is natural to assume that some kind of study had been conducted into the relationship between intellect and TV type. Colleges are out of ideas, they will fund anything new.
I don't claim to read every scientific journal nor know everything and so when I hang out on here I assume things and make my views known. It isn't always fact. I was just asking for facts here really.
Miles that is nonsense. I will not stand here and allow you to insult Fluff any longer.Quote:
Most of it is fluff
Fluff is probably a person on this show that barbecues cockroaches, sucks her thumb and say 'fuck' a lot. Most likely had 4 top 20 hits a decade ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Why people need to watch it is beyond me. It is very dumb and can only describe the demographic of people feeling a need to watch it.
I dont recall saying you said anything silly, more astounded that you took bulldog serious with his quote :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesQuote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanAs a self proclaimed intellect Miles you should be aware that assumption is the mutha of all fcukups, it simply make an ass out of u and me ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by milesWell, I would assume that people who watch reality shows are most likely to be sofa dwelling, overweight, numbskulls who read Heat magazine. I could be wrong, but knowing the demographics of the UK I am most likely correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesReally? .Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Now all I am asking for is a little bit of scientific evidence as my assumptions could very well be very correct.
I don't mind saying silly things sometimes anyway, but I don't see what I have said that is silly here.
Have you noticed the headlines in the popular media lately? What do you make of this?Quote:
Originally Posted by milesFluff is probably a person on this show that barbecues cockroaches, sucks her thumb and say 'fuck' a lot. Most likely had 4 top 20 hits a decade ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Why people need to watch it is beyond me. It is very dumb and can only describe the demographic of people feeling a need to watch it.
1. "Wildly Funny Umpire's Gesture"
2. "Tennis Star's Ugly Comment"
3. "Celeb's Dirty Secret"
4. "Worst Thing to Say to your Boss"
5. "Two Things Your Wife will Never Tell You----Ever!", etc
WTF is going on here? These headlines play to people's morbid, perverted insecurities in a vicarious sort of way. This tells me the human species is very close to extinction.
Do you know how many scientific journals are out there? How many newspaper rags that pick up on scientific tittle tattle? It is a potential means of research really and I would imagine that my assumptions would be correct, but clearly those would only be hypothetical assumptions. You would need accurate tools and samples to either substantiate or debunk those brilliant deductions.Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanI dont recall saying you said anything silly, more astounded that you took bulldog serious with his quote :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesQuote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanAs a self proclaimed intellect Miles you should be aware that assumption is the mutha of all fcukups, it simply make an ass out of u and me ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by milesWell, I would assume that people who watch reality shows are most likely to be sofa dwelling, overweight, numbskulls who read Heat magazine. I could be wrong, but knowing the demographics of the UK I am most likely correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman:vd:Quote:
Originally Posted by milesReally? .Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Now all I am asking for is a little bit of scientific evidence as my assumptions could very well be very correct.
I don't mind saying silly things sometimes anyway, but I don't see what I have said that is silly here.
What do I make of it?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustHave you noticed the headlines in the popular media lately? What do you make of this?Quote:
Originally Posted by milesFluff is probably a person on this show that barbecues cockroaches, sucks her thumb and say 'fuck' a lot. Most likely had 4 top 20 hits a decade ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Why people need to watch it is beyond me. It is very dumb and can only describe the demographic of people feeling a need to watch it.
1. "Wildly Funny Umpire's Gesture"
2. "Tennis Star's Ugly Comment"
3. "Celeb's Dirty Secret"
4. "Worst Thing to Say to your Boss"
5. "Two Things Your Wife will Never Tell You----Ever!", etc
WTF is going on here? These headlines play to people's morbid, perverted insecurities in a vicarious sort of way. This tells me the human species is very close to extinction.
It tells me that people are incredibly stupid and they enjoy nothing more than watching animals in a cage and that is what these programmes are. It is to give incredibly lazy, stupid people something to gloat about after finishing 9 hours doing a job that they know is worthless. What can make you feel better? Watching others suffer even more....
That is reality TV.
Miles, just for me, have a go and watch it, also try x-factor you'll love that show ;)
No, I hate them all. But if you want to indulge then fair enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman
I don't like watching pointless people with no skills be evaluated by other people with no skills and then be able to sell records.
It just highlights the shame for what it is.
shame on homo sapiens
a bunch of fucking APE-iens
not a shred of elegance
nor a smidgeon of intelligence;
smiling babbling simpleton asses
men and boys, battle-axes and lasses
diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain
driving us erudite abstruse esoterics insane;
pierce their skulls and throw them in the corner--
and their guts sucked out by the mediocre coroner.
:poke: go on...... have a goQuote:
Originally Posted by milesNo, I hate them all. But if you want to indulge then fair enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman
I don't like watching pointless people with no skills be evaluated by other people with no skills and then be able to sell records.
It just highlights the shame for what it is.
I dont like to indulge, I see it as a trade off with the missus, I let the fat lazy dumb bitch watch it and I get sexual favours :fking:
;D
It's a good job you don't suffer from vertigo.Quote:
Originally Posted by milesWhat do I make of it?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustHave you noticed the headlines in the popular media lately? What do you make of this?Quote:
Originally Posted by milesFluff is probably a person on this show that barbecues cockroaches, sucks her thumb and say 'fuck' a lot. Most likely had 4 top 20 hits a decade ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Why people need to watch it is beyond me. It is very dumb and can only describe the demographic of people feeling a need to watch it.
1. "Wildly Funny Umpire's Gesture"
2. "Tennis Star's Ugly Comment"
3. "Celeb's Dirty Secret"
4. "Worst Thing to Say to your Boss"
5. "Two Things Your Wife will Never Tell You----Ever!", etc
WTF is going on here? These headlines play to people's morbid, perverted insecurities in a vicarious sort of way. This tells me the human species is very close to extinction.
It tells me that people are incredibly stupid and they enjoy nothing more than watching animals in a cage and that is what these programmes are. It is to give incredibly lazy, stupid people something to gloat about after finishing 9 hours doing a job that they know is worthless. What can make you feel better? Watching others suffer even more....
That is reality TV.
My little sister is a sociology major, she has all this data with academic scientific journals. I should correct myself and say the people that watch these reality shows have a lower IQ than the population's mean of 100. Usually around 80-95. I wouldn't say it causes low IQ but that people that watch it has LOWER IQs than the mean of 100. It said something that people with lower IQ than the mean of 100 tend to engage in non-intellectual activity more and watching reality tv shows was one of them. I remember it was in some issue of Social Psychology. I'll try to find it and post it.Quote:
Originally Posted by milesReally? I would imagine that it is likely true, but what research have you taken this from? Just curious as I think it sounds interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldog
Anyway, as a self confessed genius and tortured poet I most definitely do not watch reality TV shows. In fact I have an aversion to most television.
Most of it is fluff.
Pretty interesting huh?
dittoQuote:
Originally Posted by Mark TKO
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...starsky226.jpg
loving the show i think freddy starr might have had it in the bag... Ali spent most of his time with freddy when he visited the UK after meeting him on the parky chat show always remember watching this as a kid....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nI_5AoHvc
Didnt you start a thread titled whats your favourite video game?Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Video games has been proven to be beneficial in terms of improving hand-eye coordination in kids and stimulating the brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisDidnt you start a thread titled whats your favourite video game?Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Whats your point?Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldogVideo games has been proven to be beneficial in terms of improving hand-eye coordination in kids and stimulating the brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisDidnt you start a thread titled whats your favourite video game?Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
It's much better and beneficial than reality tv shows.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisWhats your point?Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldogVideo games has been proven to be beneficial in terms of improving hand-eye coordination in kids and stimulating the brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisDidnt you start a thread titled whats your favourite video game?Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Is it? Does your sister have any data on the benefits of switching your brain off for an hour and watching a trashy TV show?Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldogIt's much better and beneficial than reality tv shows.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisWhats your point?Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldogVideo games has been proven to be beneficial in terms of improving hand-eye coordination in kids and stimulating the brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisDidnt you start a thread titled whats your favourite video game?Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
When you say its much better and beneficial, you actually mean its better right?
Both.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisIs it? Does your sister have any data on the benefits of switching your brain off for an hour and watching a trashy TV show?Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldogIt's much better and beneficial than reality tv shows.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisWhats your point?Quote:
Originally Posted by generalbulldogVideo games has been proven to be beneficial in terms of improving hand-eye coordination in kids and stimulating the brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by MemphisDidnt you start a thread titled whats your favourite video game?Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
When you say its much better and beneficial, you actually mean its better right?
A good game is obviously quite superior to "I'm a washed up old git, watch me suffer". Games offer a level of interaction and have plotlines and stories. Or if not with a story at least offer mental stimulation in the way of interaction such as the Fight Night games.
Much better than watching dumb people doing dumb things with no degree of interaction or thought. Reality TV is utter nonsense.
Grown men sitting alone playing video games for 'interaction and mental stimulation' is good, but a family chilling out for an hour, disengaging the brain and watching some z listers make fools of themselves is bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
Im sorry Miles, I'd rather interact with real people watching daft people do daft things than sit alone staring at a video game for entertainment.
And I dont even watch Im a celeb.
are you mental its great.... pay no attention to miles I think they only show power rangers and takeshi's castle on a loop over there so gaming is his only outlet ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
its a bit like the ugly guy claiming why he would never go out with the stunner in the pub because she is wearing too much make up ;)
Missed it last night, was over our brothers last night mentally stimulating my mind by playing the PS3 ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Saddoare you mental its great.... pay no attention to miles I think they only show power rangers and takeshi's castle on a loop over there so gaming is his only outlet ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
its a bit like the ugly guy claiming why he would never go out with the stunner in the pub because she is wearing too much make up ;)
Anything exciting happened? Did Fat's punch anyone :jabbing:
Miles you are so fucking righteous some times, sitting up there on your high horse casting generalisations. You know I love your rants, but you can't simply say that because someone watches shit TV they are stupid!
Don't be blinkered opinionated
Fatima won the bush tucker trial and the camps merged Sanita spent the night stood up in the cave and Jimmy G Pat Sharp tried to get her to take her clothes off to bloke the cockroaches from getting into the cave and Willy and Stephanie went into the dunny together and the mic picked up sex noises :o:o:oQuote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanMissed it last night, was over our brothers last night mentally stimulating my mind by playing the PS3 ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Saddoare you mental its great.... pay no attention to miles I think they only show power rangers and takeshi's castle on a loop over there so gaming is his only outlet ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
its a bit like the ugly guy claiming why he would never go out with the stunner in the pub because she is wearing too much make up ;)
Anything exciting happened? Did Fat's punch anyone :jabbing: