To stealan idea from Mars post, "What will be your last words"?

Mine, probably :-\ Thanks for everything.

Thanks for everything? You aren't likely to a nice forewarning and a countdown.

It will probably something related to your manner of death such as 'what shall I start the engine now? or 'who is that running down the hill like a mad man?'

I fully expect my last words to be something profound like 'whoops!' or 'Oh didn't mean to do that...'

I will probably say "Bloody orthodox Jews" or "Obama's a bastard war criminal" or something of that ilk. Probably a heart attack thereafter.

It would be great to go out making a great speech telling the yearning masses how all I wanted to do was open a few eyes and make the world a better place. Little children would be crying and mothers and fathers would be standing around solemn faced and a group of Palestinians would be in the corner knowing I always stood by them and maybe a couple of rednecks in the corner spitting and snarling because I dared to insult their motherland.

And then my final breath as it is all gone and then peace at last.

"Fuck me, a BUS!!"

If I'm dying with an audience, e.g- on my death bed surrounded by family and friends, then my last words will be:

"20 years ago I won a lot of money, a couple of million in fact, I kept it secret and burried all of the cash in a box, the box is hidden in...."

"Your going with me cock sucker"

Probably "Fuck you nigga!!!"

Hopefully "Suck it real good!"

"unleash the virus"

Earn your own god damn money, ive left mine to the cats ;D now fuck off .

"Shit Happens"

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"Great blow job.." ;)

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You shouldn't speak whilst giving a blowjob.

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Or comment on your own work, you sound vain and gay. :)

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"Great blow job.." ;)

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You shouldn't speak whilst giving a blowjob.

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Or comment on your own work, you sound vain and gay. :)

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What kind of oddball openly fantasises about being mouth fucked to death anyway? It's definitely one of the weirdest posts ever on this board.

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Or comment on your own work, you sound vain and gay. :)

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What kind of oddball openly fantasises about being mouth fucked to death anyway? It's definitely one of the weirdest posts ever on this board.

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I don'T want to sound mean but some of your open fantasies are just as weird (including the one where you said you like to pretend the girl you shag is related to you).

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Or comment on your own work, you sound vain and gay. :)

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What kind of oddball openly fantasises about being mouth fucked to death anyway? It's definitely one of the weirdest posts ever on this board.

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I don'T want to sound mean but some of your open fantasies are just as weird (including the one where you said you like to pretend the girl you shag is related to you).

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I am something of an outlier when it comes to sexuality it's true.

Still death by drowning whilst swallowing a massive load is certainly not how I would want to go.

Still its a free world and if that is Mar's desire then so be it I guess.

" don't point that fucker at me, she told me she was single..."

or " Release the Cracken"

I'm sacred. I don't wanna die. Why is this happening? I'm sorry.

"The horror, the horror" would be quite fitting too.

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"The horror, the horror" would be quite fitting too.

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your last words will be the same as Greenbeanz, 'Oh shit, you are real!'

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"The horror, the horror" would be quite fitting too.

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your last words will be the same as Greenbeanz, 'Oh shit, you are real!'

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No, before I die I shall utter a few words, but then after death I am quite certain that there are no more words. I shall exist in the memory of others and once they are dead, I'm done.

There is no afterlife and I think that is part of the power of 'the horror'. This existence with its killing, lies and deception is soul wilting. An intelligent, thinking man should never be reduced to an amoral philosopher. It makes someone like Chomsky look beyond human.

There is more evidence to support the existence of Chomsky rather than God and so we should really follow him a lot more.

Actually it probably may be worth Miles to pretend to die and listen to your friends and relatives say what they really think of you. :)

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True, but I don't think I would hear anything new. Certain people would love me an awful lot. Others, less so. It wouldn't matter at that stage.

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True, but I don't think I would hear anything new. Certain people would love me an awful lot. Others, less so. It wouldn't matter at that stage.

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You may or may not be pleasantly surprised mate.

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True, but I don't think I would hear anything new. Certain people would love me an awful lot. Others, less so. It wouldn't matter at that stage.

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You may or may not be pleasantly surprised mate.

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I know who respects me and I know my naysayers too. There are no real shocks.

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True, but I don't think I would hear anything new. Certain people would love me an awful lot. Others, less so. It wouldn't matter at that stage.

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You may or may not be pleasantly surprised mate.

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Good for you.:cool:

Its great really not giving one about anyone,life is as free as it gets at that stage.

The older you get the more you smile inside when people don't see any other side to a point, or be just rude or ignorant any reason. Their mia or even just their silence is a true blessing to you. :cool:

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True, but I don't think I would hear anything new. Certain people would love me an awful lot. Others, less so. It wouldn't matter at that stage.

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You may or may not be pleasantly surprised mate.

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I know who respects me and I know my naysayers too. There are no real shocks.

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Good for you.:cool:

Its great really not giving one about anyone,life is as free as it gets at that stage.

The older you get the more you smile inside when people don't see any other side to a point, or be just rude or ignorant any reason. Their mia or even just their silence is a true blessing to you. :cool:

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Right on. I call it the mallard duck effect, its just minor sprinkles off the back when I'm too busy getting soaked jumping in the pond.

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"The horror, the horror" would be quite fitting too.

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your last words will be the same as Greenbeanz, 'Oh shit, you are real!'

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If there is such a thing as God then all things point to him being a God of Love, if this is the case then why would Miles or Myself be afraid on encountering such a deity? Is he so jealous that a mere humans failing to believe in him would engender his displeasure? If not then I have a lot of questions for him.