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What would you do if you were the only man on earth with all the females that you have at your disposal.
You will be considered to be so special and precious that they would look after your every need.
Your sperm will be worth more than gold because you would be obligated to populate the planet.
:)
Shoot myself.
That many women complaining day in and day out.
All the "Honey-Do" list.
Hmm, imagine all the moaning youd ave to put up with
And bird boxing is shit
Kat Dennings, Anne Hathaway, Cobie Smulders....
And being the ONLY man, all the women would have to look their absolute best for you.....oh and imagine the cat fights for your affection.
Very nice
I can just about manage the one I got, but I would give it a go for mankind it's a dirty job but put meQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
top of the list.;)
For those of you who don't know of Kat Dennings
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploa...ge-450x600.jpg
SHAZAM!
Oh and for good measure Christina Hendricks!
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/im...21411-xlg.jpeg
I swear if they ever so much as said "Hello" as they walked past me I would probably pass out
Then there is Cobie Smulders
http://www.apedonkey.com/wp-content/...lders-1853.jpg
....another reason to believe in God
If they walked past and turned around quickly they would probably knock you out. All four of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
the argument against
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Originally Posted by Greenbeanzhttp://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...-bikinis-1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
the argument against
Imagine that. I would tell them I am infertile and gay. The first part wouldn't be a lie, and would really let me down if I was left with the hot girls. I'd just have to lie again and convince them that God has closed up their wombs and left them barren.
What would I do? I would probably build a big cage and put them all inside and let them die. Then the earth would truly be in its more natural state and the rest of nature could just get on with its own thing whilst I wait it out. I would walk about and maybe eat some bananas and try to make a fire.
I am ;D:excited: just doing my CV hope you don't have to work a week in hand.:spunk:
What? And I suppose all the women are just going to walk into this cage that you have built before learning how to make fire? Personally I would ask them to form an orderly queue and then start an enjoyable series of auditions that would include the creative use of bananas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
Hands on hips, checks the surroundings, " Woah well this is one mother f of a kitchen!"
1st thıng ı do ıs gather a group of about 10 chınese, 10 korean, 10 domınıcans, 10 west afrıcans, 10 colombıans, 10 ındıans, and maybe 10 or 11 phılıpınas......
and get busy makıng sure all those ethnıcıtıes survıve! ;D oh what fun! Master has just opened up a topıc that wıll now dıstract me for several days.
Ha ha, you can tell what the demographics of this website are.
You're all really kidding yourselves ..... in that scenario, you would be kept in a cage (or a Matrix like pod) and have your sperm removed directly from your bollocks with needles for them to use widely as artificial insemination.
Women in general do not get alongQuote:
Originally Posted by X
We would be kidnapped by the Lesbian Liberation Front and cut up into pieces.Quote:
Originally Posted by X
You probably are right but we can dream.
Ow! that smites:cwm3:Quote:
Originally Posted by X
I would take great pleasure fromtelling the real hot chics who are really up tehmselves to piss off , and I would prbably screw an ugly one just to start fight....( in mud of course)
I am awaiting new's about this Job suitcase packed and 25 gallon's of baby oil.:happy0931sb4:;D
25 gallon's ?? You only staying in the job a week !Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
It's a start .;DQuote:
Originally Posted by jamiebhoy25 gallon's ?? You only staying in the job a week !Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
As I waiting to take up my post, I am training hard it involver's Si ting round doing fuck all, and drinking
large mount's of beer,I my have to slow down a bit as I don't want to burn myself out.;D
If I was the only man on earth, I'd be the biggest asshole alive.
I would treat all women like shit, and not have sex with any of them.
:lol:
Just a update my training is going well, but I feel I am missing something I am lacking that edge,Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
can any of you give me some tip's.;D
So there is no change there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiac
Precisely. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSo there is no change there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiac
That would be like that old Star Trek episode come to life. Honestly part of me would be awaiting the inevitable lesbian uprising as so many women in need go unsatisfied...they would turn ala the zombie hoard and snuff me out for the power trip alone. Think about it.
Secondly, though I'd plant my seed it would be two fold knowing all offspring to come would be as fucked up as I am ;D Dude it would be one big inbred cesspool :o
I'd imagine it to be a bit like this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjio-F47IfM