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Why do people knock your door,double glazing sale's men I got double glazing, better ware plastic kitchen rubbish, and the fucking Avon lady, some one do I want to sponsor a child no thank's got 2 already.Last but not lest a fucking Jehovah's witness.
Some week's holiday as they say no peace for the wicked.!;D
That's what you get for being home during the day.
It's much safer in work!
You are right, I must be in a good mood this week because I was nice to them.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
Congratulations on joining the brotherhood of Jehovah's! :D
Praise be the lord I have seen the light, or not.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
One of the top reasons to own a dog. I always allow him to answer the door first, and then pretend like I can't hold him back ;D
I always intend on telling the Jehova's Witnesses that I worship the devil, but I'm always too nice to do it...and a little afraid that they might bring all their friends for a daily prayer and exorcism session :-\
One time someone canvassing my neighborhood trying to get people to vote for Democrats knocked on my door.....you would have thought all Hell would have ensued and that they would have left in tears scurrying away from the hounds I had just released, but actually the girl doing this was very hot and so allowed her to spew her bullshit about "Man Made Global Warming" without laughing in her face.
The Jehovah's Witnesses on the other hand are horrible...#1 none of them look remotely good & #2 What do they offer? A spot in Heaven...but at what cost? No celebrating of ANY kind, no birthdays, no halloween, no Christmas, no Santa Claus....they apparently think they'll get all the misery they can out of life and then in the afterlife they'll be rewarded with I don't know, candy or something...horrible bastards!
The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!
Make's two of us.:lhdevil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mo Frazier
Sexy neighbours you lucky git, all my neighbours put the U in ugly.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Not all neighbors are created equal...luck of the draw man
I would not wany Ron Price knocking at my door :cool:
Had a good laugh at this ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
By the way, I must inquire...what is the origin of that .gif in your signature? If it's a pornography, I'd quite enjoy watching. Link? :D
Would you swap me 3 ugly neighbours,for one sexy one.:yay2:;DQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
We used to live around the corner from the Jehovah hub, we had them knock a couple times a week.
In the end, my mrs of all people, she wrote a sign and stuck it to the door which read:
"we worship the devil, so if you are religious you have no chance so please don't even bother"
Didn't get any after that
Jws, are a pretty harmless bunch feel sorry for their offspring though I always chat to their kids at the door and ignore the elders as much as possible.
Mormons are funny looking ... :cool::cool: "hellooo we have the exact same tyre pressure in our push bikes".
Jws are a boring bunch fucking doom and gloom, waiting for the end of the world looking forward to it,Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
what a mad thing to want,because they are going to be saved from what.
I much prefer talking to the Avon lady, she only want's you to smell nice.;D
Andre you keep saying this stuff and it simply is not true, survivors from The Mormons and the JW's will attest to as much. That's what they want everyone to think, it is part of their modus operandi and you are propagating the myth that their organisations are harmless when they are not. I am not going to verbally chastise you because I respect you and I respect my Elders like Jehovah and Joseph Smith told me to, but really they ain't harmless.:-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
I remember way back we actually invited them once during the summer in Cali. All stoned out of our minds, having this huge over the top squinty eyed interest with the stereo blaring in the den. But damed of they didn't keep it straight and made small talk ;D I can't recall a thing they said but determined folks right there.
Amen to that my missis Avon Lady is lush and well worth not surviving the end of the world for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoJws are a boring bunch fucking doom and gloom, waiting for the end of the world looking forward to it,Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
what a mad thing to want,because they are going to be saved from what.
I much prefer talking to the Avon lady, she only want's you to smell nice.;D
I do feel obliged to ask this Lyle...do you not have a footpath or driveway to get to your door? If you do, and these people are still walking over your lawn, then fuck the dogs get out the shotgun. This can also help to make sexy neighbours more compliant to your wishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
This bring me to the conclusion people, that knock your door only want your money or for you to join a
cult.:OhNo: Fuck it I am going out Lyle, for a cup of sugar :yay2: wish me luck.;D
Well now I live in a condo so its hardly a problem anymore for me. My parents however always get the Jehovah's Witnesses...my dog comes in handy for them very often.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunI do feel obliged to ask this Lyle...do you not have a footpath or driveway to get to your door? If you do, and these people are still walking over your lawn, then fuck the dogs get out the shotgun. This can also help to make sexy neighbours more compliant to your wishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
I hate people knocking on my door and they are always Christians. I am tempted to buy a baseball bat and just open the door and scare them like never before, but knowing my luck it will be the delivery guy.
JW's (Or maybe Christians? :confused:) just knocked on the door so I woke my friend up and told him someone was here for him. He went to the door looking so tired and angry that they said they'd come back at a better time ;D
If I knocked on their door it would be frowned upon. I'm tempted to indulge in my fantasy of opening a door with a baseball bat. I will do it.
A few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!
You have always striked me as a Vinny Jones type of thug.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunA few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!
I can also do a tutorial on CPR...Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou have always striked me as a Vinny Jones type of thug.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunA few years ago I moved into a new flat, and had only been there a few hours when my neighbour came round to introduce themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
I was in the process of breaking down an old kitchen unit, which I was doing with a baseball bat. I had also played rugby the week before, and had a nasty black eye and a few grazes on my face. When I answered the door with a bashed up face and bat in hand the look on their face was priceless!
For this you'll need a geezer who's not breathing. Here's one I prepared earlier.
How about a nice sign on the door, if you are bring :welcomesign: if you are wanting :fyou:;D
I have no idea. What do they do aside from collect a fair wicket from their followers and brainwash their children?Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzAndre you keep saying this stuff and it simply is not true, survivors from The Mormons and the JW's will attest to as much. That's what they want everyone to think, it is part of their modus operandi and you are propagating the myth that their organisations are harmless when they are not. I am not going to verbally chastise you because I respect you and I respect my Elders like Jehovah and Joseph Smith told me to, but really they ain't harmless.:-\Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Surely no burning at the stake,tampering of scriptures, murder or sexual abuse to the extent of the Roman church?
I know there is always some outer groups from each one that end up abusing the young but they are in every religion.
I was talking generally, but really want to know the real cause of you saying so now. :cool:
How do you get a young Catholic girl pregnant?
Dress her as an alter boy.