About 30 year's or so 80's my mate was all way's fucking ugly women, I asked him why he told me
they were very willing and grateful,! any how you don't look at the mantle place when your poking the fire, true word's I think.;D
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About 30 year's or so 80's my mate was all way's fucking ugly women, I asked him why he told me
they were very willing and grateful,! any how you don't look at the mantle place when your poking the fire, true word's I think.;D
Maybe in the eyes of women your mate was a bit if a munter and so he could only pull mingers. A lot of stunningly attractive women are shit in bed though because they just can't be bothered. They think you are lucky to have pulled them and expect you to put in all the work, while they lay there thinking about new handbags. Not all though, Kelly Brook was well into it until I woke up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
Mind you you could call him lucky, because he was the one having load's of sex mind you come toQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzMaybe in the eyes of women your mate was a bit if a munter and so he could only pull mingers. A lot of stunningly attractive women are shit in bed though because they just can't be bothered. They think you are lucky to have pulled them and expect you to put in all the work, while they lay there thinking about new handbags. Not all though, Kelly Brook was well into it until I woke up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
think of it after10 pint's they did not look to bad.!:drinker: :lolhaha:
So you say you're from England eh? :scratchchin:Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzMaybe in the eyes of women your mate was a bit if a munter and so he could only pull mingers. A lot of stunningly attractive women are shit in bed though because they just can't be bothered. They think you are lucky to have pulled them and expect you to put in all the work, while they lay there thinking about new handbags. Not all though, Kelly Brook was well into it until I woke up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
Lyle you are only jealous, ugly women need love as well.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by El KabongSo you say you're from England eh? :scratchchin:Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzMaybe in the eyes of women your mate was a bit if a munter and so he could only pull mingers. A lot of stunningly attractive women are shit in bed though because they just can't be bothered. They think you are lucky to have pulled them and expect you to put in all the work, while they lay there thinking about new handbags. Not all though, Kelly Brook was well into it until I woke up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
No, I'm not jealous...just being America I only have a vague idea of what "munter" might mean...though I have heard "minger" before. Just making fun of the vocabulary ;)
I certainly understand the thought process behind bedding the ugly ones....it's that same thought process that leads people to drink 40's of Olde English to get drunk.
Lyle my mate was just being a Christian , I am not much of A Christian they were to fucking ugly for me he was just doing a good deed,:lolololol:Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
The best bit about this when I am out and about I still see some of these women he was poking,
age has not been kind, to them:eek: I no he had no taste but he was getting more sex than most people I no.;D
You have go to have some standards and it seems your mate would shag anything with a pulse. Unlike Brock.
Yes I no I have standards:toff:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Munter is what you call a bird who is gopping,minging,or hanging. If she is really fit,tasty,and cute then she is referred to as being lush.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
...Well, "Cheerio"...I guessQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzMunter is what you call a bird who is gopping,minging,or hanging. If she is really fit,tasty,and cute then she is referred to as being lush.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
My I ask any of you lot ever pocked a ugly one, you no it's good for cleansing your soul all them bad mistakes out in the open.! :vd:
No, only shag fit women, they may be bitches inside but on the outside they are fine, all 2 of them. :)
I remember walking this girl home, seen here in the pub she was a babe but she would put here hand over her mouth when she was laughing odd.!Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
On the way home in the chip shop, that's when I saw why she put her hand over here mouth, fuck she had bad teeth man they were black and she had some missing.
Up to then I did fancy swapping spit with her,I said I need a piss off I went home never to she her again,
fuck them teeth I could not.;D
I have in the past been with some mingers, teeth have never really been an issue, in fact if I remember rightly it was nice once to have the option of teeth in-teeth out:-) Great like putting a marrow in a laminateing machine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoI remember walking this girl home, seen here in the pub she was a babe but she would put here hand over her mouth when she was laughing odd.!Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
On the way home in the chip shop, that's when I saw why she put her hand over here mouth, fuck she had bad teeth man they were black and she had some missing.
Up to then I did fancy swapping spit with her,I said I need a piss off I went home never to she her again,
fuck them teeth I could not.;D
I no what you are on about but these teeth were bad, just put me off fuck they were like grave stone'sQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzI have in the past been with some mingers, teeth have never really been an issue, in fact if I remember rightly it was nice once to have the option of teeth in-teeth out:-) Great like putting a marrow in a laminateing machine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoI remember walking this girl home, seen here in the pub she was a babe but she would put here hand over her mouth when she was laughing odd.!Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
On the way home in the chip shop, that's when I saw why she put her hand over here mouth, fuck she had bad teeth man they were black and she had some missing.
Up to then I did fancy swapping spit with her,I said I need a piss off I went home never to she her again,
fuck them teeth I could not.;D
I can still remember it after 30 years, furry teeth to much for me she was a babe but a mouth full of rotten teeth :icon16: one must have standards you no.:toff:
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
isnt it a fact that america has the highest percentage of minging women in the world?
I must admit I was disappointed, when I was in America they were a bit on the large side the womenQuote:
Originally Posted by erics44Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
isnt it a fact that america has the highest percentage of minging women in the world?
not all. Mind you if it's what you like and your dick is big enough go for it.;D
You mean they do not all look like Pamela Anderson.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoI must admit I was disappointed, when I was in America they were a bit on the large side the womenQuote:
Originally Posted by erics44Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
isnt it a fact that america has the highest percentage of minging women in the world?
not all. Mind you if it's what you like and your dick is big enough go for it.;D
Pam Anderson is CanadianQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou mean they do not all look like Pamela Anderson.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoI must admit I was disappointed, when I was in America they were a bit on the large side the womenQuote:
Originally Posted by erics44Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
isnt it a fact that america has the highest percentage of minging women in the world?
not all. Mind you if it's what you like and your dick is big enough go for it.;D
Not all American girls are "mingers" and we certainly don't have "the highest population of mingers" either you red headed little stooge!
What I find in my 20's lot of my mate's would say fuck I would not bang her to ugly but end of the night
after many drink's they became a thing of beauty.;D
Have done more mutts than i care to mention , Dia bando mate you have brought a lot of bad memories back to me mate:la:
I :appl: you for your bravery, and your bad taste to much drink I put it down to.!:embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
...I raise my lunch up for you :puke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoI :appl: you for your bravery, and your bad taste to much drink I put it down to.!:embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
I think this goes to prove a up right cock has no concious, and I think Roberto is a true example ofQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong...I raise my lunch up for you :puke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoI :appl: you for your bravery, and your bad taste to much drink I put it down to.!:embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by roberto duran legend
Poking the Fire well done we have found a STAR. :allhail:
no it is actually a fact, i didnt make it up, you cant change facts mateyQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
As americans you can claim to be up there in a lot of fields but quality of women as a percentage of the population isnt one of those aforementioned fields
Soz
Believe this or not but many moon's ago, in a village about a mile from were I live we had a
Miss World not bad for a village in Wales.;D