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As I got older I needed to eat an apple or at nıght ın order to completely evacuate the bowels next mornıng. Used to be I could eat a whole pızza pıe and some frıed chıcken at mıdnıght and next morn all would be fıne. Now I gotta make sure I drınk a few glasses of water and some fruıt at nıght.
I eat about 5 bit's of fruit a day,it's good for you do no harm at all.!;DQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Flaxseed
WTF :confused:
While we are at it, hows your todger and spincter holding up? ;D
I aint had an apple for weeks maybe even months and can shit everyday no problems sometimes 2 to 3 times
hope this helps :)
Who needs laxatives when you got a misses who gives you the shits?
Bananas do it for me.
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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Buddy just reading your threads is enough to make most of us shit. ;D
I know this..."An apple a day keeps the doctor away" is absolute bullshit. I eat an apple (or two) everyday and I know 70% of the doctors in Montana.
An apple while helping to maintain the bodies defences against carcinogens and being a healthy snack, does not strike me as a great source of roughage. Eating the core would help but other fruits like berries and soft fruits, veg and seeds will do the job better, as it were.:-)
I eat an apple every day, but not for the particular purpose of taking a dump. Apparently they are good for you and so sometimes I try to do things that are better for me. I usually eat an apple with my breakfast. It's a habitual thing.
Eat the pips of an apple, now they do you good in moderation and can knock some really nasty stuff in its early stages.
Contains amygdalin, a cyanide and sugar compound that degrades into hydrogen cyanide (HCN) when metabolized.
Stronger it is the more it tastes like almond.
Easting the seeds of any fruit make you go to the toilet, especially grapes.
Thereby stopping constipation, straining and the development of your own set of ass grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I have these.:-XQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzThereby stopping constipation, straining and the development of your own set of ass grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
In prove your diet Bilbo and they will go, don't eat to much crap low fat diet will help.!Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI have these.:-XQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzThereby stopping constipation, straining and the development of your own set of ass grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Bilbo is an imp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoIn prove your diet Bilbo and they will go, don't eat to much crap low fat diet will help.!Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI have these.:-XQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzThereby stopping constipation, straining and the development of your own set of ass grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
He has to improve his diet or he mushrooms.;)
A turd stool may be.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreBilbo is an imp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoIn prove your diet Bilbo and they will go, don't eat to much crap low fat diet will help.!Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI have these.:-XQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzThereby stopping constipation, straining and the development of your own set of ass grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
He has to improve his diet or he mushrooms.;)