Situation 1:
She's mad at you because you orgasmed after two minutes, claiming that you don't love her.
Situation 2:
She's mad at you because you banged her for two hours, claiming that you don't find her attractive.
Now post yours. ;D
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Situation 1:
She's mad at you because you orgasmed after two minutes, claiming that you don't love her.
Situation 2:
She's mad at you because you banged her for two hours, claiming that you don't find her attractive.
Now post yours. ;D
I don't experience those situations. Sex is one of my redeeming qualities and I have manners.
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Originally Posted by Gandalf
Oh pardon sir, I see...
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
Yeah so fuck you!!
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Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Yeah so fuck you!!
I assume we're allowed to use strong words now, are we? ;D
She moans because I've not done the dishes.
She moans because I've not stacked them correctly/ cleaned them properly.
You can also substitute this example for anything cleaning related. Ironing paticularly.
She has you ironing? Thats a bit extreme.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
Funny really they love letting us know which way the wind blows and yet when they are away everything runs like clockwork. So what if its a broken and dusty clock :lickish: suck it up princess. (thats vacuum cleaner talk).;D
I have always ironed my own clothes because I have high standards to maintain and a public who expects. Seriously though I think when it comes to moaning women are genetically gifted. I do a lot of housework because it us difficult to things like ironing with one arm, but the Mrs still manages to insist that I stack the dishwasher incorrectly, or never load the dishwasher, put the mugs away all wrong, etc. It is like a game of Jenga that will always collapse however well you build it.
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Originally Posted by AndreQuote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
and yet when they are away everything runs like clockwork.
Spot on! Sometimes they're just there to throw some spanner in the works. ;D
I'm so bad at it, I'm generally banned from ironing!Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreShe has you ironing? Thats a bit extreme.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
Funny really they love letting us know which way the wind blows and yet when they are away everything runs like clockwork. So what if its a broken and dusty clock :lickish: suck it up princess. (thats vacuum cleaner talk).;D
Currently I do the washing, drying, dishes, sweep the floors, change the linen on the beds, cooking, cut the grass, take out the garbage, the grocery shopping, pay the bills.
Don't do ironing.
Know the feeling Im quiet at work at the moment and my misses is out working, she came home the other day and called me her domestic bitch ;D.
That is a good way of getting out of doing any of the chores by deliberately doing them wrong. My wife does the same when she wants some decorating done by deliberating ripping the wall paper.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0I'm so bad at it, I'm generally banned from ironing!Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreShe has you ironing? Thats a bit extreme.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
Funny really they love letting us know which way the wind blows and yet when they are away everything runs like clockwork. So what if its a broken and dusty clock :lickish: suck it up princess. (thats vacuum cleaner talk).;D
I'm sitting in the chair watching the TV and I'm told to sit correct,! some time's it like being in fucking school I hated school.;D
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Originally Posted by Dia bando
Aaah yes, women and their hobbies....
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Yep we marry a woman who we dont want to change in the slightest, so what do they do? They change into our mothers and want to change us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
Id like to see this used in court.
Yes you got that right in one, Andre she tells my son you got your dads bad habits;D what's wrong IQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreYep we marry a woman who we dont want to change in the slightest, so what do they do? They change into our mothers and want to change us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
Id like to see this used in court.
wonder have I any good ones to talk about.;D
They never notice the little things you do around the place like peeing off those caked on bits that didnt flush.
You have to point these things out to them (while beaming at them lovingly) or they never know. :)
Im listening to blues while posting this morning, just happens each song is matching up with the threads nicely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfilm5x8HTw&feature=autoplay&list=PLB67792 E2616B4690&playnext=1