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Happy birthday @Kev you odd little hobbit. Of course Kev is still on his hiatus, but if any of you have questions to ask of the strange little bastard and how he is doing I will gladly answer for him. Feel free to overload his inbox & mention him & give him as much negative rep as you like.
Did he say when he was coming back?
I missed him leaving (and becoming 'Kev'!)
His goals were to land the infamous L (whom you might recall is the woman of his dreams), become a "PUA" and get a job. Once he achieves these things he has promised to return in his own words "insufferably triumphant".
I have informed Kev about @Gandalf & @Mark TKO meeting up and Kev was rather disheartened and thought miles seems like a fraud. He may have become disillusioned with miles whom he regarded as the only other forum member as open about his life as himself.
....well this should draw some replies ;D
Oh please can I forward a question to Bilbo? Can I....huh...huh!!
Prick. Wanker wants some birthday wishes log on for fucks sake.
Well Memphis I was doing this for exactly that reason, so the older forum members could give Bilbo hell for having left us. He doesn't "want" birthday wishes, I just figured it would be a funny thread & today is his birthday. So give him hell!
Happy Birthday you lovely, adorable,well rounded person . You are so smashing that everyone on here is wailing and gnashing their teeth due to your absence. Have a really nice day and try not to hump too many table legs, you'll get splinters. I was going to buy your some pruning shears for the shrubbery growing out of your arse but figured that it was a lifestyle choice, so didn't. Have a good one.
Has Bilbo found the ring yet? Is it his eleventy first birthday? Get him some clippers to trim his feet.
Miles and Kev meet, Miles all things Korean, Kev all things lady-boys:oooh: :vd:
How long has he been away and still no job? Bloody Poles, coming over here...
I had to Google PUA. How do you know when you've become one? Is there a badge system like Scouts?
Single mum badge, chubby badge.
Bilbo has claimed to have had recent successes with women although if you might remember he had shacked up with a woman who bore a resemblance to one Morgan Freeman earlier this year. Success is a very nebulous word in this case, because "having sex" could have been the end goal and therefore Mrs. Morgan Freeman would count as a "success" but if the goal was to woo beautiful women then in that case he failed big time. Since then he has broken it off with his hairdresser and is on the prowl for other women.....I assume ones with self esteem as low as their morals.
Morals Lyle, what morals has Bilbo got very low ones, ;D
My concern is that Bilbo is the kind of guy for whom the chat up line: "Get your coat, I've got a knife" is the height of courtesy, and he tends to go out looking for women with rohypnol and duck tape in his pockets.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
I'm kinda hoping he's died :)
.....damn that's cold blooded even for youQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
where's my cool click?Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong.....damn that's cold blooded even for youQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
Bilbo was chasing a 3 some with some swingers. Hope he did not get bummed.
Very good, I got it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missywhere's my cool click?Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong.....damn that's cold blooded even for youQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy
@Kev
Hope you had a good one.
Happy birthday Bilbo and to everyone else who doesnt post here :highfive:.
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Ching :beerchug: ching hear hear, while we are at it, raise your glasses,:drinker: I propose a toast to Her Majesty the Queen of England,:army: long may she reign.
:toff:Oh I say! hear hear waffle waffle blah blah waffle :).
:toff::pissing::horseshit::police::fighting0043gi5 ::jester:
A nutter, sure, but an entertaining one,Happy B-Day, Kevin.
Weird isn't it Bilbo gets a happy Birthday thread without even being here. I have never had a birthday thread and yet today is my Birthday, maybe i'm the c**t after all ;D
Bilbo reckons I'm a fraud? I mean what the heck is that all about? I show up in person, have a quiet drink and somehow I am a fraudulent imposter. I will have Bilbo know that I am real and as real as one can be. I have seldom ever deviated from the character that I am. I am polite and well spoken, pretty much as I am on here really. It would just take more than a few hours to get drawn into long debates about anything as I am shy around new people. I have always claimed to be a shy person. I see little that was fraudulent about me. Everything about me was me.
Honestly the cheek of that man makes my blood boil. What was I supposed to be doing smashing up rice cookers and driving a car into the bar. Doesn't he know that I have never done those things in a bar. People build things up in their heads and have grand notions of what someone is. They are reading between lines, but my words are what they are. When I do something dramatic that is me, but I don't do it all the time.
I am a human being and am not the incredible hulk. Ask Mark if I was tall or short. None of it made up. I am 6'3, thin and have dark hair. Just the same as in my AV a few years ago.
Show yourself you malingering hobbit. I have words for you. Happy Birthday too, though I am not impressed by that either now. Fag.
Fucking Hell I'm Invisible.
Awww, does e want a wickle appy birffday wish? :grouphug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Greenbeanz
I feel like that character on South Park in the episode "You have zero Friends" waiting forlornly in front if his P.C, except I am posting from a phone and am probably more needy.:-)Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunAwww, does e want a wickle appy birffday wish? :grouphug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Greenbeanz
Don't worry, I've not had a birthday thread in six years on here. Then again, I don't tell anyone my birthday!
...better late than never, happy birthday... hope you're doing well...