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Travel and see the wonders of the world.
twat the fuck out of you
midget handjob.
get better responses from saddo posters. ;)
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Originally Posted by Master
Bro... I think you have a better chance of "traveling and seeing the wonders of the world."
;D
I've always wanted a pet Gorilla. Name em Bill and teach him to drive the riding mower.
One closer to reality is doing cannonballs out of a helicopter into the Pacific ocean though.
Fuck Jennifer Aniston, Carmen Electra,Natalie Portman,Cheryl cole.
any order i dont mind, i think im in with a great chance
See peace and harmony, on the forum and we all get on lovely.:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Master
Ahh thanks Bro.... Same here. :rolleyes:
HahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigdog1981
Hang on :-\
You have a small penis? :confused:
Why you think he watches porn all the time. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Bang Katherine Jenkins, if it's good enough for becks it's good enough for me lucky bastard.;D
I wonder if she hits a high C on the point of orgasm? You should say, " Kathy love I am a musicologist, and there is some interesting research I have always wanted to conduct. All you have to do is lie back and think of Wales, after a bit of warm up bouncing and vocal exercises of course"Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
When, what, how, did he? Pre marriage or after?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
It was in the papers, it must be true.:o But if she wants a bit of ruff I shall put myself forward.:yay2::hubbahubba:Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreWhen, what, how, did he? Pre marriage or after?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
What recently?
It is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
Master before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
Dia, thought you wanted to bang Beckham. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
She ain't that good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
She is not that bad, I guess the older you get the lower your standards become.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostShe ain't that good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
I'm older than you. ( I think ) :rolleyes: :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterShe is not that bad, I guess the older you get the lower your standards become.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostShe ain't that good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
I have had very low standard from years ago. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by GhostI'm older than you. ( I think ) :rolleyes: :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterShe is not that bad, I guess the older you get the lower your standards become.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostShe ain't that good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
You win. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterI have had very low standard from years ago. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by GhostI'm older than you. ( I think ) :rolleyes: :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterShe is not that bad, I guess the older you get the lower your standards become.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostShe ain't that good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
Before I die I would like to in no certain order:
Travel to each continent including Antartica wouldn't want to spend much time there, but would still be great to do.
Write a novel
Learn to be fluent in French & maybe Italian, I'm fluent in Spanish already so that will probably help.
Learn to play the piano
Travel to space (might not be far fetched just expensive as fuck)
Learn to paint
Have cocktails in swanky bars like The Campbell Apartment in Grand Central Station or The Raines Law Room or The Oak Bar at The Plaza hotel.
.....and of course I'd love to be able to share that experience with the love of my life, whomever she might be at the time ;)
Meet Roberto Duran, Marvin Hagler,Ray Leonard,Tommy Hearns.
See Tony Blair tried for war crimes
Never going to happen
No sloppy second's for you, I will keep her to myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterDia, thought you wanted to bang Beckham. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
:rolleyes: .....you dream big don't you. How much pleasure would you really get from that?Quote:
Originally Posted by boyla
Corrected it for you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoNo sloppy second's for you, I will keep him to myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterDia, thought you wanted to bang Beckham. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
I would smile every single day, and laugh every time he was mention.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong:rolleyes: .....you dream big don't you. How much pleasure would you really get from that?Quote:
Originally Posted by boyla
I would walk on air and laugh for a week straight.
The joy in my heart would burn as strong as 1000 suns.
.................................................. ........
........................Until his celebrity big brother appearance
Here's drinking to a trial in Iraq.
You are only jealous , Miss Jenkins is my fantasy and you are besmirching my good name sir.:toff:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterCorrected it for you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoNo sloppy second's for you, I will keep him to myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterDia, thought you wanted to bang Beckham. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoMaster before I die , I want to Bang Miss Jenkins wait your turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterIt is all fake and getting out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Katherine Jenkins calls in police over David Beckham 'affair' death threats on Twitter | Metro.co.uk
I know what you mean mateQuote:
Originally Posted by boylaI would smile every single day, and laugh every time he was mention.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong:rolleyes: .....you dream big don't you. How much pleasure would you really get from that?Quote:
Originally Posted by boyla
I would walk on air and laugh for a week straight.
The joy in my heart would burn as strong as 1000 suns.
.................................................. ........
........................Until his celebrity big brother appearance
Here's drinking to a trial in Iraq.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16O8Y...4&feature=plcp
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There's a few places i'd like to visit before I die, mainly here in the States, I'd love to see England again, and Ireland would be nice, but honestly that's just a pipe dream and I doubt that i'll ever do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I'd like to spend the last 10 years of my life in "retirement" doing as I please, and not having to worry about money, paying bills or any other major responsibilities.
What, no sex with 6 or more women at one time?
No desire to star in your own porn flick.
Just travel and tourist stuff. :rolleyes:
These days I have to fantasize about things like that, but assuming that I could have sex with 6 women at a time, it wouldn't be much fun afterwards when my wife castrated me with a 9mm Beretta :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
Every now and then i'll run into a young, hot bird that i'd truly love to bury my sausage in, but I know i'd have hell to pay if I actually did, even if I wasn't married.
I like that go out,with a bang go out in a blaze of glory or a heart attack ,my luck I would get a bad attackQuote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
of cramp.;D
Btw @Master have you set a date yet? ;)
The date when I have sex with 2 hot sexy women at the same time will be on my 50th birthday, in Vegas when I am high on cocaine and Viagra.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost