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Nothıng rhymes wıth purple
though at tımes I have trıed "turtle"
and other pale attempts I have come away with "gerbil"---
and ın the goddamned end I opt for "vıolet"
as ıt ıs closer to rhymıng wıth "vıolent" or "silent".
ahhhhh.....(sigh........).......the melancholies of a poet :-\
How about Burple.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
I could try usıng ıt as a verb I guess.... as ın "she BURPLED her ex-lover at mıdnıght".
I would love to Burple Katherine Jenkins, given the chance.;D
Circle, hurtle or turtle.
I have never tried before
But in a tug of war
You may struggle whilst alone
So just pick up the phone
Sonny strains, his face turns purple
So much easier when Sonny and Cher pull.
Orange is another word that is impossible to find a rhyme and silver as well as mouth.
mouth???????? wtf???
steve urkel
yes try itQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
SouthQuote:
Originally Posted by Masteryes try itQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
yeah south. sorry Master I dont get ıt---
Curdle.
I like your rhymes though @brocktonblockbust, you are without doubt the greatest ever Saddo poet, and edging a place in the eccentirc HOF
Brock has a way with words, I don't no what way but he has one.;D
Hope this helps :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-dLuu-ErnI
South and Mouth do not rhyme unless you say it in a weird accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Don't matter if your a Brummie, a Janner, a Taffy, a Cockernee, or even an Italian American, South and Mouth definitely rhyme.:-)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSouth and Mouth do not rhyme unless you say it in a weird accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
? Are you jesting mate?
Put the bottle down, take your hand off your tool and relax. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSouth and Mouth do not rhyme unless you say it in a weird accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Mary had a little pig she kept
in a bucket ever time she let
it out Brock tried to fuck it.
Nothing to do , with purple but I feel much better now.;D
Dare you to make a rhyme with those words that makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzDon't matter if your a Brummie, a Janner, a Taffy, a Cockernee, or even an Italian American, South and Mouth definitely rhyme.:-)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSouth and Mouth do not rhyme unless you say it in a weird accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
? Are you jesting mate?
What has sense got to do with it, if I wanted sense I would talk to the Wife.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterDare you to make a rhyme with those words that makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzDon't matter if your a Brummie, a Janner, a Taffy, a Cockernee, or even an Italian American, South and Mouth definitely rhyme.:-)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSouth and Mouth do not rhyme unless you say it in a weird accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
? Are you jesting mate?
There once was a girlQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterDare you to make a rhyme with those words that makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzDon't matter if your a Brummie, a Janner, a Taffy, a Cockernee, or even an Italian American, South and Mouth definitely rhyme.:-)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSouth and Mouth do not rhyme unless you say it in a weird accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
? Are you jesting mate?
Who could make my toes curl
When she wrapped her mouth
Around my tool down south.
Happy now. ;D
Ha,ha....geniusQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
?Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterDare you to make a rhyme with those words that makes sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzDon't matter if your a Brummie, a Janner, a Taffy, a Cockernee, or even an Italian American, South and Mouth definitely rhyme.:-)Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSouth and Mouth do not rhyme unless you say it in a weird accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
? Are you jesting mate?
I will rhyme any words you like but incorporating south and mouth is not really a challenge.
Porridge, forage & your minge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
As in ''I'm half way through a binge. Your a nice shade or orange. Can I taste your minge'.
I'm a poet and I don't know.
How the hell does orange rhyme with forage or minge. WTF are you having a laugh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel BoogustusPorridge, forage & your minge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
As in ''I'm half way through a binge. Your a nice shade or orange. Can I taste your minge'.
I'm a poet and I don't know.
and then Brock fınally naıled ıt one nıghtQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
as ıt squealed wıth delıght
and dıdnt even put up a fıght
even though ıts twat was so tıght--
ı porked ıt
The pig tried to escape
this ordeal she did hate
the bucket it were full
does that rhyme with purple
Predisposed with color and rhyme?
Insanity manages time
Lilac its true
Is a purplish hue
Sorry its as close as I can do.
Bollock