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Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
This woman seems to be on every chat or game show on TV at the moment as she is about as funny as a bereavement! How does she make a living as a comedian? I am watching her now on Jonathan Ross and its painful.
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What you are missing, I presume, is a vagina. Whilst not all women can find her funny surely they must make up the majority of her fanbase.
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bought her dvd for my mam for xmas, utter filth. not at all like her tv comedy.
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
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BIG H
This woman seems to be on every chat or game show on TV at the moment as she is about as funny as a bereavement! How does she make a living as a comedian? I am watching her now on Jonathan Ross and its painful.
Whoops sorry I hit edit instead of quote.
(Funny as bereavement)
Good expression! not heard that before.
As Beenz says the secret is Beaver.
Ive seen maybe two good female comics over the last 50 years the rest have been a story and a giggle at best.
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I am guessing that she is unattractive? Else, where are the pictures?
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
She is shit. You aren't missing anything, she just isn't funny. The day she is back working on the checkout at Tesco's the better for us all.
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Can't find any tv-producer who'd tap dat azz. Certainly british. ;D
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
She has her moments but when you're on the box that much you're bound to let out something funny every once in a while. To me she's Jo Brand reloaded, Im fat, I love eating...............oh! Ive got a fella too......and he's a twat.
Thats pretty much the act. Jo Brand isnt funny either.
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
I don't get her either. Or John Bishop
Each to their own mind
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Mark TKO
I don't get her either. Or John Bishop
Each to their own mind
John Bishop, I know he's done a lot for charity and all that, but what a cunt. I have a special feeling of irrational hatred for him. He used to sell pharmaceuticals and not the interesting illegal ones either, he's a vegetarian, loves new labour and after having his teeth whitened went on Desert Island Discs and then chose Jim Reeves "Bimbo" ,some krappy Simple Minds track and just when you thought he had turned it all around by choosing a Bowie track it turned out to be "Let's dance". Really? fuck off you goofy suit wearing Kont.
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
And Miranda.
Lee Evans has his funny moments but all that screeching and overacting drives me mad after a bit.
I like Jack Dee some people don't like his miserable git act but he is funny.
And Frankie Boyle. Obscene and he doesn't give a fuck. Excellent.
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armyash
And Miranda.
Lee Evans has his funny moments but all that screeching and overacting drives me mad after a bit.
I like Jack Dee some people don't like his miserable git act but he is funny.
And Frankie Boyle. Obscene and he doesn't give a fuck. Excellent.
Agreed on all counts
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
Joan Rivers. Now fuck off
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Howlin Mad Missy
Joan Rivers. Now fuck off
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?;D
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
Kathy Burke can get a laugh out of me
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
To be honest most modern comedy, is Fucking shit bar Mrs Brown.;D
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
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Greenbeanz
What you are missing, I presume, is a vagina.
Hold the phone, I always thought Big H was a woman? Also, I thought the 'H' stood for 'hoop', explaining the amount of anal fucking she'd had.
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
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bzkfn
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Originally Posted by
Greenbeanz
What you are missing, I presume, is a vagina.
Hold the phone, I always thought Big H was a woman? Also, I thought the 'H' stood for 'hoop', explaining the amount of anal fucking she'd had.
'H' is for 'Hunk of burning love'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJac6OykfM
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
No seriously, whats the H for ;D
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mrbig1
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Howlin Mad Missy
Joan Rivers. Now fuck off
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?;D
No, I suck cock with it, why?
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
mrbig1
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
Joan Rivers. Now fuck off
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?;D
No, I suck cock with it, why?
Doe's it taste like chicken.;D
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bzkfn
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Originally Posted by
Greenbeanz
What you are missing, I presume, is a vagina.
Hold the phone, I always thought Big H was a woman? Also, I thought the 'H' stood for 'hoop', explaining the amount of anal fucking she'd had.
No way is Big H a woman, unless she is a lesbian.
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Dia bando
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
mrbig1
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
Joan Rivers. Now fuck off
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?;D
No, I suck cock with it, why?
Doe's it taste like chicken.;D
you had more in your mouth than me
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
Dia bando
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
mrbig1
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
Joan Rivers. Now fuck off
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?;D
No, I suck cock with it, why?
Doe's it taste like chicken.;D
you had more in your mouth than me
I ask your opinion , and you never no on the forum as you my be talking to a expert.;D
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Howlin Mad Missy
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Originally Posted by
mrbig1
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Originally Posted by
Howlin Mad Missy
Joan Rivers. Now fuck off
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?;D
No, I suck cock with it, why?
Wow, again I'm learning new things in this thread. I always thought Missy preffered Kebab to Sausage.
That fucking Saddo lied to me!
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Mark TKO
I don't get her either. Or John Bishop
Each to their own mind
Both awful. Awfully awful. Takes skills to be that awful. Awful.
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
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Master
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Originally Posted by
bzkfn
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Originally Posted by
Greenbeanz
What you are missing, I presume, is a vagina.
Hold the phone, I always thought Big H was a woman? Also, I thought the 'H' stood for 'hoop', explaining the amount of anal fucking she'd had.
No way is Big H a woman, unless she is a lesbian.
If I was a woman, I'd deffo be a bean flicker ;)
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
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BIG H
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Originally Posted by
Master
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Originally Posted by
bzkfn
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Originally Posted by
Greenbeanz
What you are missing, I presume, is a vagina.
Hold the phone, I always thought Big H was a woman? Also, I thought the 'H' stood for 'hoop', explaining the amount of anal fucking she'd had.
No way is Big H a woman, unless she is a lesbian.
If I was a woman, I'd deffo be a bean flicker ;)
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