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Wake up with a BJ from the Mrs.
Big breakfast sausages, beans, egg, chips, toast and ketchup.
Cup of tea.
Drop the boys at school.
Home alone with wife, share shower, massage and sex.
Saddo communication
Watch some classic boxing fights – MAB v Morales 1.
Play 5 a side football - score loads pf goals
Watch TV Movie with boys and eat Pringles
Cuddle with wife at night.
Fuck me, you're a boring fucker
Yours would be in a betting shop all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
I will finally be free from work toil next week, so have already planned my routines. The key thing is to plan my meals as I easily forget to eat. Once that is done, I can pencil in the routines.
Morning
Study Korean for an hour
Read the news for an hour
Exercise for an hour (rowing, punch bag, speed ball)
Afternoon
Make a noise on instruments for about 2-3 hours daily
Read books for 90 minutes
Play The Last of US for 60 minutes
Watch 2 documentaries (not sure how long, have a huge file to work through)
(3 cups of tea for refreshment)
Evening
Sometimes watch a film, go out for dinner, play badminton, or get drunk. It will all depend on how I feel after my day. Maybe a day of each in turn would be quite healthy. My ability to drink has almost evaporated. I cannot seem to drink more than 3 pints, so perhaps a good thing.
I had a pretty awesome day during Christmas break at my hunting lease.
I was up at 0500 and took 4 wood ducks before 0800 in some flooded timber. Came back to the campsite and filled up on homemade sausage, biscuits and eggs that my father in law had whipped up. From 1000 - 1130 I took 10 dove over a plowed under maize field. We grilled up some deer sausage w/onions and peppers for lunch and washed it down with a cold beer. In the late afternoon I smoked a nice 8 point buck and then just a dark fell I had some pigs walk under my feeder and I shot a nice sized wild hog as well. I loaded the deer and pig on the 4-wheeler and drove them back to camp. We had some great t-bone steaks, baked potatoes and salad for dinner. I gutted and cleaned the deer/pig and we drug the guts out to the edge of camp. My brother and I sipped on some top shelf bourbon and occasionally spot lighted the guts. Around midnight a few coyotes started howling and moved in on the remains. I put a round right between the eyes of one and his pelt made a great pillow that I gave my mother in law. Hard to imagine a perfect day that doesn't involve my wife and kids but I will never have a better day as a hunter as I did that day.
I check in here clean up any rubbish, have a laugh with you guys. Then I go have a spa in the morning sun thats set on 38'7.5 deg and do a few meditations in there. Then recheck the internet surf cams, tides, winds and if its on at my favorite break, I try and time being the first one over there at the correct time to suit the tide and swell height with the amount of wind to hold it up to the right place on the reef at the exact time. If I got time to kill, Ill ride the motor bike over there early for a real look at the conditions, best bends and country roads with hills and farms all the way over, probably 35 kilometers round trip,its great fun.
Load the van, fun drive back my favorite roads, go get some tube time, first few I get all on my own then eventually people appear on the lookout ramp on the top of the cliffs and Im 1/2 a K out to sea so I know when they see me get another barrel they will run back to their cars get changed and ill see them in 15 minutes next to me, so I go all out. Hopefully only a hand full come out and share the take off rock.Surf for another hour then off to the strawberry farm on the way home get two massive punnets and sometimes blackberry jam and dip fresh stawberries the size of small apples in the jam and eat while driving slowly through the best looking country on sun drenched lanes with over hanging trees all the way home. Outdoor shower in the sun rinse out wetsuit.Mrs comes home from work (someone has to do it) Order Tai food or Indian, few cups of tea and finish the day in the sack after a shared spa out under the moonlight or stars.
The wave i grew up on: called Meanos
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Its out here:
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Sounds beautiful you lucky man @Andre meanwhile Fenster is still in the bet shop losing his money all day.
I have no money left to lose. Also, I haven't been in a betting shop in years, the next time I enter one you'll see a breaking news report - suicide bomber blows up high street bookies.
Please tell me @VictorCharlie post is some joke i've missed?
Killing animals for the sake of killing them? Please no...
No he is serious, he is more right wing than El Kabong. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
Surely not all "right wingers" are killers of innocent animals?Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterNo he is serious, he is more right wing than El Kabong. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
I ate them you moron. Well I didn't eat the coyote but fuck them. What does hunting for ones food have to do with being right wing? And clearly neither of you understands my political leanings if you think "right wing" is an appropriate description.
I was deliberately stereotyping you as everyone sees El Kabong as a red neck when he clearly is not because he does have a brain to articulate his arguments. You are the same. Anyway @Fenster is a bleeding heart liberal who reads the Guardian. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
On your perfect day you would want a 'Nosh' from your own missus :o Fuck that, I'd have some other dirt bag sucking me off :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I'd spend all day licking Britney's Spears' Bum Hole :lickish:
Having it. Off work. Woke up at 7 and hit batting cages at Mel ott field. Nothing says lazy early morning like the ping of a bat, echos. Talked with some family. Lab results in and clear, CT scan pending. Knocked out some yard work without running over the sprinkler heads ;D Hitting Saddo per norm, ignoring phone calls from work and about to grab a 6' shrimp po boy, ice coffee and hope to not go all pervy old man chatting with the Delgado girlies on lunch ;D. So far so good!
You upset him with that "right wing" stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterI was deliberately stereotyping you as everyone sees El Kabong as a red neck when he clearly is not because he does have a brain to articulate his arguments. You are the same. Anyway @Fenster is a bleeding heart liberal who reads the Guardian. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
There's no way he's calling me a moron for not knowing he was starving... and cold.
I had a pretty good day last week. I was up early, it was light but the sun hadn't come over the mountains yet. That is the best time to see animals, and I saw 5 elk (all cows) and at least 7 or 8 antelope. This was on the southern edge of town so I didn't have to go into the mountains. Seeing deer is nice; seeing elk is exilirating. Such regal animals.
Then I went to the M&M Cigar Store in Uptown Butte for breakfast. The M&M originally opened in 1890 and it was open 24/7 for 114 years. On the left as you come in is a long bar, and on the right is a counter where you sit to eat, with a grill right there. There is a poker room, keno, and a sportsbook in the back. When the last owner died, the M&M was closed for 3 years, but is now on a 6 year run of being open 24/7. I had the bacon/cheese omelette with gravy and it was very very good.
Then I drove to Missoula- 120 miles west of me- and looked at 2 foreclosures. One of them, if the buying is right, could turn out quite well. So, a good day.
Yes I'm calling you a moron for being a tree hugging loser that is too ignorant to realize people harvest their own meat and fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterYou upset him with that "right wing" stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterI was deliberately stereotyping you as everyone sees El Kabong as a red neck when he clearly is not because he does have a brain to articulate his arguments. You are the same. Anyway @Fenster is a bleeding heart liberal who reads the Guardian. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
There's no way he's calling me a moron for not knowing he was starving... and cold.
I always wondered about the H in "Jesus H Christ"Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
;D its you.
@Howlin Mad Missy
come spruce up my day. we can take it to a back room later maybe?
:spongebob:
I've never hugged a tree. Ignorant loser moron? Yeah.. I'll give you that.Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlieYes I'm calling you a moron for being a tree hugging loser that is too ignorant to realize people harvest their own meat and fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterYou upset him with that "right wing" stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterI was deliberately stereotyping you as everyone sees El Kabong as a red neck when he clearly is not because he does have a brain to articulate his arguments. You are the same. Anyway @Fenster is a bleeding heart liberal who reads the Guardian. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
There's no way he's calling me a moron for not knowing he was starving... and cold.
I meant no offense, I'm glad you enjoyed your perfect day, I guess i'm just not the killing type. If I was starving like you were, and needed to kill those animals, I would have probably famished. Thanks.
No it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
Meat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
No worries and I re-can't calling you a loser/moron. Stalking, killing and preparing your own food is a very rewarding experience and makes you appreciate it that much more. Don't kid yourself bud those bangers you guys like so much don't grow on trees. I promise you, me hunting a wild animal to eat is much more humane than most large chicken/beef/pork/lamb processing plants.Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterI've never hugged a tree. Ignorant loser moron? Yeah.. I'll give you that.Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlieYes I'm calling you a moron for being a tree hugging loser that is too ignorant to realize people harvest their own meat and fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterYou upset him with that "right wing" stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterI was deliberately stereotyping you as everyone sees El Kabong as a red neck when he clearly is not because he does have a brain to articulate his arguments. You are the same. Anyway @Fenster is a bleeding heart liberal who reads the Guardian. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by VictorCharlie
There's no way he's calling me a moron for not knowing he was starving... and cold.
I meant no offense, I'm glad you enjoyed your perfect day, I guess i'm just not the killing type. If I was starving like you were, and needed to kill those animals, I would have probably famished. Thanks.
A grey Squirrel. Fucking Yankee scavengers.:-\Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
My perfect day would be spent at the Waterside Inn at Bray , eating to much and drinking
expensive wine. ;D
Serious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
I got a machete and my fists. Fortunately our crooks do not come armed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Better class of criminal in England. Often they will wipe their feet first and leave a note saying " Sorry old chap, needs must and all that, TTFN"
Well that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
You savage. ;D
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Originally Posted by FensterWell that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
Bear in mind, I dont have a gun. (Its alright, its only Yogi and boo boo.) :D
having a gun is a massive long shot. :cool: a nice sniper rifle.
Wake up to a blow job from a filthy minx that you picked up the night before.
Fly to Monte Carlo and eat at a posh restaurant a big British breakfast consisting sausages, mash, beans, egg and a cup of tea.
Get into your Austin Martin for a drive to the nearest nudist beach.
Have a pampering day sauna and spa with Swedish masseurs.
Attend a Liverpool match beating Manchester Utd with mates.
Fly to Vegas to chat and meet legends like Tyson, Lennox and to watch Alvarez destroy Floyd.
Gamble the night away playing poker discussing life with saddo members
Go to room with ring card girl that you picked up at the fight.
:cool:
With or without HP sauce.!:feedme:Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterWell that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
Rend him down into Hp sauce. Her majesty PrisonerQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoWith or without HP sauce.!:feedme:Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterWell that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
Harry Palmer actually, the guy who developed it back in Brum.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreRend him down into Hp sauce. Her majesty PrisonerQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoWith or without HP sauce.!:feedme:Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterWell that depends on whether or not the intruder has a gun. Now considering gun crime is very rare in England, the odds of someone breaking into your home, coupled with the chance of them having a gun is a massive longshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseSerious question. What do you do if you're asleep and somebody decides to break into your house? You can't shoot him in the head without a gun. So what you do? Help him bag up your stuff and smoke a fag with him? Seriously how does one protect themselves over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by FensterMeat tastes better when you kill it? I bet pillows are more comfy too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Violent DemiseNo it ain't just for the sake of killing them. He made a pillow out the muthafukka. Good enough reason for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
And meat always tastes better when you kill it yourself
What do you recommend I kill? Bear in mind I don't have a gun
Personally, if it happened to me, I'd laugh at them for breaking into a paupers house. Then kill and eat them.
not THE Harry Palmer
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