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Have you ever dated one and how did you manage it?
I saw an article about female celebrities with bad breath and beyonce was one of them so it got thinking
I once dated a pretty hot chick but the dragon breath was her accillies heal. She was so perfect from distance but whenever we would kiss, it smelt so bad that I couldn't get hard a few times.
Am I just really sensitive or do u guys feel me
If you drank and smoked you probably wouldnt notice/care.
How could you tell them about either end and keep it civil? I suppose you'd have to take the punt if you really loved being around them.
Give her a mint and then shag her brains out.
You guys seem to be ok with this but maybe you havent met a real dragon breath?
Mints only lasts so long and it's not like you can put one in her mouth every other minute without offending her lol .
Sharon was so young and hot but that breath ..whooo I couldnt get over it.
Could this be genetics?
I have two strict rules when it comes to women and call me sexist if you will..
- Women must not fart in front of me
- Women should not have bad breath.. She must smell like flower
It's one thing I cannot stand. I'd rather she had a smelly clunge than bad breathe.
Totally burst my bubble when I heard that it was common knowledge that Beyoncé has breath like she's been going down on a bag lady!!
Would you like us to feel you? You think maybe that would help with the erection problem?Quote:
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Im terribly disappointed in you Big HQuote:
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No, im kidding, carry on.
You think I would care if Kelly Brooks had bad breath, I would be too busy on her mama jamas to notice. :cool:
Remember over 30years back, got off with this girl she was a babe she opened here mouth
fuck me she had a mouth full of bad teeth black as coal,! I could not she was beautiful but
them teeth, I remember telling her I'm going to the toilet, I pissed off back home to the local
pub, them teeth they were terrible.;D
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Women fart. If you are about to get married you will need to get over it. Women sometimes will take a shit too. Their shit smells. Women puke , piss, bleed and belch. Is it OK for you to fart in front of her or do you run to the John everytime you feel one brewing?Quote:
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One has to set a good example,:toff: at the start then one says Fuck it doesn't one.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by GreenbeanzWomen fart. If you are about to get married you will need to get over it. Women sometimes will take a shit too. Their shit smells. Women puke , piss, bleed and belch. Is it OK for you to fart in front of her or do you run to the John everytime you feel one brewing?Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
stop brushing your teeth to match her bad breath so it'll cancel eachther out. BAng her til your dick falls out. You're welcome!
If I was about to bang beyonce and I smelt her breath, it would be like a corvette running over a fly.
I don't get Beyonce. Every time I see that commercial where she's dancing in the mirror with her 3,4 reflections its just gnarly. She's all flopping around and her loose legs look like a flag flapping in the wind.
I dated a girl years ago who had breath like she had been chewing on dirt and pickle relish. It was the oddest thing but she was gorgeous and had the drive of a nympho. I'd always slip in some chilled sangria and it masked it at least for a while.
I have special plan for girls w/ bad breath and their mouths; and it doesn't involve kissing.
I've been there, hate bad breath! But one things that even worse, is when you find a nice gurl, kissing her, she breath is actually good, you put your hand in the inner upper leg, and 2 minutes after the whole bar smells like tuna. that's grossQuote:
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Yeah don't get beyonce either...can't even imagine what she looks like withou makeup and ten stylists.
Don't remember ever kissing someone with hideously bad breath, but heck offer them some gum or just outright have the conversation if its that terrible.
Well, Good breath is common sense
And common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Bit like soap those that need it never use it.:bath:Quote:
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Originally Posted by XwetieI've been there, hate bad breath! But one things that even worse, is when you find a nice gurl, kissing her, she breath is actually good, you put your hand in the inner upper leg, and 2 minutes after the whole bar smells like tuna. that's grossQuote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
lol Thank god I havent had one of those yet but that sounds even worse.
I guess there are ways to go around a bad breath but a stanky poon kills everything... <<< there is no solution for this one
Give me an average looking broad without those traits..
Bad breath or bad B.O is bad enough but someone said a women farting like its fun is very unladylike and is another thing that can put people off.
Beyonce isnt that attractive but is a hellava singer..but you can see why the audience is so far away after these bad breath rumours.
I actually like hot women with stinky breath!! The hotter the woman and the nastier the breath the better I like it!
For those of you who do not share my interest, I have the following unconventional suggestions:
1. Deal with the stink breath! After all she is hot!
2. Wear a respirator mask or oxygen mask! At least you won't have to smell her breath!
3. Get her to wear a respirator mask or oxygen mask! You won't have to smell it, but she will!!
4. Tie and gag her! The gag should keep her breath at bay!
I notice some peoples breath actually smells like shit.:o they dont know they have a bit of meat stuck between their rear teeth thats rotting and smells like shit. They should floss. Floss or get off the pot.:mad:
Great first post! you should stick around.Quote:
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you'll fit in here real nice once you get to the other boards.;D
Yes you have standards when your sober,! but when your drunk standards go through the
window bad breath even ugly, yes drink has a lot to answer for.!!!!!!!;D
Yeah thats why when you got beer goggles on and have picked up, you finish off with a straight whiskey and a cigar. :D all fantastic common sense filter blockers.Quote:
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I find it ironic that the piece of crap that started the thread is judging women