Lol ok so whats your sign?;D
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Lol ok so whats your sign?;D
Ares.
Your a ram just like ME.:sheep:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Aries-(Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. If you are a male you are most likely queer. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
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Im a goat.
Master I feel we have been besmirched.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by IamInuit
I see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns end up in prison.
I'm a Cancer
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off and wont amount to anything. Most welfare recipients are cancers.
Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.
Indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.
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How fucking dare you!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by IamInuitIndeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.
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Thats bang on ;D
Oh dear :-\
Scoprio... :-X
I fucking hate this horoscope, the best one was The sport it told me I was going be ravaged by
a Dolly bird with a 44inch chest.:yay2: ;D
HmmmmmmmQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
Scorpio -(October 23 to November 21)You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You love Chinese food. Most Scorpio people are murdered and make up the majority of murderers.
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Libra.
And Metal Wild Boar in Chinese horoscope.
Well...Quote:
Originally Posted by bradlee180
Libra - (September 23 to October 22.)You are the artistic type and have difficulty with reality. Chances of monetary gain are excellent. Like Aries if you are a man you are most likely queer. Most Libra women are prostitutes with extreme leg hair. You forget peoples names and faces. All Libra people die of venereal disease.
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Leo - The Dandy Lion
Grrrrrrrrr
Aha....Quote:
Originally Posted by Greenbeanz
Leo - (July 23 to August 22.)You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and often bed wetters.
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I'm a cow, or a Bull, depending on the day ;D . Go figure
ahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.
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HA! Lose your way home! I've been told the practicality is a euphemism for sarcastic offending arsehole ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by IamInuitahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Taurus - (April 20 to May 20.)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like a bugger. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You often lose your way home.You are communist just like the rest of the herd.
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Virgo
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nitpicking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making out. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
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Ali. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by IamInuitI see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Most Capricorns end up in prison.
So who's left? No Gemini's as yet.
Gemini - (May 21 to June 20.)You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much from too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.
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IamInuit you are a hurtful man. :(
There is a bit of cutting truth in each of these.