What would u do with it? Lets say a car full of criminals were on the run and decided to dump the stash and shit happened to land right in front of you..
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What would u do with it? Lets say a car full of criminals were on the run and decided to dump the stash and shit happened to land right in front of you..
IMMEDIATELY BOOK A ROUND THE WORLD ticket, start in Malaysia, to Austaralia, China, Japan, Mongolia, Russia, Ukraine, fuck the Klitschkos up, then Europe, UK, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
Assuming there would be no chance I was seen taking it? The only thing I'd worry about is finding people who could sell a bunch of cocaine without ripping me off, and then give me some advice on my mutual funds.
Otherwise I'd just spend all the money on guns and booze, then cook all the cocaine into straight crack, and lock myself in a room fiending my enormous pile of rocks until they came and tried to take it back. What else could you do really.
I would put it on my mortgage and say I had been saving since I was an infant!
Then I'd sell the coke and and do my house up so it doesn't come out my pocket and boom sell the house get a cheaper house and have no mortgage and then life is easy and I can work part time and have money.
To me holidays are a way the government get you to think you are getting away only to come back to the norm slave tax life.
Terrorism is a clever way of taking the working mans eye off the government and tax world
Snort/smoke coke, spend the money on more coke to snort/smoke
Firstly id test the quality of the coke and if it was rocket fuel id cut it 3-4 times over making its value treble then make some calls and shift it sharpish, once my mates caught wind of it there would be a 3 day party and it would get snorted with ease :-)
Depending on the amount of money id save a load but spend a few grand in Selfidges in the designer clothes department then spend the winter in Goa or Thailand chilling In a hammock and partying all night every night.
Find out who the criminals were and return their property.
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Originally Posted by killersheep
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...tchSitting.pngButters Stotch ;D
Are there any suckers here who would take the bag to the police station? Lol
As somebody mentioned, cutting that shit up for bigger profit is a good idea but I wouldnt want to keep that in my position for too long...
I would sell the drug as fast as possible without the extra work and invest the money..
Roll up one of the notes out of the bag do a line and and make a decision.
Hmm. Well off the top I'd take the tainted cash (how much?) and wait until my boss went to drop the deposits. Then I'd switch the cash out and when he pulled on the base the dogs would alert and he'd get popped. Just sayin ;D Either way the money would be exchanged asap, its liquid so its mine...fuck those hippies and doppers! I needs to eat.
Now the coke, screw that. Either hand it out as party favors in the form of Pixie Stix at the next Mardi Gras ball and parade or package in small bumps for women who would never have sex with me in the first place. Make some killer Christmas cookies for the next highschool reunion ??? I'm not tooting that garbage though, back throat drips are nasty.
;D Now thats fooking funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreQuote:
Originally Posted by killersheep
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...tchSitting.pngButters Stotch ;D
2 kilos with 100k in cashQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Well that won't go away without some comeback and a search...change your name and place "cash found" adds in out of state listings...and buy a vest ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita2 kilos with 100k in cashQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Exactly, and that's where the adventure begins.. whoever finds the bag is definitely going to have to put in some work to keep it..Quote:
Originally Posted by SpicoliWell that won't go away without some comeback and a search...change your name and place "cash found" adds in out of state listings...and buy a vest ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita2 kilos with 100k in cashQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
2kilos with hundred large aint coming easy..
Id stash an ounce for a rainy day and move the rest..
What he saidQuote:
Originally Posted by walrus
That's my weekend sorted then !Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita2 kilos with 100k in cashQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
I would hand it all to the police.
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Originally Posted by Master
The largest gang on the street. Could be back on the streets in a blink, you wouldnt hear a thing about it in the press it happened here a couple of times. Maybe your fellows are better, not sure :-\.
this thread is hilarious, reminds me of when i and my friend found 100 grams of hasch in the woods just outside our school...
and you handed it to the police.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xwetie
nonono, my friends bigger brother apparantly know the guy who owned it... we handed it to him and never heard of it again, he probably took it himself, cant belive we was that stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by Masterand you handed it to the police.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xwetie
How pure is the cocaine.Quote:
Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita
Depends how close to my dwelling when it happened, take the money and a handful of cocaine, last thing you need is drugs to f**k up the free money.