kangaroos can jerk off? ???
http://www.filecabi.net/video/jerking-roo.html
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kangaroos can jerk off? ???
http://www.filecabi.net/video/jerking-roo.html
CC.. thats a fooken funny video.
:lolhaha:
:coolclick:
;D
Monkeys do that every timeThey can even spit at a distanceQuote:
(not the band)
The band is spelled with 2 e's.
the Monkees.
Not that they don't jerk off. :spunk:
Or spit for that matter.
Peter Tork was my favorite. :cwm5:
Then Mickey Dolenz, then Davey Jones, & in last place... Mike Nesmith.
Mike was a dork, but his mom invented Liquid Paper, so he has that going for him.
Hope this helps...
:cwm13:
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Posted by brad4dboxer
The band is spelled with 2 e's.
the Monkees.
Not that they don't jerk off. :spunk:
Or spit for that matter.
Peter Tork was my favorite. :cwm5:
Then Mickey Dolenz, then Davey Jones, & in last place... Mike Nesmith.
Mike was a dork, but his mom invented Liquid Paper, so he has that going for him.
Hope this helps...
:lolhaha: :lolhaha: :lolhaha:
Did you know a toilet paper roll contains 330 of those squared piece's. ^-^
what if its a charmin double roll?? ^-^
Then it would be 660. ;)
:LMAO:
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Originally Posted by brad4dboxer
hell yeah!
the monkees kicked ass
better then the beatles in my opinion
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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
BUT WHAT IF A FACTORY WORKER ADDS A COUPLE OF EXTRA SHEETS??
i do not believe ur info is factly!
FACTORY WORKERQuote:
Originally Posted by rebekah
What century are you from? Those don't exsist anymore it's ALL computerized machinery. Those things are programed to roll ONLY 330 squares. ;)
FACTORY WORKERS!!!!
((Evil laugh))
:sneaky:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
You guys have almost reduced me to unrolling one & counting the little fucking things.
Just to be sure.
:scratchchin:
:looroll: = 330
:thinking2:
Did you know Lions fook for about 15 to 19 seconds.
P.S. Women complain about men lasting only minutes.... >:(
Try being a female lion?
Did you know 850 peanuts are needed to make a 18 oz. jar of peanut butter.
Plus the biotch has to go out & run down the Gazelle, kill it, drag it back home, then stand aside while the male wakes up, yawns & ambles over to dinner, getting first dibs.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
If she even gets close before he has his fill, there is some serious spousal abuse. ;D
Who wears the mane in the family, ho?http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ti...smiley-057.gif
What what???
*Doctors in Canada use an adhesive similar to Krazy Glue instead of stitches, lowering the possibility of bacterial infection and minimizing scarring.
*Don't try this at home. If you do record yourself and post the video. ;)
brad get a load of this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by brad4dboxer
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.
OI CUTMEMICK WHAT IF THERES A MALFUCTION IN THE MACHINES???
^-^ HA HA GOT YA THERE!! bet u cant answer!! HA
I sometimes use a toilet sheet twice or three times depending much much shit is left up my ahole.
Hope this helps :LOS: :spam:
Machines malfunction? ? ? Â ???
Whada 'ya live underworld?
We machines never malfunction.
This is the best I could come up with. Â :-\
Did you know in 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes. :o
:scratchchin:
:magnify:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by The_One77
My wife thinks I use too much. ::)Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
WTF am I spozed to do, get up with a dirty butt?
I use as much as I need.
That is my valid post on the boxing forum for today. ;D
Did you know that if you lay all the women head to toe head to toe all around the world.. Two thirds of them would drown.
Alright people get a load of this one.......
The household wrench was invented by boxing heavyweight champion Jack Johnson in 1922.
Did you that if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white?
Did you know that snail can sleep for 3 years! (Lazy bastards) ;D
Did you that an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain? (Dumb bastard) ;D
Also did you know that a jellyfish is 95% water so if your stuck in the middle of the ocean with no food or water....drink the bastard ;D
:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Snakey
Man!!! my gf gets mad whenever I sleep more then 8 hrs.
LOL just say that your trying to break the sleeping record of a snail ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
Did you know the only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.
Did you know if a raisin is dropped into a glass of champagne it will bounce up and down in the glass.
did u no afer a few glasses of champagne bekki ends up bouncin up and down too??
usually in a skip ???
Nice!!! :lickish:Quote:
Originally Posted by rebekah
Crazy how champagne does the job really well at times.......
champagne is mmmmmm tasty!!
Did you know the shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
did you know that George Bush has a pet dog called Alfred?
but they do it something like 200 times a day.Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK