The girls love Harry Potter's broom stick

This is just wrong... :dontknow: :nono:

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well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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Do you own one?


I tried buying my girl one she didn't like it, she said it wasn't her thing. She said she rather have the real thing.

I fuckin Hate harry Potter! >:(
Honestly, i couldn't stand the books and the films are just as bad.

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well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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Do you own one?


I tried buying my girl one she didn't like it, she said it wasn't her thing. She said she rather have the real thing.

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is she a Harry Potter fan mate :-\

Harry Slotter ;D

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well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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Do you own one?


I tried buying my girl one she didn't like it, she said it wasn't her thing. She said she rather have the real thing.

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is she a Harry Potter fan mate :-\

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I meant a vibrator...Sorry for not being specific.... :-[

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Harry Slotter ;D

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Harrys Chopper 8)

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Harry Slotter ;D

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Harrys Chopper 8)

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Harrys Cocker 8) 8)

HAHAHA... Good one smash CC, strangley fitting for this thread aswell... god now I'm doing it... its like a carry on film in here... ....'oh eck'

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Originally Posted by rebekah

well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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Do you own one?


I tried buying my girl one she didn't like it, she said it wasn't her thing. She said she rather have the real thing.

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is she a Harry Potter fan mate :-\

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I meant a vibrator...Sorry for not being specific.... :-[

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I think he's taking the piss :P

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well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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Do you own one?


I tried buying my girl one she didn't like it, she said it wasn't her thing. She said she rather have the real thing.

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Trust me mate, if you dont like eating from a bushy plate, its the best thing 8) ;D

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well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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Do you own one?


I tried buying my girl one she didn't like it, she said it wasn't her thing. She said she rather have the real thing.

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yes ive owned various vibrators, they r fantastic, cos like if im horny but cant get any, its a gr8 relief!!



and my bloke uses it on me too, its fantastic, but shes right, u cant beat the real thing..




my next one i wanna get is THE RAMPANT RABBIT THRUSTER!! WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!



take a look... its amazin!! http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp...=2005&pid=3156

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Originally Posted by rebekah

well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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Do you own one?


I tried buying my girl one she didn't like it, she said it wasn't her thing. She said she rather have the real thing.

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yes ive owned various vibrators, they r fantastic, cos like if im horny but cant get any, its a gr8 relief!!



and my bloke uses it on me too, its fantastic, but shes right, u cant beat the real thing..




my next one i wanna get is THE RAMPANT RABBIT THRUSTER!! WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!



take a look... its amazin!! http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp...=2005&pid=3156

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shes a super freak!

super freak........shes super freaky yeahh!

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Originally Posted by rebekah

well they do say every girl should have her own vibrator... ???

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Do you own one?


I tried buying my girl one she didn't like it, she said it wasn't her thing. She said she rather have the real thing.

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yes ive owned various vibrators, they r fantastic, cos like if im horny but cant get any, its a gr8 relief!!



and my bloke uses it on me too, its fantastic, but shes right, u cant beat the real thing..




my next one i wanna get is THE RAMPANT RABBIT THRUSTER!! WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!



take a look... its amazin!! http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp...=2005&pid=3156

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shes a super freak!

super freak........shes super freaky  yeahh!

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I'm RICK JAMES BBBBIIITTTCCCCHHHH!!!!

:o delete cookies/temp internet files. Damn you all to hell. ;D

this may be a little foolish, and i might be missing something here, but it doesnt look like the rampant rabbit goes in that far?
i honestly dont have much experience with dildos, but im guessing the little blue "arm" thing that comes off is for being pressed into your clit?
well, judging by how far up that is, the actual dildo is only going in like 4 inches... is that honestly enough to get you off?
i was under the firm beliefe that bigger was better when it came to cocks, but girls will voluntarily buy something that will only penetrate 4 inches?

im fucking pissed off >:(

ask your girl to explain it. 8)

Missy, I suggest YOU explain it. :yes:


Or at least talk about the G-Spot. ;D

I remember doing some good research on that. Wish I still had the page.

approx 2" and turn up.


Hope this helps ;D

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this may be a little foolish, and i might be missing something here, but it doesnt look like the rampant rabbit goes in that far?
i honestly dont have much experience with dildos, but im guessing the little blue "arm" thing that comes off is for being pressed into your clit?
well, judging by how far up that is, the actual dildo is only going in like 4 inches... is that honestly enough to get you off?
i was under the firm beliefe that 'IM A TOTAL' cock, but girls will voluntarily buy something that will only penetrate 4 inches?

im f***ing p***ed off >:(

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:-* hahahaha

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approx 2" and turn up.


Hope this helps ;D

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It feels rough up there.
Sorta washboardy.

:-[ Err... Not yours... heh heh... I uhh... I mean, not that yours doesn't... heh heh ahem... err... is that the phone? :-[

washboards? ;D makes me think of yokels

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approx 2" and turn up.


Hope this helps ;D

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That's the easy part. ;D

not by yourself it ain't :-X

well, let me think about that... yes, I should have said that's the relatively easy part.

smash, you overwrote the bit about bigger is better?
something to hide buddy ;D

Nah Im More than cool down there Mr Hat

haha, chilly willy eh?

I simply call it....
THE PUSSY POUNDA ;D

2 reasons why i just laughed loud...



1. MR HAT!!!




2. PUSSY POUNDA!!



classic!!





OH BTW PEOPLE, HEARD ON THE GRAPEVINE THAT THE RAMPANT RABBIT THRUSTER IS SHIT!!!




SO DOUBT IL FORK OUT £45 FOR IT.

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I simply call it....
THE PUSSY POUNDA ;D

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this gives me a good idea for a thread... WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR PENIS!

i realise im leaving myself open for many jokes...

My Mrs used to call it Fred for some f*cked up reason..
Fact... (Don't ask) ;D

When you fighting next mate?

frankly im having a bit o boxing problems at the moment mate.
im lacking the motivation to go the the gym, and on some random vibe iv been doing alot of weights over the winter, and not watching my diet properly, and have ballooned in weight. im not fat, but im like 7 kg heavier than i was, and the fact i cant be assed to get in the gym to lose it isnt helping me

its all gone pete with my career aswell. since eubanks gone bust, i dont have a promotor. he was gonna manage, and pay the £10,000 initial fees for me, and get me fights. havent seen him in a good month at least, and hes told me he wont be able to manage me.
iv fought some good lads in my amatuer career, always people who have had the same amount as me, if not more, but i dont think iv fought enough of the top notch guys.
i dont know many promotors who are looking to take on a 17 year old kid with no major fame to his name, no olympic medal or even entry and coming with a huge price tag and transport problems... im not really an early xmas present am i?

so at the moment its the marine commandos for me. im off to plymouth for my intial "tests" to see if i have what it takes with 30 other lads september the 9th.
i see this as a way of retaining/improving on my fitness/toughness, and working up enough money to get me a pro card and whatnot. even if i did the standard 6 years service id still only be 23 when i got out, i dont think id be past my prime

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frankly im having a bit o boxing problems at the moment mate.
im lacking the motivation to go the the gym, and on some random vibe iv been doing alot of weights over the winter, and not watching my diet properly, and have ballooned in weight. im not fat, but im like 7 kg heavier than i was, and the fact i cant be assed to get in the gym to lose it isnt helping me

its all gone pete with my career aswell. since eubanks gone bust, i dont have a promotor. he was gonna manage, and pay the £10,000 initial fees for me, and get me fights. havent seen him in a good month at least, and hes told me he wont be able to manage me.
iv fought some good lads in my amatuer career, always people who have had the same amount as me, if not more, but i dont think iv fought enough of the top notch guys.
i dont know many promotors who are looking to take on a 17 year old kid with no major fame to his name, no olympic medal or even entry and coming with a huge price tag and transport problems... im not really an early xmas present am i?

so at the moment its the marine commandos for me. im off to plymouth for my intial "tests" to see if i have what it takes with 30 other lads september the 9th.
i see this as a way of retaining/improving on my fitness/toughness, and working up enough money to get me a pro card and whatnot. even if i did the standard 6 years service id still only be 23 when i got out, i dont think id be past my prime

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Is ti possible you could fight amateurs for 2 more years(till you're 19) and then try to get on the 2008 Olympic team. And don't become disheartened because of the things happening. Just become dismotivated. Remember I told you you're still a fighter and still a person ok. Good luck Alex.

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frankly im having a bit o boxing problems at the moment mate.
im lacking the motivation to go the the gym, and on some random vibe iv been doing alot of weights over the winter, and not watching my diet properly, and have ballooned in weight. im not fat, but im like 7 kg heavier than i was, and the fact i cant be assed to get in the gym to lose it isnt helping me

its all gone pete with my career aswell. since eubanks gone bust, i dont have a promotor. he was gonna manage, and pay the £10,000 initial fees for me, and get me fights. havent seen him in a good month at least, and hes told me he wont be able to manage me.
iv fought some good lads in my amatuer career, always people who have had the same amount as me, if not more, but i dont think iv fought enough of the top notch guys.
i dont know many promotors who are looking to take on a 17 year old kid with no major fame to his name, no olympic medal or even entry and coming with a huge price tag and transport problems... im not really an early xmas present am i?

so at the moment its the marine commandos for me. im off to plymouth for my intial "tests" to see if i have what it takes with 30 other lads september the 9th.
i see this as a way of retaining/improving on my fitness/toughness, and working up enough money to get me a pro card and whatnot. even if i did the standard 6 years service id still only be 23 when i got out, i dont think id be past my prime

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Once you've became a private they'll let you box in the army Alex, theres some quiet good competition, especially in the Marines. Like you say you'd be no older than 23 when you left and staying amatuer for a few years isn't really gonna hurt you that much. Especially as you'll be fully physically mature when you get out. Atleast in terms of fitness you'll probably be nearing your peak.

Nigel benn used to box in the army

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Nigel benn used to box in the army

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Was he good?

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Was Benn good in the army or in general? benn was fucking awesome. So were all of our top middleweights in that period.