What do you call your penis

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02-05-2006, 12:32 PM
ekoj

What do you call your penis

sorry dude stole your topic, oh well.

I call myn the minute man, lol nah this is what i call him. jr and ant-aconda, when i can be bothered introducing him, its usaully him doing all the talking 8)
02-05-2006, 04:08 PM
Snakey

Re: What do you call your penis

Check my username mate, what do you think i call it ;D Nah seriously i do call it snakey sometimes but usually i just call it....dick or knob or penis. Dont have any special names for it ;)
02-05-2006, 07:46 PM
rebekah

Re: What do you call your penis

i call mine jeffery
02-05-2006, 07:49 PM
Saddo

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by rebekah

i call mine jeffery

I thought you already had the opp ???
02-05-2006, 08:25 PM
Douglas

Re: What do you call your penis

I call mine 'my prick'. ???
02-06-2006, 12:46 AM
Saddo

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by 'DMD3'

I call mine 'my prick'. ???

is it named after you :-\
02-06-2006, 01:30 AM
The_One77

Re: What do you call your penis

Rocket Ronnie 8)
02-06-2006, 03:23 AM
BIG H

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by Saddo

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Originally Posted by 'DMD3'

I call mine 'my prick'. ???

is it named after youÂ :-\

;D Lol

My missus calls mine "Mr Winky"
02-06-2006, 03:27 AM
Andre

Re: What do you call your penis

Winky wright wont like it.
02-06-2006, 03:56 AM
BIG H

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by Andre

Winky wright wont like it.

;D
02-06-2006, 05:17 AM
Douglas

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by Saddo

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Originally Posted by 'DMD3'

I call mine 'my prick'. ???

is it named after youÂ :-\

No.

Of course, Floorian is an entirely different story. :o
02-06-2006, 05:38 AM
AdamGB

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The Ouchmeister
02-06-2006, 08:11 AM
Andre

Re: What do you call your penis

Pernorkle, my personal snorkel.
02-06-2006, 10:04 PM
Howlin Mad Missy

Re: What do you call your penis

boys ::)
02-06-2006, 10:50 PM
dramaking

Re: What do you call your penis

shmeckle
02-06-2006, 11:22 PM
brad4dboxer

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by Missy

boys ::)

:headscratch: What a strange thing to call your penis. ???
02-07-2006, 12:29 AM
CutMeMick

Re: What do you call your penis

I don't call it anything but my gf just calls it 'The Dick'.
02-09-2006, 02:39 AM
alex w

Re: What do you call your penis

stealing my topic.... well you did apologise.

smashups is a classic "the pussypounda"
i dunno, schlong is the best thing to call your dick

"dont make me get my schlong out"
02-11-2006, 10:07 PM
brad4dboxer

Re: What do you call your penis

alex!!! :o

Dude!
WTF happened to your snout?
>:( Tell me who did it. >:(
I'll fuckin' snow-shovel his face-front for ya. ;D
02-12-2006, 01:33 AM
alex w

Re: What do you call your penis

this bloke, fantasa, not thats not right... fanta or something jumped me in the park... i suggest you take him out/get him posting asap ;D

nah it was a fight i had a while back, pretty harsh, but i won!
02-12-2006, 02:02 AM
beds

Re: What do you call your penis

i dnt have a name for it really but theres a little wart i call billy on the bell

:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

na im kidding ;D
02-12-2006, 05:23 AM
alex w

Re: What do you call your penis

ok thats ill...

talking of bells, i can ring the doorbell with mine without even standing on the porch
02-12-2006, 06:54 AM
brad4dboxer

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by alex w

this bloke, fantasa, not thats not right... fanta or something jumped me in the park... i suggest you take him out/get him posting asap ;D

I knew you were kidding.
;D
Fantana is all about peace, love & understanding.
...and fuzzy, sexy little sheep types. 'baaaaaa' :)
Actually I read somewhere he is so hot, he is actually cold. ???

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Originally Posted by alex w

nah it was a fight i had a while back, pretty harsh, but i won!

Good deal.
Bet he was wearing more than a band-aid eh? ;)
02-12-2006, 03:44 PM
alex w

Re: What do you call your penis

my friend, i read once hes so hot, he cant be cold, but the thought of him not being able to do something turned the left side of his body cold. the hot and cold mixing made him shatter, just as he was going to post for his 10,000th...

and yes brad...
my opponent was sporting a new, top of the range, just off the shelves, stylishly clear...

oxygen maskÂ :o
02-12-2006, 04:56 PM
Snakey

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by alex w

my friend, i read once hes so hot, he cant be cold, but the thought of him not having anything that he couldnt do turned the left side of his body cold. the hot and cold mixing made him shatter, just as he was going to post for his 10,000th...
yes indeed, my opponent was sporting a new, top of the range, just off the shelves, stylishly clear...

oxygen mask :o

Has anyone talked to moonrock,nouk,santana(what ever his name is), fantana...since he left?
02-12-2006, 08:30 PM
Douglas

Re: What do you call your penis

How do you pronounce ''Meunouk"? Is it "Mewnock"? ???
02-12-2006, 08:30 PM
Douglas

Re: What do you call your penis

Or "Moo-nock"?
05-11-2006, 08:41 AM
CountryBoy

Re: What do you call your penis

What would you call it? ;)

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05-11-2006, 03:16 PM
Howlin Mad Missy

Re: What do you call your penis

Good to see this board put to good use. 8)
05-11-2006, 06:58 PM
AdamGB

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by TheDukeof74

What would you call it? ;)

Prosthetic?
05-14-2006, 10:36 PM
CountryBoy

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

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Originally Posted by TheDukeof74

What would you call it? ;)

Prosthetic?

;D
06-22-2006, 03:37 AM
bigragu

Re: What do you call your penis

Hot Italian sausage!!!
08-19-2006, 10:56 PM
Wacko3205

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

I don't call it anything but my menzes just calls it "The Rambunctious Rumpus Rectifier".

FIXED! Heh heh heh.
08-20-2006, 06:10 AM
CutMeMick

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

I don't call it anything but my menzes just calls it "The Rambunctious Rumpus Rectifier".

I don't have a penis.
But I do have a name for my pussy it's 'Loose Lips Lucy'
CuteMick would know. Right Mick? :-*

WackOff why would you say something like that? :-\
08-20-2006, 11:17 AM
drgoodlooking

Re: What do you call your penis

Richard.
08-21-2006, 12:54 AM
Scrap

Re: What do you call your penis

Mines the Measuring Stick, but I dont use it as a rule
08-21-2006, 02:44 AM
Gandalf

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

Quote:

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

I don't call it anything but my menzes just calls it "The Rambunctious Rumpus Rectifier".

I don't have a penis.
But I do have a name for my pussy it's 'Loose Lips Lucy'
CuteMick would know. Right Mick? :-*

WackOff why would you say something like that? :-\

You 2 should just get a room!! ;D
08-21-2006, 03:06 AM
CutMeMick

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by miles

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

Quote:

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

I don't call it anything but my menzes just calls it "The Rambunctious Rumpus Rectifier".

I don't have a penis.
But I do have a name for my pussy it's 'Loose Lips Lucy'
CuteMick would know. Right Mick? :-*

WackOff why would you say something like that? :-\

You 2 should just get a room!! ;D

We do get one, we do it twice a month. :lickish:
08-21-2006, 03:56 AM
Gandalf

Re: What do you call your penis

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

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Originally Posted by miles

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

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Originally Posted by wacko3205

Quote:

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

I don't call it anything but my menzes just calls it "The Rambunctious Rumpus Rectifier".

I don't have a penis.
But I do have a name for my pussy it's 'Loose Lips Lucy'
CuteMick would know. Right Mick? :-*

WackOff why would you say something like that? :-\

You 2 should just get a room!! ;D

We do get one, we do it twice a month. :lickish:

:biker: :puke: ;D
08-22-2006, 04:06 AM
Gandalf

Re: What do you call your penis

I call mine the main vein....there is no better way to silence the girls as you stand up in the bar to announce "Im just off to drain the main vein".

You gotta try it one time in your life! ;D

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