What's the worst piece of advice you have ever been told by someone?

Never try, never fail........... :-\

My bro told me that the day after i failed my course in college....(cheeky kunt, i hit him with my PS2 controller afterwards)


What's the worst advice someone had told you? 8)

"If you ignore the bumble-bee buzzing around your face, he will leave you alone... don't worry... just let him walk on your nose... he won't sting you... you're safe... really."

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Actually theres a few that stand out to me that I've heard throughout my life that just don't make any sense to me!!! ???

'Firts things first" (Well no shit!!)

'Have your cake and it too" (What fooken cake ??? )

'Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst' (Makes no fooken sense)

'You've made your bed now you have to lay on it' (Well if I just made the bed then that means I'm probably getting up & going somewhere)

'Don't bite off more then what you can chew' (Why not? If I like stuffing my face with food I should be able to eat the food however the fook I wan't)

''It's all right,it's safe!''....................................... >:mad

I know Abdul Rahman's answer for this "Come on, convert, Jesus, Heaven...having your muslim countrymen behead you for insluting their beliefs"

Any hole's a goal!!!


Might be true, but some holes should have a man cover and a health warning!!!

Lyle's gonna burst if he keeps on.

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Originally Posted by Lyle

I know Abdul Rahman's answer for this "Come on, convert, Jesus, Heaven...having your muslim countrymen behead you for insluting their beliefs"

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isn't that muhammad ali's bro?

chilli sauce makes an excellent lube... :-X it doesnt.

Leave it alone, if it was meant to involve you it would.

Cutting gives you a high...try it!!

There was a house for sale in Swansea going for £16 grand about 5 years ago and I was going to by it to do it up and sell it on.

But I did not buy it coz my mate said there is not much to be made selling property.



House in that area are going for about £100,000 now.

Gutted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend told me to drink a gallon of warm water and take a bunch of vitamins a hour and a half before my drug test. I passed the test but he didn't tell me how shitty I was gonna feel once I was done. I was laying across the chairs in the waiting room groaning in pain. Not to mention pissing in bottles at red lights on my way to the place.

One up the bum no harm done.



My arse hurt for weeks!!!!!! >:mad

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My friend told me to drink a gallon of warm water and take a bunch of vitamins a hour and a half before my drug test. I passed the test but he didn't tell me how shitty I was gonna feel once I was done. I was laying across the chairs in the waiting room groaning in pain. Not to mention pissing in bottles at red lights on my way to the place.

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You are a DRAMA king

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Originally Posted by dramaking

My friend told me to drink a gallon of warm water and take a bunch of vitamins a hour and a half before my drug test. I passed the test but he didn't tell me how shitty I was gonna feel once I was done. I was laying across the chairs in the waiting room groaning in pain. Not to mention pissing in bottles at red lights on my way to the place.

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You are a DRAMA king

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this was not dramatics. this was agony.


give it a try sometime, you'll see what I'm talking about

...what was that? I'm sorry all I heard was "WAAAAAAAHH"


hahahaha

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...what was that? I'm sorry all I heard was "WAAAAAAAHH"


hahahaha

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you southern folk are used to drinking a gallon of moonshine for breakfast I guess

"ignore it", the dumbest advice man has ever given................ever

'This season is all about hooded tops with suits' :beat:

bet on LAcy... thank god I don't bet.

my friend told me to have a shit in a public toilet.....

since then, that was the worst advice i have ever had.....nothing comes close
I had to literally stand up just to let it out, it was awful....

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my friend told me to have a shit in a public toilet.....

since then, that was the worst advice i have ever had.....nothing comes close
I had to literally stand up just to let it out, it was awful....

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Were you needing one at the time or were you just doing as you were told? :wc:

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my friend told me to have a shit in a public toilet.....

since then, that was the worst advice i have ever had.....nothing comes close
I had to literally stand up just to let it out, it was awful....

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Were you needing one at the time or were you just doing as you were told? :wc:

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i needed one....and the toilets were only across the road

the worst bit of advice i have ever heard came from this drunk weirdo...homeless aswell ok so here it goes..."whats the best thing about little boys...turn them over and theyre little girls" iwas like haha.............i didnt sleep for like a week :o

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the worst bit of advice i have ever heard came from this drunk weirdo...homeless aswell ok so here it goes..."whats the best thing about little boys...turn them over and theyre little girls" iwas like haha.............i didnt sleep for like a week :o

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One guy told me an asian woman is the same as a 13 year old white girl with a bag on her head... I almost broke my hand on his jaw.

ugh.....that's horrible

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the worst bit of advice i have ever heard came from this drunk weirdo...homeless aswell ok so here it goes..."whats the best thing about little boys...turn them over and theyre little girls" iwas like haha.............i didnt sleep for like a week :o

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One guy told me an asian woman is the same as a 13 year old white girl with a bag on her head... I almost broke my hand on his jaw.

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whoa this guy is dodgy....

"Give me a knife, I'll take care of it"


what my dad said to me when I told him I had some sort of growth that looked like a tumor on my back.

thanks dad >:mad

There have been some classics that I have either been given, or told myself:

- I promise I won't come
- That looks fine
- Of course mum loves us
- This is about weapons of mass destruction
- Trust me, I'm a doctor (Harold Shipman)