What the hell do i do if there is some kind of rat in my room?!?!

I was just about to go to sleep when there was this rat on my bed laying down like it was about to shit itself on my pillow. I got scared because it was one scary looking motherfuc*er, and it ran away.....its lurking in my room somehwere and im afraid to go to sleep because the rat might try to do something nasty on me while im asleep.
So now, i have to sleep on the couch because im pissed scared....sorry to spam but how do i get rid off it!? >:mad

....aww it's ok Helen, you don't have to stand on the chair squealing like a school girl, be a man....let a stray cat in your house, then a stray dog and so on and so forth til the problem is solved to your liking


jesus doesn't anyone watch cartoons anymore

Try to rent a cat


If the cat bothers you


Rent an elephant



and so the story goes ;D

Hit the fucker with a cricket bat. Thats what the professionals do

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Originally Posted by Lyle

....aww it's ok Helen, you don't have to stand on the chair squealing like a school girl, be a man....let a stray cat in your house, then a stray dog and so on and so forth til the problem is solved to your liking


jesus doesn't anyone watch cartoons anymore

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And you call Football gay???

I heard you like to to watch the Power Puff Girls followed by the Tweenies is that right??

Try cleaning your room you filthy animal.

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Originally Posted by skel1983

And you call Football gay???

I heard you like to to watch the Power Puff Girls followed by the Tweenies is that right??

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No FOOTBALL is not gay, I never called it gay....cricket is gay

The what followed by the what??? I'm talking Warner Brothers fool!

I ain't no sissy!

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Originally Posted by skel1983

And you call Football gay???

I heard you like to to watch the Power Puff Girls followed by the Tweenies is that right??

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No FOOTBALL is not gay, I never called it gay....cricket is gay

The what followed by the what??? I'm talking Warner Brothers fool!

I ain't no sissy!

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Im teasing you Lyle you scouse bastard ;D

There's a rat inma kitchen whatamagonna do?

Beaten to a joke by Missy... I've reached a new low :(

Just go Primal on the motherfucker One... kill the bastard...

Unlock the hunter inside! be the beast BE THE BEAST!

OK you will need a young priest and an old priest....and perhaps either Ozzy Osbourne or Alice Cooper

is it too big for that sticky paper? Shit works perfect for mice.

Does that mean that they are helpless on this sticky paper and you can bat them over the head at your leisure?.............................cool.

shoot the fucking thing with a bb gun.


make sure your aim is good.

I think we've got the perfect plan.

1) Get the sticky paper, wait for the little homo to get stuck on it

2) Shoot the fucker with a bb gun

3) Bat him over the head for good measure


I'll send you my bill
Thank you.

Setting him on fire wouldnt hurt either, well it wouldnt hurt after he had been shot and coshed over the head.

[img width=700 height=466]http://www.clemson.edu/cef/bat%20and%20mammal%20%20images/oldfield%20mouse.jpg[/img]

Here's a pic of what it looked like....
I just don't know what to do anymore

disgusting isn't it.......

I've seen bigger...

hahahaha funny thread... dont corner it or it will go for your throat ;D


just get some poison if you cant catch it ((for the rat.... not for the wuss ;D))

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[img width=700 height=466]http://www.clemson.edu/cef/bat%20and%20mammal%20%20images/oldfield%20mouse.jpg[/img]

Here's a pic of what it looked like....
I just don't know what to do anymore

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Thats a mouse!Ya big girl! ;D

buy rat poison. catch the pest and force feed it. tie a string around it's snout so it wouldn't spit it out. tie another string around it's neck so it wouldn't throw up. it requires a bit of patience but i'm sure it'll work.

You could get one of those sticky paper things from you local supermarket and lay them everywhere so when the rat runs over the paper,it'll stick to it.Or,get a wooden stick,sharpen it and go hunting!

Just feed it and call it Tyson or something! ;D

Thats a fookin mouse ya big fairy! We get em all the time in our house as we live in an old georgian house by some fields. They come in out of the cold and wet.

'little nipper' mouse traps mate...£1 each. They do the trick and you can set the kunts on a HAIR TRIGGER

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Originally Posted by The Game

You could get one of those sticky paper things from you local supermarket and lay them everywhere so when the rat runs over the paper,it'll stick to it.Or,get a wooden stick,sharpen it and go hunting!

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Why didn't I think of that? :beat:

isn't it cute :-*

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isn't it cute :-*

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They look even cuter when you come down in the morning and the arm of the trap has snapped across its nose causing its eyes to pop out of their sockets. Not killing the mouse instantly but giving the cute little mite a slow agonising painful death. If you are lucky enough and you hear the trap 'snap' you can run downstairs quickly and watch it 'jipping out' as it dies in pain.

Filthy vermin

get a humane trap and put chocolate in it or peanut butter or those bigger plastic killer traps and not the vile metal ones that will take off a limb. Poison takes several days to work plus you now have a rotting dead mouse under your bed

No DON'T get a humane trap These things are vermin and piss all over your room (they are incontinent)...there are MILLIONS of them everywhere. Trapping one and setting it back off outside only gives it time to breed and re-invade your house with back-up at a later date. Leaving you wishing you would have smoked the little fucker in the first place.

Our mice have gotten smart so i have had to box clever. They used to outwit me by somehow eating the chocolate but not set off the trap.

Not nowadays...i now have a 100% conversion rate of kills to trap settings on the first night. I am the mouse execution expert. Listen to me....NOT some airy fairy BURD like Missy who loves all gods creatures and thinks they should be preserved.

Sod em. Get a 'nipper' set it on a hair trigger and watch the little fuckers 'jip out' as they go to hell and back and die in a cauldron of pain and anger. Then smoke a fat cigar and give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done soldier :army:

you were outwitted by mice. How sweet.

They were special mice...they improvised, adapted and overcame.

I was/am always one step ahead.

Catch him, cage him and give the kids a new pet.

I got in my work truck one morning and mice were just sitting on the dash board looking at me like I was the outsider.
we got cute little field mice around at the moment 2,Those new plastic traps with the spring are great they miss nothing,peanut butter is their fav food to put in it.
I have to kill the poor little suckers cause we got brown snakes and tigers around this area and where theres snake food theres snakes and where there is one of something, there is always three.Brrrrrr..

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I was just about to go to sleep when there was this rat on my bed laying down like it was about to S*** itself on my pillow. I got scared because it was one scary looking motherfuc*er, and it ran away.....its lurking in my room somehwere and im afraid to go to sleep because the rat might try to do something nasty on me while im asleep.
So now, i have to sleep on the couch because im pissed scared....sorry to spam but how do i get rid off it!? >:mad

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you put food in the center of the room, and you hide and wait,

then you hit that shit with a bat

hahaha...just too bump and end this retarded thread once and for all, this is what happened...
I ended up buying this £110 (summin like 70 dollars) device which makes a frequency noise so low humans can't hear it except the mouse....so i plugged the device in and went to sleep for the night.
So the next day i woke up, and the mouse was lying dead on the carpet with it's ears blown apart.. I was so proud of myself, the bastard never had a chance.


























Who's the Daddy now, mr mouse 8)

MURDERER!!!! here, I thought you wouldn't dare kill a fly >:mad

haha...i never killed the creature, my awesome device did ;D

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Originally Posted by The_One77

haha...i never killed the creature, my awesome device did ;D

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wait a minute................................ :cwm13:
guess your right :D oh! well guess he deserved it

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Originally Posted by The_One77

hahaha...just too bump and end this retarded thread once and for all, this is what happened...
I ended up buying this £110 (summin like 70 dollars) device which makes a frequency noise so low humans can't hear it except the mouse....so i plugged the device in and went to sleep for the night.
So the next day i woke up, and the mouse was lying dead on the carpet with it's ears blown apart.. I was so proud of myself, the B****** never had a chance. O0


























Who's the Daddy now, mr mouse 8)

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thats gangsta