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I got 38 years in prison and a £9500 fine. DODGY GEEZER!!!!!
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I got 38 years in prison and a £9500 fine. DODGY GEEZER!!!!!
Just where is Smashup?
26 years 0 fines.
i got 40.5 years in jail and a $7000 fine
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lucky they didnt ask any other questions :P
just had another go and answered yes 2 everything
132 yearsin prison, $9500 fine and the possibility of the death penalty
29 years $7K fine
The mince meat pie had to be a factor in that though....when the hell am I gonna eat one of those...it damn sure wouldn't be on xmas anyways
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 15 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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They didn't ask the right questions... :P
I'm with Adam :saint:
26 yrs and 2 grand fine
61 years and £7000 fine ;)
I didn't get any years or fines ???
the thing just said I was crooked :-[
In Chester you can shoot a welsh with a bow and arrow after midnight... :o
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
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i think its cause i used to be a stoner. i bought weed back with me when i was on holiday, blatently thats what racked it up
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 15.5 Potential fine: £0
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
I did lie on some of them just in case this shit!!! gets tracked :)
I guess lying on this adds anorher fine & maybe a yr. or 2. ;D
aint so bad, i only got the death penalty lol
bump lmao lmao
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000
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I loved that bit, I think it was only on certain days of the week as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taeth
I liked it best in York well you can shoot a Scotsman at any time or day of the week apart from Sundays.
These must be left over laws from Edward Longshank's days I suppose?
I tell you what though I'm glad I'm not Indonesian. Wanking is punishable by decapitation! :o
If I lived there I'd have no limbs and my mouth and nose removed to prevent me gripping an artifical hand on a stick with my teeth :-\
THE REAL ALEX WOULD NEVER BUY WEED!Quote:
Originally Posted by alex w
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 40.5 Potential fine: £2000
Years in prison: 40.5 Potential fine: £0
Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK.
good god!!!!
86.5 years in prison and a £2000 fine!!!!!
im a prison officer, im untouchable!!!
;D
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 100.5 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 23.5 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
50 years 2000 grand fine
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
There's no fine, or death penalty for clicking yes on all the rediculous questions, including shooting someone with a bow and arrow. :D
Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000
Hmmmmmmm :o