No headgear. 12 round title fight. No standing 8. 8 ounce gloves. No ring card girls.
50 thousand big ones.
Cash.
No post fight interviews.
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No headgear. 12 round title fight. No standing 8. 8 ounce gloves. No ring card girls.
50 thousand big ones.
Cash.
No post fight interviews.
Oh, .... And mandatory rematch clause.
aye
Hell yea I reckon I would last maybe 30 seconds 1 min maximum so 50k for a few punches yes please I'll take that. Now if it was someone like a prime Mike Tyson then fuck that
Tbf , I probably would with Tyson as well, because that would probably only last about 15 seconds!Quote:
Originally Posted by g3org3
But not $50,000 , more like £50k
Haha I like that fight strategy. I was thinking that I could probably survive three rounds. I know that sounds wildly fantastic and delusionally optimistic what to say the very least but I think there is a way between running about the ring and clenching and wasting time and even throwing some wild punches that you can probably make it into the third round.Quote:
Originally Posted by g3org3
ive been hit off heavyweights, just your average club nothing special hobbiest heavyweights and they hit hard
I cant imagine how hard the good professional heavies hit let alone a pomp tyson
Hmm, could the money be withheld for taking a dive? It would kind of depend on what his intentions were. If he wanted to hurt me, there's a good chance he would take more time off my life or at least quality of life than it would take to earn the dough another way. MAybe if there were ring card girls who would also double as live in nurses to help me recover?
Which is precisely why I eliminated the possibility of ring card girls between rounds Reviving you in certain special ways. I will leave those ways to your imagination.Quote:
Originally Posted by p4pking
I would take the fight for half that...Only problem is that GGG has been ducking me for 18 months now
I call him in the middle of the night and tell him his mother is a whore, even that can't get him riled enough to step in the ring with me.
Do you think you might be ringing the wrong number?Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
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You reckon you are taking 'a few punches' and lasting 30-60 seconds?!Quote:
Originally Posted by g3org3
I am a Heavyweight, but am not silly enough to think I am even capable of taking a punch without hitting the deck hard. I am lasting one punch and the ten count if the ref is taking the piss...
Sure.
Just wear a face mask of andre ward and GGG won't make it past the weigh in.
Most definitely.
I can use $50,000 right now.
Ha ha good one! Does anyone even know what Andre Ward looks like nowadays? It's been so long since he's shown his face! 😂😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by imp
I'm not all that up on todays technology and these electronic coversation machines do confuse me so you may be right, I've been alive for 30 years and never once has he asked to fight me therefore he is ducking me, he is blatantly scared of meQuote:
Originally Posted by Primo CarneraDo you think you might be ringing the wrong number?Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
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But you've never rang me , you bottler. Whereas that gutsy little pip squeak mate of yours, Robin, well he's never off the phone calling me out! As for that old prick Alfred, well I just put that down to Dementia. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BatmanI'm not all that up on todays technology and these electronic coversation machines do confuse me so you may be right, I've been alive for 30 years and never once has he asked to fight me therefore he is ducking me, he is blatantly scared of meQuote:
Originally Posted by Primo CarneraDo you think you might be ringing the wrong number?Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
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You are, what the English call, a wanker, but I like your style.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
This has been a wildly funny thread. "Make it thru the 10-count if the ref is taking the piss" had me in stitches, reeling and a rocking!
50k to fight the smiling assassin? I might be punchy, but i'm not silly.
No!
That's NUTS!!!
Yes and I would do a Bruce Seldon.
Yea I think so from GGG I did boxing for probably 10-12 years sparring quite a few pros and I'm also 16st 7lbs although when I trained I was around 15st so I could at least take a few from him but highly doubt I would see the end of the round haQuote:
Originally Posted by BritkidYou reckon you are taking 'a few punches' and lasting 30-60 seconds?!Quote:
Originally Posted by g3org3
I am a Heavyweight, but am not silly enough to think I am even capable of taking a punch without hitting the deck hard. I am lasting one punch and the ten count if the ref is taking the piss...
GGG=……………untested
I could do an Ortiz and hug and kiss him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
$50k to get put to sleep? That's a no brainer, if I don't wake up so be it.
You have just replied to yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by MasterI could do an Ortiz and hug and kiss him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I fight myself in the bathroom mirror for free ffs. This a far better step up with pay and added fans. If we can limit this to a no body shot match then I'm in! And I get a bat.
No punches to the face too by GGG, he has to fight on one leg too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
I feel like an A side fighter. :)
No punches to the face? Ouch, I would rather see my jaw broken, than take a shot to the ribs.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterNo punches to the face too by GGG, he has to fight on one leg too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
I feel like an A side fighter. :)
I was following on from Spicoli no body shots.Quote:
Originally Posted by BritkidNo punches to the face? Ouch, I would rather see my jaw broken, than take a shot to the ribs.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterNo punches to the face too by GGG, he has to fight on one leg too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
I feel like an A side fighter. :)
I would rather just get it over with, take the 50K and just get knocked clean out. Not that it would be pleasant, but I've had bruised ribs for 2.5 weeks now and it fucking sucks. Could not imagine a GGG body shot. One, I couldn't imagine one. I'm serious, I could not imagine being hit by him one time. There is a reason guys who fight him (or any viscous body puncher) don't fight for an extended period of time after. I'd rather my brain take the damage one time.
Bruce Seldon did it (Olympic dive), and wasn't the worse for the wear.
If he can do it, so can we.
In the process of getting knocked the f*** out by GGG I would definitely take one or two wild Haymaker shots to go for the lucky knockout myself
If I'm going to get knocked out then I'm going to get knocked out throwing the hardest punches that I can.....
not cowering in the corner with my gloves up about my cheeks taking body shots like a pincushion
I want a fold of stretcher in my corner instead of a chair and no problem.
So you plan on laying down in the corner between rounds? That is a good strategy as you will be well rested for each successive round.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Well that is a lot of money and GGG not a heavyweight he hits hard but think you be ok. I mean you get knocked out and make year worth pay for good job and getting ended fast causes less damage. I mean all you got to do is cover up maybe he body shots you and you go down sounds fine to me.
You make some compelling points.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr140