Shit food that you can't help but enjoy
I've just ordered a curry (nothing shit about that, nice chicken madras) but earlier on I got some grub in and realised that I had let myself and everyone I know down.
I purchased a Rustlers BBQ rib burger, I know it is proper shite but I just really fancied one, I can't remember the last time I had one, it was really nice
this is when the tale goes proper horror story
whilst I was wondering through the shop, and I have no idea why I did this, I've never had it before but for some reason I bought some frozen donner kebab meat, why the fuck would anyone want to eat that? and why the fuck do I now have it in my freezer???
Thing is though that is just the sort of shit that I will find quite nice.
What real real shit stuff do you lot like then?
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Had a pulled pork sammich topped with coleslaw on a pretzel bun for lunch.
Pistachios and coffee. Yes both are food ;D
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I'm in Italy at the minute, and where I am, at breakfast time in all the local bars, the savoury option is a Wurstel sausage roll, wrapped in puff pastry. And they warm it for you in the Microwave. It's pure dogs hit really, but I fucking love it! It's a bit of a guilty pleasure , especially with all the top notch food around here, but I just can't resist it.
Also , if I grill a steak or roast a chicken, I HAVE TO get some bread and dip it into the fat and juices in the grill pan. ;D
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As a rule I never eat pre prepared processed food or junk food.
But I do enjoy buttered toast with baked beans now and again.
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imp
White toblerone
(The massive one)
Scones..with loads of butter...toasted scones..
White toblerone ? don't you realise black toblerones matter to ?
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Dark Lord Al
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imp
White toblerone
(The massive one)
Scones..with loads of butter...toasted scones..
White toblerone ? don't you realise black toblerones matter to ?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :happy0931sb4::happy0931sb4::happy0931sb4::happy09 31sb4::happy0931sb4::happy0931sb4:
@ruthless rocco
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Apparently beet chips and potato salad at Sunday dog park qualify. Going to be a long Monday morning :-X
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Marmite, cheese and corned beef sandwiches
I love really cheap shitty orrible meat for some reason, I'm the same with spam, and that cheap processed pork with the slive of egg in the middle
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for some reason I bought some frozen donner kebab meat
Nobody is going to beat that.
we can talk about every other shit food ever devised by mankind, animalkind or insectkind. We can talk about strange delicacies, odd national foods and even desperation during starvation
nothing will even approach the depravity of what you have done :o
Doner kebab meat .... and I know this because I worked in an abattoir as a summer job once is made of the white stringy cartilage stuff in meat, of hooves, horns, eyeballs, and all the mucky slimy shit you scrape off the floor at the end of your shift.
And someone actually couldn't sell all this one day, so THEY FROZE IT SO PEOPLE COULD EAT IT WHEN THEY WERE SOBER.
Mate, we may as well end this thread now.
I bow to your greatness, I cannot add anything that would not be a mere piffle to your culinary braveness. I bet you would even eat Klingon food.:appl:
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Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.
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Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.
You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good.
My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.
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p4pking
Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.
You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good.
My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.
I've got a jar of Bovril in front of me on my desk at work, love the stuff, usually I prefer a hearty spoonful of marmite and half an oxo cube with a good dose of pepper in boiling water but Bovril is more hastle free
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Gandalf
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p4pking
Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.
You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good.
My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.
Trying to saw your arm off, crashing into paddy fields and getting smashed over the head with a rice cooker are all probably marginally more devastating to your health than a dry spoon full of Bovril. Anything calling itself the 'Garden of Life ' is almost guaranteed to require holding your nose to down, and having the culinary and nutritional benefits of a box of corrugated cardboard. Brilliant I think I will just get a job that requires me to wear the same uniform every day, pipe 'muzak' directly into my head, and hammer myself in the bollocks anytime a get a boner. I mean, why don't you just eat sand I am sure it will fill you up ? :lickish:
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Gandalf
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p4pking
Hahaha, wish the like button was working... Hot dogs are basically the same as X was saying. The only thing I feel guilty about ingesting is liquor these days, eating very clean as I've become less of a food person. I really wish you could just get complete nutrition in pill form, it would be a life upgrade imo.
You could try the Garden of Life raw meal. All your nutrients and probiotics are in there and you can just have a few scoops of it each day. It's made from natural fruits, veggies and berries. You just gulp it down mixing it with water. I agree about wanting just a perfect pill. Most of the food we produce is toxic junk and even the healthy stuff like an apple is coated in really nasty chemicals. I ate a banana the other day that was ridiculously big. God knows what they are adding to these foods. Organic bananas don't look like that! I guess they have to keep feeding the growing global population, but all we going to end up doing is destroy the planet and producing mutant food like wheat or beef medicated up to the eyeballs, which as X states will end up in Batman's kebab. It's not looking good.
My guilty pleasure is Bovril. I dip a spoon in and lick the bovine beefiness off. You can have it as a tea but it isn't very satisfying that way. It is probably devastating to my health.
Trying to saw your arm off, crashing into paddy fields and getting smashed over the head with a rice cooker are all probably marginally more devastating to your health than a dry spoon full of Bovril. Anything calling itself the 'Garden of Life ' is almost guaranteed to require holding your nose to down, and having the culinary and nutritional benefits of a box of corrugated cardboard. Brilliant I think I will just get a job that requires me to wear the same uniform every day, pipe 'muzak' directly into my head, and hammer myself in the bollocks anytime a get a boner. I mean, why don't you just eat sand I am sure it will fill you up ? :lickish:
Of all the tripe that people are eating in this thread you want to have a go at a very effective nutritional supplement? :p Take my monday where after over an hour drive I start at 9 and do not finish until 5 followed by another hours drive home. Nutritional supplements become a godsend as not only do I lose weight on such days, I also find it hard to get good nutrition. It's no wonder people are getting sick with their daily lunch 'sandwich'. You can get around that somewhat by finding high calorie non junk food (nuts, seeds) and supplementing with organic food substitutes. Fruit is alright, but it's not filling and the sugar content is high. I only have 3 and a half days of the week where I am able to eat and be filled up naturally. I could nip down to the bakery, but I am gluten free and try to avoid easy temptations. Same with junk like fried chicken, it's just bad for you. Finding good wholesome, filling food is quite difficult away from home.
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YOu should pay a visit to doc
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Those foods are full of additives and MSG and they often contain gluten. I tend not to eat something unless I can be sure of the hygiene and what is in it. It is better to just stick with what you know and prepare and handle all food products yourself. If I went to the cafeteria, I would probably only eat rice, so it's just not worth it. If I can prepare my own basic vegetables with a bit of tasty meat and some rice and then supplement with further nutrition then that is enough on those days. When you work all day though, you cannot really eat a big meal too late at night and so I eat less calories than I should on those days. It is what it is. I burn a lot of energy when working too. I have always been insect in form with a hyper rate of metabolism. Supplementing in the right proportions is good for you and things like Vitamin K2 you cannot even get in most ordinary food. A good protein powder and a decent vitamin supplement is essential IMO.
I am with P4P. I would prefer a perfect pill 3 times a day. There isn't enough time in the day to really cook well.
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Those foods are full of additives and MSG and they often contain gluten. I tend not to eat something unless I can be sure of the hygiene and what is in it. It is better to just stick with what you know and prepare and handle all food products yourself. If I went to the cafeteria, I would probably only eat rice, so it's just not worth it. If I can prepare my own basic vegetables with a bit of tasty meat and some rice and then supplement with further nutrition then that is enough on those days. When you work all day though, you cannot really eat a big meal too late at night and so I eat less calories than I should on those days. It is what it is. I burn a lot of energy when working too. I have always been insect in form with a hyper rate of metabolism. Supplementing in the right proportions is good for you and things like Vitamin K2 you cannot even get in most ordinary food. A good protein powder and a decent vitamin supplement is essential IMO.
I am with P4P. I would prefer a perfect pill 3 times a day. There isn't enough time in the day to really cook well.
In that case get the hell out of my thread.
This is for chit chat about greasy McDonals, Rotton KFC, Marmite, Tripe, Jellied eels, Frozen Donner meat, Ice cream and cheese sandwiches, beef jerky,pork pie, scotch eggs and microwavable burgers
Fictional healthy food pills and vegetables do not belong in here.
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Crisps then. I like crisps as long as the ingredients are okay. They are really shit and cause diabetes and liver disease. I like crisps.
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Despite its convenience, I wouldn't like to survive on a diet of pills (even if they perfectly met my nutritional needs). I like the act of sitting down to eat a meal, I like cooking nice food, I like going to restaurants and picking something, knowing that somebody has gone to some effort to produce it.
i like the sight, smell and texture of food.
i spent twelve years making welterweight, which was bloody hard work and I sacrificed quite a bit of entertainment and food to do so, maybe that's why I enjoy food so much now.
funnily enough, I am still only a pound or two over 10st7lb ...... but I will admit that much of it is in different places than before 😀
I also dont don't mind a bit of junk food every now and again, KFC, Nandos, Kebabs (but not donner), takeaway curries etc. They taste nice because they are high in fat, sugar and salt which the human body craves. Even a McDonalds every so often, though they do make me feel a bit sick afterwards!
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A few weeks back I walked from St Austell to Falmouth with my Dad and younger brothers. Have not used my proper rucksack for about twenty years. Opened the top pocket and found a vegetable cup a soup form 1996. My and my youngest bro were curious and so made it up. Smelt fine, looked fine. So we both ate some and were fine ;D (Disclaimer - Do not try this at home unless you are a bit daft or bloody really hungry)
