I have been meditating on complex matters on humanity and the spiritual realm. I am now able to see things at the subatomic level. I can now say with authority that you guys are all cunts.
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I have been meditating on complex matters on humanity and the spiritual realm. I am now able to see things at the subatomic level. I can now say with authority that you guys are all cunts.
Please don't reply to this let it sink off the forum. I'm scared of reading the bullshit you guys will starting posting to fool yourself that your not cunts while I know beyond a doubt that you are
@Master please delete this thread. I am in a fragile mental state today and I'm scared listening to a bunch of cunts cry cause I figured them out.
@Master walrus is on painkillers and faking this whole "Miles-style" Melodrama.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Do NOT delete this thread of The Freakin' Beacon
ok
I can't speak for everyone else on the forum but I can confirm that I am indeed a cunt
A cunt of the highest order if I do say so myself
You ain't a cunt yet, you have to earn that right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
Oh that's great! How much weight have you lost?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2J0Tgchmw
He has probably just wedged a torch up his arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Thank you Walrus for your Mile's moment I think you will be a strong favourite for the gay crown next year's .
Miles will never speak to you again .ðŸ˜
Guilty. The whole cunt thing here :bag: Today I did a shopping cart road rage George Costanza impersonation with three kids in the store. Mom thought it was "cute" that they each pushed mini carts around following her in the store.
cunts. The lot of us ;D
You set 'em straight, Walrus. You enlightened bastard, you!
I just want to bump this thread because it is funny. Walrus, you shouldn't mix the OTC medicine with alcohol. Not only does it make you more enlightened, but it can leave you slumped unconscious slumped at your desk in a state of deep contemplation. The respiratory system will slip into a coma state and the cat will miaow at you as your wife drags you feet first to the bed and you will have wild and erratic dreams about Donald Trump and wake in a pool of dribble hungry for high fat foods, but otherwise, you will be as right as rain.
An enlightened bump.
I see very clearly
on new subjects tho I need some time
A jolly good bump.
walrus knows fuck all about enlightenment.
Enlightenment is what we need. Bump.
That being the case....miles....what mind altering hallucinogens will you be trying? LSD, mushrooms, Ayahuasca? What will it be? Will you find your spirit animal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
You know, I have no moral objection to any of that and think those substances can help people. A different perspective can be very useful sometimes. Obviously I don't take such substances because I live in a country where being an alcoholic is quite routine, but to seek less destructive avenues will lead to prison and is very frowned upon. In such an environment the only way to stay partially enlightened is to remain sober or join a cult.