I've been slacking and don't like Hallmark holidays anyway but I'd like to get my wife something. She wouldn't like me to spend a lot of money. I could get away with a nice hand written card but I'm looking for something different.
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I've been slacking and don't like Hallmark holidays anyway but I'd like to get my wife something. She wouldn't like me to spend a lot of money. I could get away with a nice hand written card but I'm looking for something different.
You could start with a new snow blower you lazy bastard with all the snow you guys get up there
probably 8 cans of stella a chicken madras and a night of listening to some good old fashioned rock n roll, followed by an intense masturbation session.
Yeah I will be my own valentines
@Batman your honesty is impressive. Soon, some women is going to snap u up and it will be the happiest day of her lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Batman
I've got a hockey game on Valentine's night....soooooo I guess I'll be getting her a nice comfy chair from which to watch me play hockey ;D
Oh I'm sure I'll come up with something special for her
Dude I got a soccer game not into soccer but it looks fun need time for my new XboxQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Like with Christmas we don't do these manufactured days. If she wants something she can buy it. It's that simple. Doesn't matter what day. She knows what she wants more than I do so why interfere?
I will get a card and hand write a 17 year appraisal of our marriage.
That's pretty damn risky master, you should ask a real wordsmith to help you out, someone who San really create feeling and convey emotion through just a few words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
You guessed it, you should ask Paul Kevin to help you out.
my dick in a box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KL9ljbXUhkQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
Is your surname Bobbit?Quote:
Originally Posted by vidgil
I'm not getting her anything, she doesn't need anything.
She already has me :cool:
Was thinking about exchanging vacuums :cwm13: and a dark chocolate drizzle. Maybe a card.
@Beanz sorry I meant to like your bobbit joke but hit dislikeQuote:
Originally Posted by BeanzIs your surname Bobbit?Quote:
Originally Posted by vidgil
As I looked deep into her eyes across the candlelit table, I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies.
That's when I realised I drugged the wrong glass :-\
Well my card did not go down too well. She did not like the appraisal. :p