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Up in North Wales the wind took the roof off my polycarbonate shed.
Shit one bit of the roof slide down and hit me between the eyes cutting the bridge of my nose.
I was seeing start and a sore nose put the roof on high winds and pissing down with rain.
So much for a few days holidays and the gutters on my conservator were blocked unblocking them in the rain.
Fucking bad day the wife laughing at my nose it's ruined my good looks LOL.
In Brum it was windy as fuck but I mean come on people were going on like it was the end of the world, I really like bad weather, I love going out and walking in it, thunder storms really excite me and I just love walking when it is absolutely hammering down and blowing a gale.
As people were leaving the office they were telling each other to have a safe journey, one bird actually told someone to text them to let them know they'd got home safely, I mean come on get a fucking grip you bunch of absolute fucktards
Pffft you guys don't know from wind....we have Hurricanes, tornadoes, you have WIND....:-\
Someone died in Wolverhampton because of it.
My neighbours car got hit by a big broken branch.
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Originally Posted by Master
Geee......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmpqbKORv-Q
.....that must have been REALLY scary :-X
Lyle 94 mph wind speed is pretty rough mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Large trees coming down and electricity supplies off.
Not much fun.
If it ain't triple digits I don't give a shitQuote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoLyle 94 mph wind speed is pretty rough mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Large trees coming down and electricity supplies off.
Not much fun.
Yeah man we are a bunch of pussies, I want fucking hurricanes, I ain't gunna accept all these cunts complaining about it until I see a cow being lifted into the air like in twister , we gotta man up its only a bit of wind.
.....Hurricane force winds, where you've got sustained winds that are high up there and not just gusts that can be very tough. But again if it's not a Category 3 I'm not all that worried.
http://youtu.be/8HsXXaXg9Xc Couple of weeks ago a few miles away. Nothing like sitting in cat. 3-4 hurricane winds though ;D. Stay safe!
....but they have WIND @Spicoli .......WIND......it blows over the dustbins in Shrewsbury and rocks the lorries back and forth in Upton Snodsbury!!!!
It's usually the mid size sedans and splintered roofs flying around like Wal mart bags that we worry about down South ;D.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Double wides fly pretty good, it's the landings I worry aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by SpicoliIt's usually the mid size sedans and splintered roofs flying around like Wal mart bags that we worry about down South ;D.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Saw one bent around some overpass in Mississippi once. Thing looked exactly like a stepped on tin can. Amazing something so large can fly like a kite. Road signs impersonating Chinese flying stars can also be a hairy ordeal.Quote:
Originally Posted by El KabongDouble wides fly pretty good, it's the landings I worry aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by SpicoliIt's usually the mid size sedans and splintered roofs flying around like Wal mart bags that we worry about down South ;D.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
From what I heard Rich had his Black Sabbath album collection out in the shed and the wind blew the Black Sabbath album collection all way out to Cardiff
And the reason for anybody to keep an album collection in a shed would be?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Have you seen the typical English shed, a decent fart can do serious damage to most of them.
P.s. The joke would have worked better if you said he kept his sabbath record collection in his (planet) caravan
HA now that is funny
No wrong shed all my albums are safe Steve .Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
It was a new shed full of crap today no wind the sun is out great.
My nose is sore I am a laughing stock they all think my wife gave me a right hand LOL.
It is a Welsh shed Boyo so I would cut out the Generalizations before you are marched back over the border so fast that your feet won't even touch the ground lovely boy .Quote:
Originally Posted by BatmanAnd the reason for anybody to keep an album collection in a shed would be?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Have you seen the typical English shed, a decent fart can do serious damage to most of them.
P.s. The joke would have worked better if you said he kept his sabbath record collection in his (planet) caravan
HA now that is funny
Nice shoes them boots
Beans how dare you say that. In a matter of a few short days I will actually be seeing that Welsh shed firsthand period! are you saying that I have to then March Batman back over to you so you can kick his ass?Quote:
Originally Posted by BeanzIt is a Welsh shed Boyo so I would cut out the Generalizations before you are marched back over the border so fast that your feet won't even touch the ground lovely boy .Quote:
Originally Posted by BatmanAnd the reason for anybody to keep an album collection in a shed would be?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Have you seen the typical English shed, a decent fart can do serious damage to most of them.
P.s. The joke would have worked better if you said he kept his sabbath record collection in his (planet) caravan
HA now that is funny
Nice shoes them boots
This has been an unexpected turn of events and we might have to write it into the script
HA try it, I can picture it nowQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustBeans how dare you say that. In a matter of a few short days I will actually be seeing that Welsh shed firsthand period! are you saying that I have to then March Batman back over to you so you can kick his ass?Quote:
Originally Posted by BeanzIt is a Welsh shed Boyo so I would cut out the Generalizations before you are marched back over the border so fast that your feet won't even touch the ground lovely boy .Quote:
Originally Posted by BatmanAnd the reason for anybody to keep an album collection in a shed would be?Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Have you seen the typical English shed, a decent fart can do serious damage to most of them.
P.s. The joke would have worked better if you said he kept his sabbath record collection in his (planet) caravan
HA now that is funny
Nice shoes them boots
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Batman how do you underestimate the left uppercut that beans has up his sleeve
I have just realised after years everybody on here is fucking mad bar me of course.ðŸ˜
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
Lyle my friend you can see why someone from the UK would be more worried about 94 mph winds than someone from America.
Remember the average American is 400lbs so they don't have to worry about blowing away , people from the UK worry as they are not as fat. ;)
beanz is 3 sheets to the wind
....So is that wind blowing around toothbrushes and dental floss then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Lord AlQuote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
Lyle my friend you can see why someone from the UK would be more worried about 94 mph winds than someone from America.
Remember the average American is 400lbs so they don't have to worry about blowing away , people from the UK worry as they are not as fat. ;)