Have a cracking day @Batman. Hopefully someone buys you a library card and an alarm clock.
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Have a cracking day @Batman. Hopefully someone buys you a library card and an alarm clock.
Happy Birthday mate.. how old are you?
Mr Saturday night Brit boxing rd-by-rd threader. Moans about every fucking Eddie Hearn/Sky card and seems to spend half the time waffling about what he's missed in between eating, drinking and reading but you can rely on him to always be there. Nice.
Happy birthday mate drink and eat pizza.
Happy birthday dude. Many happy birthday wishes.
Cheers peeps
I'm 32 years old today, I always said that I'll be lucky to make it to 35 so I've not got long left.
....will there be enough books for you to make it to 35???Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
Happy birthday, I'm enjoying my old age as well. I get to undergo surgery soon as my body is apparently falling apart. Happy days sir!
Happy birthday
so it is your Birthday! have a good one bud.
I wasn't going to but I have decided that even though I can't afford it, today is my birthday so I've treated myself to 8 cans of Grolsch
Stella less skunky
Oooooh dear dear dear, this will never do, Brockton, you must be careful what you post because.......it's like having a garden full of toxic and poisonous weeds and then coming and planting a new one each day. Doesn't seem very constructive. Isn't that shit? Isn't this shit? Day in day out. What exactly are you trying to achieve? You ain't winning any hearts and minds or doing yourself any favours.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Wiser words have never been written eh fella?
I'm off the Stella for a little while, even though its my 'go to' lager, I'm a little fed up of it, for some reason Grolsch knocks the bollocks out of me, 8 cans of stella and I'm fine for work the following day, 8 cans of Grolsch and I feel it for a few hours after waking up...plus you only drink 330ml bottles of the stuff so you are barely allowed an opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust
Just blasting out some Sensational Alex Harvey Band whilst knocking back my 4th can, I get the feeling I may be getting the rum out later
Happy birthday don't get to drunk.😁
Ha, this ain't a birthday drink, its a standard Thursday drink, I just can't really afford it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bando
people at work were horrified today when I said that I wasn't doing anything at all for my birthday, they said 'well will your mom n dad pop round and see you, are you gunna go out for a drink with any of your mates, and you going to go out on the weekend' etc
the answer is a resounding NO, not because I'm miserable but just because its another day to me, I don't feel the need to celebrate it, I don't see it as a milestone, I'm one day further away from my birth and one day closer to my death, the only difference between today and tomorrow is that tomorrow I will be one day further away from my birth and one day closer to my death.
If my birthday was yesterday I would have spent it drinking coffee and reading a book but it just so happens to have fallen on my unofficial drinking night.
my family have never made a big thing about birthdays, in fact I don't think I've so much as had a text of me mom to wish me happy birthday, my sister came around to see me yesterday cuz she got her days mixed up and I kicked her out of my flat after 15 minutes cuz one of her kids nearly smashed my banjo
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Originally Posted by Batman
Not had a Grolsch in years, nice beer that :cool:
Happy Birthday son
Never understood the flip top on Grolsch. Not like one will be around long enough to reseal it ;D. Happy Birthday bud! Hope you convince the lady in your life to break out the skimpiest Bat Girl gear and make it memorable :-X.
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Originally Posted by Spicoli
have a rocking day.
Thought I would bump this seeings as none of you fuckers will make me a new one.
Leave his mum out of thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Happy birthday Batman. Have a cracking day.
I'm spending it in bed hungover
Happy birthday bud have a good one.👑
Get up and out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
Late happy birthday. Give Nige a call.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batman
Belated Happy Birthday bud.
Its not belated, my birthday is actually today
I went out yesterday, not necessarily because of my birthday, it was just the only time I could meet up with my mate who I haven't seen in a while, I'll be celebrating today with a few cans and a curry, pretty standard Friday night
Happy B day Batman
Happiest of birthdays caped crusader :thumb:
Read many books have many drinks!
The top makes it easy to get the last draws off of a roach there @Spicoli .....I thought you'd have known that, but maybe you're more of a bong/bowl guyQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Are you f****** serious? Today is seriously Batman's birthday? Are you f****** serious? What the f*** I have to quickly look up the Stella Artois corporate headquarters because they're about to fucking lose half their inventory
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
Now THAT................... was funny. ;D ;D ;D
Thought I'd bump this thread
Missed last year so I'm a twat. So happy double birthday and drink twice as much.
Hope you have a shite Birthday never liked you anyhoos :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Batman
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Happy birthday batman, with Villa on a roll and beating your old flat face of a manager you should be top of the world.
Happy birthday sir.
Happy birthday bud.