Tyson Fury and Hughie blame failed drugs tests on eating a WHOLE BO
Tyson Fury and his cousin Hughie set to blame failed drugs tests on eating a WHOLE BOAR every week
Tyson Fury and his cousin Hughie will claim they failed a drugs test because they ate a whole boar - guts and all- EVERY WEEK.
The 6ft 9in heavyweight, 28, faces a National Anti-Doping Panel next month where is accused of taking banned anabolic steroid nandrolone to enhance his performance, which he strongly denies.
Fury’s boxing licence was suspended last year and he voluntarily gave up his WBA, WBO and IBO belts.
But Fury, who has previously admitted to taking cocaine, is set to argue he failed the test due to contaminated offal from his weekly boar - which he consumes with fellow bower relation Hughie.
UKAD director of communications Emily Robinson told the Daily Mail: "UK Anti-Doping is unable to comment on ongoing cases."
Unbeaten Fury has been out of boxing as he deals with mental health problems since beating Wladimir Klitschko in November 2015 to unify the world heavyweight titles.
He vacated his belts and had his boxing license revoked by the British Boxing Board of Control, and had to abandon plans to return in May as his ban remained in place.
The former world heavyweight champion has claimed he could be back in the ring as soon as July, saying he will be on the undercard for Billy Joe Saunders' world title fight.
The Furys would not be the first people to use meat as mitigation for illegal drug taking.
Chinese Judo Olympic gold medalist Tong Wen was cleared after testing positive for steroid use in 2009 due to pork chops.
Cyclist Alberto Contador was also saved by meat as beef steaks were blamed for clenbuterol being found in his system.
Last week, Hughie pulled out of his title fight against WBO heavyweight champion Joseph Parker with a back injury.
Tyson Fury and his cousin Hughie set to blame failed drugs tests on eating a WHOLE BOAR every week
Re: Tyson Fury and Hughie blame failed drugs tests on eating a WHOLE BO
I believe them, especially Tyson. Look at the size of the cunt. He wipes its arse and shoves it in whole.
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Didn't that American sprinter from back in the day (Dennis ? ? ?) get off from a drugs ban by claiming he tested positive because he shagged his bird 20 times and drank 6 bottles of bud the night before the test?
I like that one better than dodgy meat.
Re: Tyson Fury and Hughie blame failed drugs tests on eating a WHOLE BO
How many hedgehogs do you think he would have to eat a week to get the same effect?
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If you test positive then you test positive. It doesn't matter what excuse you come up with or at least it shouldn't. Are they going to get banned?
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Well, all I can say is I totally respect their taste in food. Wild Boar is fucking delicious, and very lean and nutritious to!
It's also probably the least likely food on earth to make you fail a drugs test..surely? I mean fuck knows what farmers put into half the meat we eat from supermarkets but wild game?
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Sounds legit to me. Nothing to see here.
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Primo Carnera
Well, all I can say is I totally respect their taste in food. Wild Boar is fucking delicious, and very lean and nutritious to!
It's also probably the least likely food on earth to make you fail a drugs test..surely? I mean fuck knows what farmers put into half the meat we eat from supermarkets
but wild game?
There's your answer. Wild would imply just that I would assume. 2 year bans coming up?
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Alpha
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Beanz
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Primo Carnera
Well, all I can say is I totally respect their taste in food. Wild Boar is fucking delicious, and very lean and nutritious to!
It's also probably the least likely food on earth to make you fail a drugs test..surely? I mean fuck knows what farmers put into half the meat we eat from supermarkets
but wild game?
There's your answer. Wild would imply just that I would assume. 2 year bans coming up?
i would think if fury was to get banned, no idea if he would or not, then they might possibly back date it to whenever he stopped fighting and that would line up pretty well with his recovery from his "mental health problems", it would be a funny coincidence :S...
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palmerq
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Alpha
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Beanz
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Primo Carnera
Well, all I can say is I totally respect their taste in food. Wild Boar is fucking delicious, and very lean and nutritious to!
It's also probably the least likely food on earth to make you fail a drugs test..surely? I mean fuck knows what farmers put into half the meat we eat from supermarkets
but wild game?
There's your answer. Wild would imply just that I would assume. 2 year bans coming up?
i would think if fury was to get banned, no idea if he would or not, then they might possibly back date it to whenever he stopped fighting and that would line up pretty well with his recovery from his "mental health problems", it would be a funny coincidence :S...
That's what I would also think but the UK seemed to hand out heavy suspensions (which is good).
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From hence forth they shall be known as 'The Fat and the Furyless'.
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palmerq
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Alpha
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Originally Posted by
Beanz
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Originally Posted by
Primo Carnera
Well, all I can say is I totally respect their taste in food. Wild Boar is fucking delicious, and very lean and nutritious to!
It's also probably the least likely food on earth to make you fail a drugs test..surely? I mean fuck knows what farmers put into half the meat we eat from supermarkets
but wild game?
There's your answer. Wild would imply just that I would assume. 2 year bans coming up?
i would think if fury was to get banned, no idea if he would or not, then they might possibly back date it to whenever he stopped fighting and that would line up pretty well with his recovery from his "mental health problems", it would be a funny coincidence :S...
Yeah, the wild boar must have Prozac in it too.;D
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Reminds me of the old Asterix books when the fat one scoffed the Boar at the end.
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fury is just a piss taking bastard
and I saw a hedgehog last night in the middle of the road, had to break hard
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Laugh or what!!!!!!
Pissed myself when I read it, what kind of cockamamie excuse is that, just find a local Pikey who swears on his mothers life that he sells them a wild boar a week.
They would have done us all a favour if they said they'd eaten a wild BORE, ie JEFF POWELL
