What would you do if you found a headless torso?
I was just wondering what you would do if you found a headless torso. Would you act differently if you found it during the morning on your way to work then you would act if you found it at night in the Shadows on your way home on some tree-lined side street with no people? I think I might look for the head somewhere. Do you think the head could be on the same street as the Torso? I mean what if the person chopped off the head and then put the head in another town or even on another Street? Do you think anyone ever chopped off someone's head and then put the head in a mailbox? That is really sick isn't it? Isn't that a sick place to put a head? Name three not so sick places where you might put a head.
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Is the body male or female?
How long has the body been there?
These two questions would help me decide whether I call the police or drag the body to some secluded bushes for a little bit of quiet time.
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Going out on a limbs here and say just rent a wood chipper.
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They found one in Denmark yesterday. Like a plot from a novel. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&so...UDJb4g&cf=1
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Brock. Are you contemplating decapitating someone and looking for tips on disposal?
Some solid advice here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSYCh0NuBuY
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Batman
Is the body male or female?
How long has the body been there?
These two questions would help me decide whether I call the police or drag the body to some secluded bushes for a little bit of quiet time.
Wouldn't you want to know if she was a looker or not?
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Master
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Batman
Is the body male or female?
How long has the body been there?
These two questions would help me decide whether I call the police or drag the body to some secluded bushes for a little bit of quiet time.
Wouldn't you want to know if she was a looker or not?
You'd need the head for that. Every minute you spend finding it is a minute she/he is getting cold.
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Memphis
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Master
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Batman
Is the body male or female?
How long has the body been there?
These two questions would help me decide whether I call the police or drag the body to some secluded bushes for a little bit of quiet time.
Wouldn't you want to know if she was a looker or not?
You'd need the head for that. Every minute you spend finding it is a minute she/he is getting cold.
who said I wanted it to be female and warm??? :bananasex:
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Batman
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Memphis
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Master
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Batman
Is the body male or female?
How long has the body been there?
These two questions would help me decide whether I call the police or drag the body to some secluded bushes for a little bit of quiet time.
Wouldn't you want to know if she was a looker or not?
You'd need the head for that. Every minute you spend finding it is a minute she/he is getting cold.
who said I wanted it to be female and warm??? :bananasex:
You lot are sick.
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Batman
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Memphis
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Master
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Batman
Is the body male or female?
How long has the body been there?
These two questions would help me decide whether I call the police or drag the body to some secluded bushes for a little bit of quiet time.
Wouldn't you want to know if she was a looker or not?
You'd need the head for that. Every minute you spend finding it is a minute she/he is getting cold.
who said I wanted it to be female and warm??? :bananasex:
I was merely commenting from my own perspective. I appreciate that we are a rich, culturally diverse and most importantly degenerate bunch of cunts so I would never make any assumptions.
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brocktonblockbust
I was just wondering what you would do if you found a headless torso. Would you act differently if you found it during the morning on your way to work then you would act if you found it at night in the Shadows on your way home on some tree-lined side street with no people? I think I might look for the head somewhere. Do you think the head could be on the same street as the Torso? I mean what if the person chopped off the head and then put the head in another town or even on another Street? Do you think anyone ever chopped off someone's head and then put the head in a mailbox? That is really sick isn't it? Isn't that a sick place to put a head? Name three not so sick places where you might put a head.
This is all a bit random isn't it? even for you !;)
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Primo Carnera
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brocktonblockbust
I was just wondering what you would do if you found a headless torso. Would you act differently if you found it during the morning on your way to work then you would act if you found it at night in the Shadows on your way home on some tree-lined side street with no people? I think I might look for the head somewhere. Do you think the head could be on the same street as the Torso? I mean what if the person chopped off the head and then put the head in another town or even on another Street? Do you think anyone ever chopped off someone's head and then put the head in a mailbox? That is really sick isn't it? Isn't that a sick place to put a head? Name three not so sick places where you might put a head.
This is all a bit random isn't it? even for you !;)
No, unfortunately he has posted far more random ones than this.
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I have not had such a good laugh and a long time gents. Thank you so much for making this a very comical thread so far. HAHAHAHA great comments All Around This Thread needs to be pinned for at least a week I'm sure we can do better than this
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Do you think anyone ever chopped off someone's head and then put the head in a mailbox? That is really sick isn't it? Isn't that a sick place to put a head?
We don't have mailboxes here, would a head fit in a mailbox, unless you are killing a kid with a really small bonce I wouldn't have thought it'd fit.
Don't people fuck with your mail? I mean where I live in sure people would steal your shit on a daily basis if it was left in a mailbox.
They'd either steal it or stick a babbies head in it.
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It's probably been discussed. I imagine the conversation at head office went something like
Ok so US style mailboxes, good idea?
Yeah really good. Safer, dont have to go in the garden. No dodgey gates or fences, dogs! From a health and safety perspective it makes great sense.
What about when people start sticking severed babies heads in them?
Ok scratch that, next on the agenda. Shorts in all weather. Does it promote the right image?
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http://i.imgur.com/be9ZaP5.jpg I've never seen baby heads in a mailbox but I ran across a Kid. All this mailbox talk is reminding me of crisp winter days driving around the back roads of Virginia playing mailbox baseball with a homemade morning star ;D. Ahhhhh batta batta batta swing batta.
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]Hahaha that is awesome. To answer Batman's question yes mail does get stolen here if it's in a mailbox out by the street but if you have a mailbox which is normally in this part of the United States attached to the wall of your house right next to your front door most people will not venture to walk 20 or 30 ft into someone's yard and open the box.
Yes Spicoli also has a point I do remember being in the backseat of a car in about 1983 after we came back from a bar at about 2 a.m. and two of my friends were leaning out the window with baseball bats really smashing those mailboxes as we drove by 25 or 30 miles an hour
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I actually found a headless body once. I was lost in the hills behind Montana Tech, which was pretty embarrassing in and of itself, when I climbed a hill to look around. On the way down I found a headless yearling moose. Coming out i found a really nice shooting spot that i subsequently used for nearly two years.
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@Memphis where'd you get that tune? You just described my neighborhood!
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brocktonblockbust
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Memphis where'd you get that tune? You just described my neighborhood!
Huhh!
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Master
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brocktonblockbust
@
Memphis where'd you get that tune? You just described my neighborhood!
Huhh!
Wuhh!
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Batman
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Master
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brocktonblockbust
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Memphis where'd you get that tune? You just described my neighborhood!
Huhh!
Wuhh!
Bruh! Wuh duh fuh
