To mark my birthday coming up in the next couple of months I am thinking of doing something radical
I have no tattoo's or piercings but think I need to do one of these.
I am thinking nose piercing in my right nostril.
Any advice?
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To mark my birthday coming up in the next couple of months I am thinking of doing something radical
I have no tattoo's or piercings but think I need to do one of these.
I am thinking nose piercing in my right nostril.
Any advice?
Don't do it you will look like a scrote
Why do you "need" to do? Please share that with the Forum it should be interestingQuote:
Originally Posted by Master
Getting old and want to mark it in a special way.
drink a bottle of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
1990 Petrus. http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...tid=4398&stc=1
Pierce both nostrils. And get some tattoos. Then put those things in your earlobes that stretch them out real big.
Is that while drinking the Chateau Petrus ?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
You silly fucker!!!:LOLATYOU::lolololol::rotflmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Middle age crisis thing? Get a tat of all the wankers you've banned, names crossed out with dates etc. Right on the forearm so when you shake hands people know you're a man who takes names and chews gum.
if you do a nostril make it a nail. No studs or diamonds or weenie shat like that.
and buy a red sports car!
Neither, get a mistress.
He has 2Quote:
Originally Posted by Alpha
Drinking would probably help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Lord AlIs that while drinking the Chateau Petrus ?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
I have decided against a tattoo after seeing that, too painful and my dad would not approve.
Also do not want my children to copy me and become delinquents.
You could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
That sounds even more painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldYou could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.
Do both :-X. Worst thing that can happen is you'll date a woman with a buzz cut named Janice who aggressively slaps your ass and calls you "sugar" but at least hope for a beautiful baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterThat sounds even more painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldYou could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.
There speaks a man with experience. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SpicoliDo both :-X. Worst thing that can happen is you'll date a woman with a buzz cut named Janice who aggressively slaps your ass and calls you "sugar" but at least hope for a beautiful baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterThat sounds even more painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldYou could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.
Circumcision, the elderly dont wash as much so it will be a win /win .
True you already have kids. Go for left nostril, twinkle toes. 💋💋💋💘💘💘Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterThat sounds even more painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldYou could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.
Night train in the US, Buckfast over here.Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsooldDrinking would probably help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Lord AlIs that while drinking the Chateau Petrus ?;)Quote:
Originally Posted by greynotsoold
Hahaha that explains it, fucking MD 20/20
I have a tattoo of a butt with a butt on it, on my butt
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I saw a yorkie with a gnarled prison tat on her belly. Anyone who puts a design tat on a young dog needs their head pulled through their arse.
Don't?
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Originally Posted by Master